{"topics":[{"id":"5530213363687238b3d60400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am going to right the best crerpypastah evar!!1!1","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"553021b36368726401440d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530213363687238b3d60400#post_5530213363687238b3d60400\r\nGood luck.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553022ee63687252d9dc1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553007d2636872609cee3200#post_553007d2636872609cee3200\r\nI called it that they would use cgi on this series instead.\r\n\r\nI'm enjoying Cities: Skylnes.  I played it for 12 hours last night.  What was I doing for twelve hours?  Trying to find game breaking bugs, broken ways of playing, ways to cheat, etc and so far I haven't found many.\r\n\r\nIt's a legitimately good city building simulator.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nHere's a funny polandball comic:\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/949/196/4da.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"553024eb6368721dd0200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/4750651/hamtaro-dance-ending-credit-theme-o.gif!","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"553025fd6368725c5dfd0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/cfac9285b2c2471f9715e40a5fe22eda/tumblr_nmx46qAWRO1rltrnho1_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"553026636368726f9e4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Glorious Moon Moon and a appearance on GTA V\":http://imgur.com/gallery/OBmED","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5530270c636872367af30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"it will be jeff teh kil3r x too ofensive","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55302c7863687208c5e00d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"äÿÿÿ łmäö","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55302d4263687208c5060f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/42caf1d6619c4d4cca66d525d1bb4874/tumblr_nmx5jvdNHj1su79qho1_1280.png!\r\nI tried arting again.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55302e13636872367a4e0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55302d4263687208c5060f00#post_55302d4263687208c5060f00\r\n@9000 HOURS OF MS PAINT@","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"55302fda63687249911c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/e9005df42e1efeb7c1760604e9e44dd8/tumblr_nmx67sLkt81su79qho1_1280.png!\r\nVersion 3. (I already scrapped version 2 before I posted it here.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5530305f6368724991d30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530270c636872367af30200#post_5530270c636872367af30200\r\negads I've been shipped","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"553032436368724a0dc40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What do you put in a heavy box to make it lighter?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553032ae6368724a0d580400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553032436368724a0dc40300#post_553032436368724a0dc40300\r\nur mum","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5530342f6368727536421400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55302fda63687249911c0000#post_55302fda63687249911c0000\r\nI like it!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553032436368724a0dc40300#post_553032436368724a0dc40300\r\nMy future","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"553034c86368727536301500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553032ae6368724a0d580400#post_553032ae6368724a0d580400\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530342f6368727536421400#post_5530342f6368727536421400\r\n_Wrong._\r\nA hole.\r\nIma give riddles.\r\n\r\nMary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553034e963687275d4b40400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530342f6368727536421400#post_5530342f6368727536421400\r\nI'm taking advice from Thanotos omega on how to improve on it. (So expect that pretty soon.)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5530362f6368724a0d5f0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553034c86368727536301500#post_553034c86368727536301500\r\n[spoiler]- - Mary. - -[/spoiler]","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"5530369763687267973a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530362f6368724a0d5f0900#post_5530362f6368724a0d5f0900\r\nYeah, you got that.\r\n\r\nTuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553037636368726797560900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553034e963687275d4b40400#post_553034e963687275d4b40400\r\nNeato! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5530378c63687262e0120000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530369763687267973a0800#post_5530369763687267973a0800\r\n[spoiler] Tuesday did. [/spoiler]\r\n\r\nWhat walks on four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?","author":"0475a09d6361647ef3d85500"},{"id":"553038086368723a80380200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Herrpface\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5530378c63687262e0120000#post_5530378c63687262e0120000\r\n[spoiler]Man[/spoiler]","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553038d06368727f90ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"My internet finally works again.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"553038e463687262e0ab0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"553038fd63687275368a1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553038e463687262e0ab0100#post_553038e463687262e0ab0100\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]Two fathers and two sons go on a fishing trip. They each catch a fish and bring it home. Why do they only bring 3 home?[/bq]\r\nGrandfater, father, son.\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/553034c86368727536301500#post_553034c86368727536301500\r\nI got a riddle:\r\nWhat can't be used before it is broken?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}