{"topics":[{"id":"54a48d426368726a3cf30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48c9e63687236e9a22300#post_54a48c9e63687236e9a22300\r\nI have Halo 1 for PC.\r\n\r\nI only got to the second level cause my old computer lagged baaaaaad)...and I kinda sucked.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a48d776368722036140500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48d1f6368726ad9c30300#post_54a48d1f6368726ad9c30300\r\nGive me a shot of tequila and a wrench and I could kill a GOD.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a48e90636872680a810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The clock here in Scotland has struck\r\n!http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2f023f5aed37ebf68c00a32d17af754/tumblr_mwqy5nI4o41qj0hyho1_500.gif!\r\nHappy New Year to all of you. Splendid fellows, -most- all of you.\r\n","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"54a48ed96368721995eb2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48e90636872680a810000#post_54a48e90636872680a810000\r\nI still got five hours to  go!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a48eee636872702e3f2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Still have 7 hours to go.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54a48ef96368727e7c930a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's something I tried last night that was really good: hot coco with a shot of rum in it. You can barely taste the rum, and what you can adds a nice little kick to the coco.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"54a48f506368724cbeb60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48ef96368727e7c930a00#post_54a48ef96368727e7c930a00\r\nBut I'm outta booze...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a48fe16368722036fe0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48f506368724cbeb60300#post_54a48f506368724cbeb60300\r\nI bet you can't kill a Hunter.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a490616368720a89da0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48e90636872680a810000#post_54a48e90636872680a810000\r\nWelcome to the future.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54a4908263687214c3c41800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AppleJackFrost\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a490616368720a89da0200#post_54a490616368720a89da0200\r\nI'm still in the past.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a491576368720a89550300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48d776368722036140500#post_54a48d776368722036140500\r\n*gives shot of tequila*\r\n\r\nGive it a try.\r\n\r\n!http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/scale_small/3/34651/2497139-kratos.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a4922d6368720330cd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a491576368720a89550300#post_54a491576368720a89550300\r\nStill need a wrench.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a4925e63687259a07d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://new1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/4759842+_2cd2cc797d1321d905c886218880a9eb.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54a49369636872458db02100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a4922d6368720330cd0200#post_54a4922d6368720330cd0200\r\n*gives wrench*\r\n\r\nGo at em.\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso. Question. Is Kratos a good guy? I've heard he's basically just a revenge driven monster. That true? Certainly looks the part.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a494ea6368723bdfd10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48d426368726a3cf30400#post_54a48d426368726a3cf30400\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a48c9e63687236e9a22300#post_54a48c9e63687236e9a22300\r\nI have Halo 1 for PC.\r\n\r\nI only got to the second level cause my old computer lagged baaaaaad)...and I kinda sucked.[/bq]\r\nYou know what the Plasma Pistol does, riiiight?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a495926368723e3f080900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a494ea6368723bdfd10100#post_54a494ea6368723bdfd10100\r\nShoots plasma that kills enemies. If you charge it it releases a big bolt. In later games it can take down air vehicles shields or power. I forget which.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54a497b963687223030b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a495926368723e3f080900#post_54a495926368723e3f080900\r\nIt's best for Elites, since a charged shot can take down the shield in one shot.\r\nBrain before brawn, mate.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a4986a63687235ad230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a49369636872458db02100#post_54a49369636872458db02100\r\nKratos is shitlord who blames the Gods for  things that are his own damned fault.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a498816368727197761400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a497b963687223030b0000#post_54a497b963687223030b0000\r\nNo\r\nIt's a useless flashlight  ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54a498c063687238646f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a498816368727197761400#post_54a498816368727197761400\r\nUseless even on heroic/legendary difficulties?\r\nUseless my ass.\r\nUse a headshot weapon with it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a499316368726aebb80500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a498c063687238646f0000#post_54a498c063687238646f0000\r\nIn the newer games sure ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54a4996363687223036c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a499316368726aebb80500#post_54a499316368726aebb80500\r\nNono.\r\nHalo CE too, ya scrub.\r\nStill got that Magnum.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54a499a26368721ff68d1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So my touhou playlist just got rekt.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54a499c1636872333e740f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Nothing like watching some depressing stuff while feeling down.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54a499ce6368723a7e9c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54a4996363687223036c0000#post_54a4996363687223036c0000\r\nSo why would you just use the magnum... Scrub\r\nIt was a 3 shot headshot kill.","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"}]}