{"topics":[{"id":"54962dc86368722d2c2e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962d8e6368723dc6590000#post_54962d8e6368723dc6590000\r\nDaddy's boy. ;D","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54962de16368722b65950100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962d8e6368723dc6590000#post_54962d8e6368723dc6590000\r\nA best friend who also like to dick you off?\r\nIf I were my sister, I might know that feel.\r\n-But I don't have a lot of friends-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54962dee6368723073170100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://share.gifyoutube.com/vWE2go.gif!\r\n!http://share.gifyoutube.com/m2R45P.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54962df46368722e0e9f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I miss Pirate Bay.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54962e076368722d7d1d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962dc86368722d2c2e0100#post_54962dc86368722d2c2e0100\r\nWhat am I?\r\n-Mommy's boy?-","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54962e9d6368722b86f80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962dc86368722d2c2e0100#post_54962dc86368722d2c2e0100\r\nI'd take a bullet for that man. I'm a momma's boy too. I love my family.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962de16368722b65950100#post_54962de16368722b65950100\r\nNo no no. I mean my BIOLOGICAL dad. He sucks. My step-dad is the coolest guy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54962ea66368722bb7160100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962e076368722d7d1d0100#post_54962e076368722d7d1d0100\r\n\r\n\"MOTHER!!!!!!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvTCgfMfHLw","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"54962f7e6368722a648f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962e9d6368722b86f80000#post_54962e9d6368722b86f80000\r\n*Smack my head*\r\nRiiiight\r\nThose stuff confuse me","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54962ffd6368722f06350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962df46368722e0e9f0100#post_54962df46368722e0e9f0100\r\n\r\ni never used pirate´s bay\r\n\r\nkickass torrents is where is at","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549630086368722d5a660100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962e9d6368722b86f80000#post_54962e9d6368722b86f80000\r\nI wish I had a good dad.\r\n\r\nMy dad stinks, and my step-dad, I'm not even gonna try and talk about it.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"549630526368723031d30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549630086368722d5a660100#post_549630086368722d5a660100\r\nI think I have the worst relative...\r\nMy sister.\r\nShe never help us out, she's always a dick, and mostly\r\nShe swears all the fricking time.\r\nShe even threatened to break my Xbox.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549631d56368722fb9a90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549630526368723031d30100#post_549630526368723031d30100\r\nWhat was the reason behind that threat?\r\n\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MLWq8p8e_qg/UioprA9SvLI/AAAAAAAAAqo/ZEg_9cYiY_M/s1600/top_gunder.jpg!\r\nTop Gunder.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549631f46368722fee4f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962c926368722de5130100#post_54962c926368722de5130100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54962bd86368722de50c0100#post_54962bd86368722de50c0100\r\nNo. But I'm gonna do it.\r\n[spoiler]Topless.[/spoiler]\r\n[/bq]\r\n\r\nsexy car wash","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549632706368722bf6bd0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549631f46368722fee4f0200#post_549631f46368722fee4f0200\r\nEven though it's gonna be like 40 degrees tomorrow.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5496328d6368722d2cdc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.wp.com/www.bugmartini.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2014-12-04-The-Craft-of-Unconditional-Love.png?resize=1005%2C343!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549632ac6368722ec5e80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549631d56368722fb9a90100#post_549631d56368722fb9a90100\r\nI was kind of a dick to her. That shouldn't had made her threatened to break it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549632e86368722b98da0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549632706368722bf6bd0100#post_549632706368722bf6bd0100\r\nthat confused me for a second, because 40 celsius is fucking hot","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"549633cf6368722f1f950200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549632e86368722b98da0200#post_549632e86368722b98da0200\r\nOh yeah. You're from Metric land.\r\nFahrenheit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549633f96368723099490200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So, does anyone have a relative that outdick my sister?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5496342963687230994e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549633f96368723099490200#post_549633f96368723099490200\r\nMy biological dad.\r\nHe was an abusive asshole.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"549634576368722a52700200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5496342963687230994e0200#post_5496342963687230994e0200\r\nDid he threatened to break any of your stuffs?\r\nDoes he do nothing all the time?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5496346d6368723073030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/avZsL9w.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"but them tears gon hit them leather buggati seats\" has to be my favorite quote","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"549634ef63687229b0070200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Czo%C5%82g_lekki_PL-01_%2802%29.jpg!\r\n\"PL-01\":http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PL-01\r\nApparently Poland is planning to place these into service in 2018.\r\n\r\nWhat does this look like to you?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5496353c6368722f85800200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549634ef63687229b0070200#post_549634ef63687229b0070200\r\nFuture tank.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549635906368720ae90b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really hope the entire world forgets that Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}