{"topics":[{"id":"554b7fba63687256d3250900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_It's baby Anais.\r\nThe living baby doll~!_","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554b80086368726a1bc52600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b7e2d63687270b1781300#post_554b7e2d63687270b1781300\r\nThat's oddly pacifistic of Jason.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b809863687261e7142e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b80086368726a1bc52600#post_554b80086368726a1bc52600\r\nProbably didn't want to waste too much time with those muggers.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554b80f263687256c62b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b809863687261e7142e00#post_554b809863687261e7142e00\r\nIs Jason Takes Manhattan really as bad as my step-dad says it is?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b81446368725445ad0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time to bread.","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"554b814f63687256c6910d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b80f263687256c62b0d00#post_554b80f263687256c62b0d00\r\nHonestly, I dunno. I wasn't able to watch the movie, not being on Netflix and all.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554b817663687270b1f01700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey guys, forgot to say my piece about the movie (Age of Ultron) I saw last night.\r\n\r\n_It was a great movie all right, and it was totally worth seeing it, but it sure was not as good or like the first one. The thing is I expected that, but that didn't stop me from enjoying another Avengers movie._\r\n\r\n_If the first one was between a 95%-100%, this one's at least 90%-95%. \r\nAnd that's good enough for me._\r\n\r\nAlso, [spoiler]RIP Quicksilver[/spoiler] and Ultron is best evil Tony Stark.\r\n\r\n-But after the movie I crashed hard. It was probably the 3D or I had way too much soda to drink.-\r\n-I blame the soda.-\r\n\r\nBut that didn't stop me, now did it?","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"554b81b263687256d3050b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"There's a tank chasing a supercar on the Autobahn!\"\r\n\r\nThat's a sentence you don't read everyday...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b823463687261e7c13000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Crushing melons with melons is what women do when they can.\r\nMen squeeze buns with buns and that is relatively easy.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554b833263687270b1fa1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Boredddndmdn","author":null},{"id":"554b833d63687256c6a50f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oopps\r\n\r\n\r\nBoredddddd","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554b83856368725445eb0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b833d63687256c6a50f00#post_554b833d63687256c6a50f00\r\n\"Listen to BABYMETAL.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b84a963687261e7fe3400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b817663687270b1f01700#post_554b817663687270b1f01700\r\nAnd there are people [spoiler]Hulk and Blackwidow are not an item. JOSS WHEDON!!![/spoiler]","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554b85116368726a1bcd2e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b84a963687261e7fe3400#post_554b84a963687261e7fe3400\r\nI think they're cute.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554b852f6368726a1b022f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b83856368725445eb0700#post_554b83856368725445eb0700\r\n\r\nListen to this and ill listen to tht\r\n\r\nhttp://youtu.be/yxR0RILE-2o","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554b856d63687256c6e21100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b852f6368726a1b022f00#post_554b852f6368726a1b022f00\r\nDeal","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b86c96368726a1b863100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b856d63687256c6e21100#post_554b856d63687256c6e21100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b852f6368726a1b022f00#post_554b852f6368726a1b022f00\r\nDeal[/bq]\r\n\r\nThat was different xD","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554b872f6368722ad9332500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b86c96368726a1b863100#post_554b86c96368726a1b863100\r\nI'll say. Although I actually really liked your song.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b87576368725445a10a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b872f6368722ad9332500#post_554b872f6368722ad9332500\r\n\r\nIts jazz/prog metal","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554b88566368726a1bf63300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bruh.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"554b886d6368720f91760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've come to the conclusion that I'd probably be a wimpy Dad. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b886e6368722ad9df2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88566368726a1bf63300#post_554b88566368726a1bf63300\r\nBruh?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554b886e63687256d3cd1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm tired.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554b887d6368722ad9f72600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b88566368726a1bf63300#post_554b88566368726a1bf63300\r\nSmash again? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554b88826368722ad9fe2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554b886e6368722ad9df2600#post_554b886e6368722ad9df2600\r\nBruh.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"}]}