{"topics":[{"id":"54568b436368725c29650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54568ae06368722709170100#post_54568ae06368722709170100\r\nMother Nature would be proud.\r\nIf she weren't a cantankerous bitch who is drunk with power.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456ac0e6368721a15050200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Daily reminder that I am more powerful!!!!!!!!!!'","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5456af266368723caaed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456ac0e6368721a15050200#post_5456ac0e6368721a15050200\r\nI know your weakness though:\r\n!http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/Vc/nerf-guns-8-470-0409.jpg!\r\n(it's a 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Bow\r\n!http://www.popularmechanics.com/cm/popularmechanics/images/iW/nerf-guns-1-470-0409-de.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5456b0d56368721804180100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456af626368723994220000#post_5456af626368723994220000\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456af266368723caaed0000#post_5456af266368723caaed0000\r\nI didnt realize you worked for Blizzard[/bq]\r\n\"Relevant\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBXQTZlOZO0\r\n","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5456b1496368727623550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456b0c1636872554c330000#post_5456b0c1636872554c330000\r\n\r\nHow did I missed 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it.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!https://31.media.tumblr.com/40eea55f0b04a97e379222896c88a8da/tumblr_inline_mzcx8aFrZb1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/037da3bee535defcb0874330550760e4/tumblr_inline_mzcx8eQBpt1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/6d664a0dafe0215d28816bc718cbe103/tumblr_inline_mzcx8habPk1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3c32bf1082e137a2e5cbe41a6009e4d0/tumblr_inline_mzcx8miV2L1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/91ae52b8b8bf054685b40abea81114e5/tumblr_inline_mzcx8vqiB51rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/85e24953d473e1096ce45aeba0cb7d30/tumblr_inline_mzcx95MHe11rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/af4e9c1dfbc892d6e059dd747de8a843/tumblr_inline_mzcx99KHFm1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/3becbdbb0593ede9994b4a31915ff419/tumblr_inline_mzcx9l9e3m1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/427f0125037f5abfae37cc7f25649eac/tumblr_inline_mzcx9yFjZz1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/0891856d053e09f7c60a2fd177e7d041/tumblr_inline_mzcxaaiCys1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/ee5abfad9fdb76c2bd9b63b5debde83a/tumblr_inline_mzcxaps5651rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/7258f1e35707b357aa2fd82bec8e0f75/tumblr_inline_mzcxaxXlKN1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/c33d45049eb928ab71e2146bbf3f1e14/tumblr_inline_mzcxb83aPI1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/97580b4aa955cc42edc3fd650faf6e74/tumblr_inline_mzcxbhkJo01rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/6f144e6b0f9e2ac753dd4c1b88c870d8/tumblr_inline_mzcxbpspjC1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/629e07a054d14335079927679d39b61b/tumblr_inline_mzcxc6LT5z1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/40d11de1caf101f3be2de86d5ef9a07a/tumblr_inline_mzcxcmiqUD1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/ad518307789b005c1d6afd969dd0e57e/tumblr_inline_mzcxcvIvsy1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/4329a03dcd98857040d8a655624e19f8/tumblr_inline_mzcxdamry21rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/8b1d9967440cc668d3e5333f097bff78/tumblr_inline_mzcxdkTUFD1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/173bbe07a9655da8f534157803f130f9/tumblr_inline_mzcxdzrMdc1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/b6f5090bf6f6e7e2e2ef2f4fb8001682/tumblr_inline_mzcxeka9931rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/52445b66b4a168e7757192bb1b916cbd/tumblr_inline_mzcxerBdvE1rjp5eh.png!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/794fa2834c7e5f5d67fe716e0cbba571/tumblr_inline_mzcxf0J7Hz1rjp5eh.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/f1efe14338914afd9afc55e4adedd73f/tumblr_inline_mzcxf86aoT1rjp5eh.png![/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5456bcb863687248445c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bc63636872167a380100#post_5456bc63636872167a380100\r\nTwisty-kun  calm down.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456bd60636872715daa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bcb863687248445c0200#post_5456bcb863687248445c0200\r\nWhat do those things the Japs put on the end of names even mean? ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5456bdb863687271abdf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bd60636872715daa0000#post_5456bd60636872715daa0000\r\n\r\nThey're honorifics. \"Here's the condensed version\":https://www.google.com/url?q=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/JapaneseHonorifics&sa=U&ei=nL1WVJavOZajyATYhYKgAg&ved=0CAcQFjAC&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNHSWWTr8SVftXS4Pv0S2JsEotpPZg","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5456be68636872047ac80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bd60636872715daa0000#post_5456bd60636872715daa0000\r\nThey're honorifics. They're meant to show respect and etiquette.\r\n_San_ is the most neutral one. You use it when you aren't familiar with it.\r\n_Kun_ is a term for people younger than you or friends. It's normally used for males.\r\n_Chan_ is the same but normally used for females, young children, and pets.\r\n_Sama_ is used to instill high respect or regard.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456be906368723d79f10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bdb863687271abdf0000#post_5456bdb863687271abdf0000\r\nAwwww I wanted to sound smart.\r\nYou're no fun.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456bf166368727f7a620000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456be68636872047ac80000#post_5456be68636872047ac80000\r\nSo that's why she uses Sama on mine. Geoffrey-sama still sounds weird though.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5456bf5063687214c6760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456be906368723d79f10000#post_5456be906368723d79f10000\r\n\r\nWeaklings don't get to choose fun\r\n\r\n!http://data2.whicdn.com/images/115572646/thumb.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5456bfe26368721e5a380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Simply Dashing\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGfcUrrRVM&index=53&list=UULpWF3YQ-fGDwqQt2KHbWyw","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5456c0016368721c3e8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bf5063687214c6760000#post_5456bf5063687214c6760000\r\n[spoiler]Says the guy who get lead poisoning.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5456c013636872047a100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bf5063687214c6760000#post_5456bf5063687214c6760000\r\nAnti-Mage meet Invoker.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"5456c0446368727bc1010100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5456bfe26368721e5a380200#post_5456bfe26368721e5a380200\r\nByoutiful.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}