{"topics":[{"id":"541f011e63687214fe550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f00ec6368726a94f60000#post_541f00ec6368726a94f60000\r\nEven if you're more into guys? XD Wow, Squiggy, I didn't realize...","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541f018863687272c7980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f011e63687214fe550000#post_541f011e63687214fe550000\r\nNot sexually. More like I would be her servant. It's the same with Satsuki-sama. If she existed I'd follow that woman into the jaws of Hell.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f01a2636872133cec0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f018863687272c7980100#post_541f018863687272c7980100\r\nI just had to tease you a little, bro, that's why I did that :)","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541f01e86368724ba2920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f01a2636872133cec0000#post_541f01a2636872133cec0000\r\nB-b-baka!\r\n<////<","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f01ea63687237acee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f01a2636872133cec0000#post_541f01a2636872133cec0000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f018863687272c7980100#post_541f018863687272c7980100\r\nShe is a bit masculine though. Even prefers Sir to Dame.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541f022b63687255e7de0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f00ec6368726a94f60000#post_541f00ec6368726a94f60000\r\nAgreed on that. One of my favorite things about Hellsing is that even though she has no super powers at all Integra comes across as a stone cold grade A BADASS.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541f02496368723d14990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f01ea63687237acee0000#post_541f01ea63687237acee0000\r\nSir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.\r\nI think that indicates she's been knighted.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f030563687255e7040100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f02496368723d14990000#post_541f02496368723d14990000\r\nThe female title uses Dame though. \r\n\r\nAnyway, for an organization designed to combat vampires, they seem to be under prepared.  ","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541f034763687237cf160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f030563687255e7040100#post_541f030563687255e7040100\r\nWell to be fair they were caught off guard and the invasion was quelled.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f03ef6368725a56980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f034763687237cf160100#post_541f034763687237cf160100\r\nProlly, didn't expect the creeps to bring the fight to them. Relying too much on the trump card.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541f04576368725210240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://martinlawrence.com/deyber/deyber-paintings/melon_collie_ordey161913.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541f047263687270d79b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f04576368725210240100#post_541f04576368725210240100\r\nCool :) If only the collie had a means to SHARE that watermelon with all of us.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541f04a36368726dce640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f04576368725210240100#post_541f04576368725210240100\r\nWell. That's a thing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f04e16368723620180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f04a36368726dce640100#post_541f04a36368726dce640100\r\nTis my current mood as well.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541f050c6368723d14e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f04e16368723620180000#post_541f04e16368723620180000\r\nSooooo... you feel like having watermelon?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541f051f63687270d7b50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f04576368725210240100#post_541f04576368725210240100\r\nGood painting and all that but... context?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"541f05296368727733c70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f04e16368723620180000#post_541f04e16368723620180000\r\nYour mood is \"collie with a watermelon\"?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f059863687214fefc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f05296368727733c70000#post_541f05296368727733c70000\r\n[spoiler]Melon Collie[/spoiler]","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"541f05dc6368727752170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f059863687214fefc0000#post_541f059863687214fefc0000\r\nBoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541f05df6368723d57670100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f059863687214fefc0000#post_541f059863687214fefc0000\r\nXD Nice play on words.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"541f14436368721daf160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/ZQ6V1w.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541f1e926368724966130100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I can't wait for the day when I eventually overhear someone say \"y'know, mystery science theater is a great show and all but I wish that guy and his robots would shut up so I can hear the movie\"","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541f200563687218245e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f1e926368724966130100#post_541f1e926368724966130100\r\nMy grandma used to say stuff like that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541f20c663687275110b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"blowjob machine\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3CWLCoQu7c","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541f22b563687275991c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541f20c663687275110b0100#post_541f20c663687275110b0100\r\nDid China just turn into Japan?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}