{"topics":[{"id":"54a3b5546368720f9e840700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Going to sleep.\r\n_Yawn*_","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54a3b5586368727789b31b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one that sees that putt putt is a horror beyond all decency?\r\n!img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110320002926/humongous/images/9/9f/Putt-Putt_Parade_Anim.gif!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a3b5c4636872483dd10600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Penis.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54a3b62a6368727bc1cb2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b2bc6368721541470600#post_54a3b2bc6368721541470600\r\nPortuguese!?\r\nWell, I will gonna try.\r\n\r\nNIGHT EVERYONE!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"54a3b87463687270134b1700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b5586368727789b31b00#post_54a3b5586368727789b31b00\r\nBurn it. Burn it now.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a3b95163687225edeb0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b5586368727789b31b00#post_54a3b5586368727789b31b00\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b87463687270134b1700#post_54a3b87463687270134b1700\r\nGET THE HOLY WATER","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a3b96863687214c3b70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b87463687270134b1700#post_54a3b87463687270134b1700\r\n!pics.mobygames.com/images/covers/large/1139079330-00.jpg!\r\n_it talks_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a3ba186368721d11040600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b96863687214c3b70600#post_54a3b96863687214c3b70600\r\nChrist...","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a3bac46368721409af0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b96863687214c3b70600#post_54a3b96863687214c3b70600\r\nI have seen the faces of eldritch horrors and not ran. I have gazed into the abyss and it gazed back, but I did not move. i have faced down a bug botch that wanted to eat my countrys emotions cause shes a huge bitch, and I did not tremble.\r\n\r\nBut that... Thing. It frightens me.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a3bad9636872458dfa1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3ba186368721d11040600#post_54a3ba186368721d11040600\r\nChildhood media is a great source of horrors","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a3bb7f636872262e960700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3b96863687214c3b70600#post_54a3b96863687214c3b70600\r\nPUTT PUTT GOES TO THE MOON.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54a3bbdf63687226b3080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bb7f636872262e960700#post_54a3bb7f636872262e960700\r\nSomewhere Nightmare Moon is screaming.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a3bc3563687237feeb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bb7f636872262e960700#post_54a3bb7f636872262e960700\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bbdf63687226b3080000#post_54a3bbdf63687226b3080000\r\n_and then he's coming for us_\r\n!gamesdbase.com/Media/SYSTEM/ScummVM/Snap/big/Putt-Putt_Goes_to_the_Moon_-_1993_-_Humongous_Entertainment.jpg!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a3bc6563687206194d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bad9636872458dfa1300#post_54a3bad9636872458dfa1300\r\nIts true!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a3bc966368724b4cbe1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_spyfox kicks ass tho_","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a3bcf3636872333e760500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bc3563687237feeb0100#post_54a3bc3563687237feeb0100\r\nSave me, Pajama Sam!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Obviously you guys have never seen true horror.\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/jYZES26.png!\r\n!http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/6/60/9368.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120213201851!\r\n!http://pbskids.sproutonline.me/jayjay/img/wrld.shape.1024wallpaper.jpg!","author":"4fc958fc945b703fa301f910"},{"id":"54a3bda863687225ed280e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This one time I was on my computer and my father barges and says \"Son, I am very disappointed at you. You killed that poor animal with over a hundred bullets. Our family name's on the line!\" The I said  \"Dad, you don't even sound like that. Your English grammar sucks. Remember?\" Then I woke up.\r\n\r\nAlso, Shouldn't awful be better than awesome?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54a3be006368720beae21800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@apegacine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500#post_54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500\r\n_*I REMEMBER THIS!*_\r\n\r\nThis used to be my fav show as a kid, but now looking at it now.....Christ....Good Christ...","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54a3bf1e63687226b3970000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@apegacine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500#post_54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3be006368720beae21800#post_54a3be006368720beae21800\r\nI watched budgie\r\n!daphnecaruanagalizia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kinopoisk_ru-budgie-the-little-helicopter-1745346.jpg!\r\nHe was...slightly less horrifying? Maybe? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54a3bf756368722fe0810300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@apegacine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500#post_54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500\r\nGod has abandoned us. And Darwin just jumped ship too.\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bda863687225ed280e00#post_54a3bda863687225ed280e00\r\nDreams are weird. Had one where I was waking up and everyone was done in a sketchy comic style and they spoke in colored text boxes. Then I woke up.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a3bf886368726204441900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@apegacine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500#post_54a3bd7c63687278a3a60500\r\nEvil such as this can only be cleansed in nuclear fire.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54a3c0306368725bbee90d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Let's settle this the old Navy way. First one to die, loses.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54a3c03c636872040dd70400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bf1e63687226b3970000#post_54a3bf1e63687226b3970000\r\nIt looks like someone put Max of GooftrooPa face on a helicopter.\r\n\r\nDammit Katz! Where you nOt Satisfied with Eustace!?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a3c09d6368727bc1b02300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a3bf1e63687226b3970000#post_54a3bf1e63687226b3970000\r\nHe looks more like a Dogcopter so Its a _little_ better. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}