{"topics":[{"id":"53a4cd0363687230137d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4c7f76368724758100100#post_53a4c7f76368724758100100\r\nHEY WHO LIKED THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMRITE?! BRB MAKING ZELDA MODERN WARFARE!!!","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a4cd9a63687232fd670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4cd0363687230137d0000#post_53a4cd0363687230137d0000\r\n\r\n!http://th04.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/121/e/8/zelda_and_call_of_duty__by_anime_sasu94-d4y8nfb.jpg!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a4d1306368727a23390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why is it when I take a nap you all lose your collective minds?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4d1496368727bf8550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just came back, not my fault","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53a4d25f6368727ba2290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4d1306368727a23390000#post_53a4d1306368727a23390000\r\nThe unenlightned masses\r\nThe cannot make the judgement call..","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a4d3626368727c0b490100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4d25f6368727ba2290100#post_53a4d25f6368727ba2290100\r\nGive up free will forever.\r\nTheir voices can't be heard at all.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53a4d3b76368727b2a000200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4d3626368727c0b490100#post_53a4d3626368727c0b490100\r\nDisplay obedience\r\nWhile never stepping out of line","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53a4d46b63687243fa140000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"It turns out I do have a personality flaw. I tend to let my interests consume my personality.\r\nAnd I repeat myself [spoiler] I think I said this before [/spoiler]","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53a4d4f963687241063e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4d3b76368727b2a000200#post_53a4d3b76368727b2a000200\r\nAnd blindly swear allegiance\r\nLet you country control your mind!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4d7df63687241fd740100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just watched Megazone 23 part 1\r\n\r\nI thought it was pretty good","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a4d93e6368720bdd4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4d4f963687241063e0000#post_53a4d4f963687241063e0000\r\n_Let your country control your soul!_\r\n\r\nLive in ignorance and purchase your happiness.\r\nWhen blood and sweat is the real cause","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53a4d9ff6368720e186d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4d93e6368720bdd4a0000#post_53a4d93e6368720bdd4a0000\r\nTHINKING CEASES\r\nTHE TRUTH IS LOST!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4debf63687263009a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Squiggy, I am your real father.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4df4663687263f5840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4debf63687263009a0000#post_53a4debf63687263009a0000\r\nI'm older than you...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4df9763687262ecb30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4debf63687263009a0000#post_53a4debf63687263009a0000\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68ol8VBrK1qia1hqo1_500.gif!\r\nDamn! I just got shake this guy!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a4e1756368720e19910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4df4663687263f5840000#post_53a4df4663687263f5840000\r\nTime travel dude. I just came back from having sex with your mother in 1989.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4e1d86368720ddcd00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e1756368720e19910000#post_53a4e1756368720e19910000\r\nBut wouldn't that mean that asshole whom I refer to as my sperm-donor ISN'T my dad?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4e2066368720ee1e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e1d86368720ddcd00000#post_53a4e1d86368720ddcd00000\r\nYes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4e2806368720cf6960100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e2066368720ee1e20000#post_53a4e2066368720ee1e20000\r\nIf only....","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4e2db6368723dbb130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e2806368720cf6960100#post_53a4e2806368720cf6960100\r\nI still think you should take him to a gay strip club and photograph his boner.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4e36c6368723e21310000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e2db6368723dbb130000#post_53a4e2db6368723dbb130000\r\nThat'd be too nice though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4e4ac6368723d149e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e36c6368723e21310000#post_53a4e36c6368723e21310000\r\nNothing would be more embarrassing to a homophobe than getting a boner at the sight of a naked guy.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4e59a6368723db0c50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e4ac6368723d149e0000#post_53a4e4ac6368723d149e0000\r\nI'd probably be too busy looking for someone to sleep with though.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a4e6146368723e4ffe0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e59a6368723db0c50000#post_53a4e59a6368723db0c50000\r\nAnd it turns out the guy you slept with was actually transgendered F to M.\r\n\r\nREVERSE TRAP!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a4e6f36368723e10ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a4e6146368723e4ffe0000#post_53a4e6146368723e4ffe0000\r\n!http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s101/darkone10/cantobjecy_zps2ece6a2b.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}