{"topics":[{"id":"552068496368723312170800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552066c263687241a5de0100#post_552066c263687241a5de0100\r\nTry eating something.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"552068536368723ef85b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552066c263687241a5de0100#post_552066c263687241a5de0100\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552066396368723cfe740200#post_552066396368723cfe740200\r\nbut _I'm really feeling it_[/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/936/002/0f7.png!\r\nJoking aside yeah you're a lightweight; personally it takes me two gallons of wine to get drunk drunk.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"552068f663687236b9e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Last time I drank I had 3 double long island ice teas, a shot of something, a martini and a beer\r\n\r\nFelt kind of a little bit dizzy for a bit, but had my senses","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"552069176368723cfe140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5520666c6368723d2fb70200#post_5520666c6368723d2fb70200\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552065f96368723d2f8d0200#post_552065f96368723d2f8d0200\r\nNo. It just horribly messed up.[/bq]\r\nI can try to fix it for you if you want\r\n\r\nJust gimme the original image","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55206a2f6368723ae6e60500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"last time i had a buzz i about three glasses (not shots) of rum\r\n\r\ni wish i was a lightweight, there's no fun in having to drink so much","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55206a516368723b8bd30400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I tried wine once and I suddenly started laughing a lot for no real reason. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55206ac56368723e93050300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206a516368723b8bd30400#post_55206a516368723b8bd30400\r\nWine :O","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55206acb6368723b8bfd0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552068496368723312170800#post_552068496368723312170800\r\nAlready ate actually\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552068536368723ef85b0200#post_552068536368723ef85b0200\r\nYeah, I think one or two glasses more would do me in. Beer I can handle. One or two bottles has me maybe a little dizzy\r\n\r\nI felt about that way part of the way through the wine","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55206ad06368724875710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552069176368723cfe140300#post_552069176368723cfe140300\r\nNo thanks. Im good. \r\n\r\nThanks for the offer though.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55206b036368723c12540400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/552068536368723ef85b0200#post_552068536368723ef85b0200\r\nMarth.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55206b276368723929290700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206acb6368723b8bfd0400#post_55206acb6368723b8bfd0400\r\nI wish alcohol wasn't so goddamn expensive here\r\n\r\nThis why Estonia > Finland","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55206b686368723b3c800500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206a2f6368723ae6e60500#post_55206a2f6368723ae6e60500\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]last time i had a buzz i about three glasses (not shots) of rum\r\n\r\ni wish i was a lightweight, there's no fun in having to drink so much[/bq]\r\nWe should go drinking together some time cause me and alcohol summarized in a image:\r\n!http://simg3.gelbooru.com//images/82/31/82312a867fa676fa0bb720c5e8422f2b.jpg?913033!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55206c5f6368723343eb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206b686368723b3c800500#post_55206b686368723b3c800500\r\nthing is i only really like hard stuff, i drank like 3 cans of bud light once and felt like puking\r\n\r\nplus america has like this communist crap where you have to be 83 before you're supposed to be allowed to drink the stuff","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55206c9d6368722fec5e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm glad I don't drink often.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55206cba63687233126d0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206c5f6368723343eb0a00#post_55206c5f6368723343eb0a00\r\nI remember back when I was 60 I would sneak beer out of old man Jenkins' feeding tube","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55206cf46368726950d80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206c9d6368722fec5e0000#post_55206c9d6368722fec5e0000\r\nYeah, parties and vacations only for me ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55206d0e6368723b8bea0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"GOOD GOD!\r\nI love Figs!\r\n!http://hiit-blog.dailyhiit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Dried-Figs-Fruit.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55206d4b636872386a760900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206d0e6368723b8bea0500#post_55206d0e6368723b8bea0500\r\nI never realized they looked like armadillo testicles","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55206dad6368724127b40200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"downloading starbound\r\n\r\nis it fun","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55206dc563687239297a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206d4b636872386a760900#post_55206d4b636872386a760900\r\nHow do you know what armadillo testicles look like","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55206dcd6368724253560200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206c5f6368723343eb0a00#post_55206c5f6368723343eb0a00\r\nDid someone say Communism!?\r\n\r\n!http://www.fimfiction-static.net/images/group_icons/206/94b4866b890cb73b1c1b.png!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55206ddd6368724127c20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206c5f6368723343eb0a00#post_55206c5f6368723343eb0a00\r\n[bq=\"hype\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206b686368723b3c800500#post_55206b686368723b3c800500\r\nthing is i only really like hard stuff, i drank like 3 cans of bud light once and felt like puking[/bq]\r\nOh I totally agree here; I can't stand bud light.  Honestly I think bud light tastes like piss.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55206df16368724098ca0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206dcd6368724253560200#post_55206dcd6368724253560200\r\n*Marksism","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55206dfd6368723312460c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206ac56368723e93050300#post_55206ac56368723e93050300\r\nYup!\r\n\r\nI tried some a couple of times!\r\n\r\nI like that initial taste but the after taste is terrible. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55206e0d6368723e93c30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55206dcd6368724253560200#post_55206dcd6368724253560200\r\n\"Kalinka\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ9q7N5e25c","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}