{"topics":[{"id":"55b4256963687236b600027b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b424fe63687275fa000b0e#post_55b424fe63687275fa000b0e\r\nYOU DARE SPEEK ILL OF THE CARBONATED NECTAR OF THE GODS?!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b4259c63687218e5000a25","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425476368720af8001243#post_55b425476368720af8001243\r\n\r\nWhat's the worst that can happen?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b425a66368727bdc000503","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b424fe63687275fa000b0e#post_55b424fe63687275fa000b0e\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b424b76368720af800111b#post_55b424b76368720af800111b\r\nRoot beer is the most disgusting beverage ever created by a human.[/bq]\r\n*FUCKING THANK YOU! ROOT BEER IS AWFUL!*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b425bb63687236b60002d9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4256963687236b600027b#post_55b4256963687236b600027b\r\nIs that a quote from Kids Next Door?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55b425cf63687233a80007e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425a66368727bdc000503#post_55b425a66368727bdc000503\r\nOh come on, not you too.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55b425d363687277290000a1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4253c63687236b6000249#post_55b4253c63687236b6000249\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b424fe63687275fa000b0e#post_55b424fe63687275fa000b0e\r\nBabe I will punch you\r\nIn the gut\r\nLightly[/bq]\r\nI actually won't","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b425dd6368722b5a0008f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425a66368727bdc000503#post_55b425a66368727bdc000503\r\nplease die\r\n\r\nroot beer is god's gift to mankind","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b425e16368722b5a0008fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4253c63687236b6000249#post_55b4253c63687236b6000249\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b424fe63687275fa000b0e#post_55b424fe63687275fa000b0e\r\nBabe I will punch you\r\nIn the gut\r\nLightly[/bq]\r\nAnd I would probably let you,\r\nBut only if you promise to kiss it better.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b425f263687213a8000488","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425e16368722b5a0008fe#post_55b425e16368722b5a0008fe\r\nOkay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b425f863687233a800081c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425d363687277290000a1#post_55b425d363687277290000a1\r\n\r\n~do it~","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b426186368722b5a000952","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"There are people who don't like Root Beer?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55b4261c6368727bdc0005af","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425f863687233a800081c#post_55b425f863687233a800081c\r\nYou want pictures, or a video?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b4262d63687218e5000b1e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425476368720af8001243#post_55b425476368720af8001243\r\nYeah, I dunno.  Did you ever have their phone number? Or maybe they've moved? \r\nBit of a conundrum ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b426636368720af8001436","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4259c63687218e5000a25#post_55b4259c63687218e5000a25\r\nI don't know.\r\n\r\nIts just this person is pretty cool. Smart. seems like a successful person.\r\n\r\nI'm not really anything but a drop out so. It makes me feel, really nervous. \r\n\r\nI mean what would this person think of me at this point? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b4268a63687233a80008ed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425a66368727bdc000503#post_55b425a66368727bdc000503\r\nWell you don't like soda in general so you don't count\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b425bb63687236b60002d9#post_55b425bb63687236b60002d9\r\nThat was just off the top of my head \r\nBut that wouldn't surprise me\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55b4269e63687218e5000bbf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4261c6368727bdc0005af#post_55b4261c6368727bdc0005af\r\n Video!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b426c76368720af80014c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b426636368720af8001436#post_55b426636368720af8001436\r\n\r\nIf they look down on you, then they're not very cool or friendly, now are they?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"55b426df63687236b6000436","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4269e63687218e5000bbf#post_55b4269e63687218e5000bbf\r\nLegitimately, your excitement over it, kind of makes me want to give you a dirty vid if we made one\r\n\r\nIf Squiggy wanted to as well I mean","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55b426e863687218e5000c42","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b4262d63687218e5000b1e#post_55b4262d63687218e5000b1e\r\nI had their number... once. They gave me it at the last day of our time at that school but I never called.\r\n\r\n1) I was too shy\r\n\r\n2) Rough times at home. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b427456368722b5a000b17","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b426c76368720af80014c4#post_55b426c76368720af80014c4\r\nWell they used to be my friend. \r\n\r\nAnd was really sweet and nice. I mean I don't think they'd not like me.\r\n\r\nBut its still something I'm nervous about. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b4276e6368722b5a000b5a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Plus I've gained some pounds the last time I saw them. \r\n\r\n~I look awful now~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b427b46368720af800164c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i heard the meth diet works pretty well","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55b427fb6368727729000347","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I did the thing I said I wasn't gonna do.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55b42810636872772900035e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b427fb6368727729000347#post_55b427fb6368727729000347\r\nPut on pants.\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55b4281463687233a8000b1b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55b427fb6368727729000347#post_55b427fb6368727729000347\r\nWhat?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"}]}