{"topics":[{"id":"53a372da63687230e1100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a371f463687205e47f0000#post_53a371f463687205e47f0000\r\nHasn't someone told you that glue shouldn't be eaten or did you skip that part growing up?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a3738963687205be460100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a372da63687230e1100000#post_53a372da63687230e1100000\r\n\r\nExactly, glue should be sniffed","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a373df63687241e2200000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Growls loudly*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a373e9636872482f020000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3738963687205be460100#post_53a3738963687205be460100\r\n\r\nwhat kind of fucking peasant are you that snifs glue? thats just being cheap man.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a374136368724b8b0d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a373e9636872482f020000#post_53a373e9636872482f020000\r\n\r\nForgive me for being poor during high school!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3741b636872487e210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a373df63687241e2200000#post_53a373df63687241e2200000\r\nRandom calm down or I'll lock you in your room again.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a374616368724bbc230000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a374136368724b8b0d0000#post_53a374136368724b8b0d0000\r\n\r\n\r\nsniffing blue is like rock bottom man.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3746f636872259a290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3741b636872487e210000#post_53a3741b636872487e210000\r\n!http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/236/9/a/MH_Diablos_by_Neko_Rinz.png!\r\nNOT UNTIL YOU GIVE RANDY 100 VIRGINS!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a374c16368724b764d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3746f636872259a290100#post_53a3746f636872259a290100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3741b636872487e210000#post_53a3741b636872487e210000\r\nNOT UNTIL YOU GIVE RANDY 100 VIRGINS![/bq]\r\nLooks like I'm disqualified.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a374ed636872481f850000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a374c16368724b764d0000#post_53a374c16368724b764d0000\r\nOh I would never feed you to anyone.\r\nYou're my favorite~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a375206368724737570300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a374616368724bbc230000#post_53a374616368724bbc230000\r\n\r\nI couldn't afford anything else, besides, I lived next to a carpentry so it was pretty much free","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a375cc6368724853b00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RANDY WANT 100 HOT VIRGIN 18-YEAR-OLD GIRLS!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a375cf6368726a10010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A couple of Sprites but no beer\r\nThis Batmobile is real hard to steer\r\nSo on my way here I hit a couple of queer\r\nMy windshield got hit and smashed a couple of deer\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a3767c63687241e27b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"krusty krab opening in palestine\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/406/62c.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a376c66368726b1f790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3767c63687241e27b0100#post_53a3767c63687241e27b0100\r\n\r\nI DON'T CARE!\r\n\r\nI NEED TO GET THERE!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a376f063687277ae1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a375cc6368724853b00000#post_53a375cc6368724853b00000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]RANDY WANT 100 HOT VIRGIN 18-YEAR-OLD GIRLS![/bq]\r\nYou're out of luck then cause I'm not the former and I don't think anyone here is the later, but I could be when I want to [saxophone music intensifies]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a3770f636872466e6e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a376f063687277ae1b0000#post_53a376f063687277ae1b0000\r\n\r\nI read that with Spy's voice","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a3772063687275245e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RANDY WANT ICE CREAM!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a377516368725caf200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3770f636872466e6e0100#post_53a3770f636872466e6e0100\r\n\r\nSEDUCE ME!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a3776b6368723618f60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3772063687275245e0000#post_53a3772063687275245e0000\r\n\r\nhere\r\n\r\n!http://responsiveuniverse.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/roll-of-money.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a377776368726af69c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3772063687275245e0000#post_53a3772063687275245e0000\r\nYou'll get it after dinner","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a3779663687209ea090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3776b6368723618f60100#post_53a3776b6368723618f60100\r\n*Eats money*\r\nRANDY LOVE MONEY. MONEY TASTE GOOD.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a377dc6368720a142d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a3779663687209ea090000#post_53a3779663687209ea090000\r\n\r\n!http://images.rapgenius.com/2fea244d1e21ee9eba2579e5f900d8f1.500x533x1.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a378576368720f9e480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://s1.e-monsite.com/2009/09/01/03/67084711monoblos-gif.gif!\r\nRANDY GOING TO BANK. RANDY WANT TO EAT MORE MONEY.\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a37d9f6368725f52440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a378576368720f9e480000#post_53a378576368720f9e480000\r\n\r\nYou're gonna die from starvation if you feed on money","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}