{"topics":[{"id":"5375ab7c63687222dfd70600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375ab3063687222f7850600#post_5375ab3063687222f7850600\r\n\r\nno, havent watched godzilla, but im sure 682 would just adapt to his powers and grow to his size.\r\n\r\nhe always does that, nothing can kill him.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5375ab9c6368726a08050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"snip-","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5375aba463687268cb030000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375ab63636872207d8f0500#post_5375ab63636872207d8f0500\r\nHe sounds like a Mary Sue.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5375abb263687268500d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375aa9b6368721bb8900600#post_5375aa9b6368721bb8900600\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375aa6a636872238c020500#post_5375aa6a636872238c020500\r\n\r\n\r\nits certain there its still little to no information about him, and we still dont know what he is fully capable off.\r\n\r\nCOME ON GABEN, WHERE IS HALF LIFE 3.[/bq]\r\n$50 on Half Life 3 being a steambox launch title.\r\n\r\nIf that happens it's going to overnight derail the hype train for the other consoles and give the steambox hype train three stage rockets to reach escape velocity.\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/721/065/082.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5375abf46368726827320000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375ab7c63687222dfd70600#post_5375ab7c63687222dfd70600\r\n\r\nThere is an SCP that actually makes 682 scared shitless and it's considered among the few countermeasures that can be used to contain it more than once, can't remember the serial though.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5375ac2163687269cc330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"682 its a real mary sue, but good one.\r\n\r\ni dont think he would beat alberto, mostly because sometimes he doesnt fight to win, like that time with scp 173.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5375ac37636872699e130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375aba463687268cb030000#post_5375aba463687268cb030000\r\n>Mary sue\r\n\r\nNo, If he was a Mary sue he would have Won\r\n\r\nGiant robo is the kind of show where the World's Populated entirely by badasses, Alberto just happens to stand out amongst them for being a Villain with a sense of Honor (Oh and he did that one thing in the last episode that I will not spoil)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5375ad026368726891790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375abf46368726827320000#post_5375abf46368726827320000\r\n\r\nhe is scared shitless of scp 173, cause it pretty much beat its shit until most of his skin was teared off.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5375ad42636872670c9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375ad026368726891790000#post_5375ad026368726891790000\r\n\r\n173, exactly, thanks for that.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5375ae85636872670c240100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375ac37636872699e130000#post_5375ac37636872699e130000\r\n\r\nvillains without honor seem to stand out the most tho\r\n\r\n!http://gamingbolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/handsome-jack-in-game.jpeg! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5375b2cc63687276b9760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I lost my pants.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5375cae16368724c73080500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sooo I got my roommate to watch marblehornets.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso the batman and superman movie in 2016 is a batman VS superman movie.  GO BATS!  KICK BLUE BOY TO NEXT WEEK!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5375d8636368723a289e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]I want SquiggyBomb to deepthroat his boyfriend's penis, engulf the balls, his legs, his waist, and slowly vore his boyfriend. When their bodies merge they will be together forever.[/spoiler]","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"5375f9c363687261e25c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375d8636368723a289e0200#post_5375d8636368723a289e0200\r\n[spoiler]You have a weird fetish with SquiggyBomb.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53760ebd6368722726e40800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5375ae85636872670c240100#post_5375ae85636872670c240100\r\nReally it comes down to the villain having charisma. Handsome Jack does, Alberto the Shockwave does, the Daleks do, Sombra... not so much.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537610d06368726e515b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53760ebd6368722726e40800#post_53760ebd6368722726e40800\r\n\r\nMost of jack charisma comes from how low can he go, how much people can he backstab and decieve, and the lies even he himself beliebes.\r\n\r\nHes the most asshole villain ever, right next to dio the puppy kicker.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5376125f6368726bc3b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537610d06368726e515b0000#post_537610d06368726e515b0000\r\nI'm not sure about most evil, if only because I have seen some fucking doozies in my time, but he is one of the most entertainingly unpleasent villains I've ever seen.\r\n\r\nIt is just so satisfying to finally beat him and watch him flip the fuck out.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"537614156368726c1f150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5376125f6368726bc3b20000#post_5376125f6368726bc3b20000\r\n\r\nYou thought you killed handsome jack, but it was actually I, DIO","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"537617686368726ca7c10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537614156368726c1f150100#post_537614156368726c1f150100\r\nDIO! You kill stealing fucktard!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53761e856368726d24850600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Kanye west its the kanye best.\r\n\r\nYou are now kanye blessed.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53761fa66368726d7b960600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I found my pants again.\r\nIt was under the couch.\r\n\r\nIn other news, I was playing Warframe in an Invasion Mission with the Corpus as allies. While heading to extraction, I found this corridor with these rooms. In the rooms were bunks so I figured it must've been the Grineer's bedrooms and stuff.\r\nWhile searching the rooms, I found a Grineer lootable body on one of those beds.\r\n\r\nIt was depressing, to say at least.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"537636db6368721b19550100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why are you guys talking about my sex life?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"537656c3636872645c870200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Oh snap; someone actually made a extremely efficient neurochip.  Every chip can simulate 65k brain cells and is 100k times more efficient.  Blah blah blah this can greatly improve simulating the human brain with computers.\r\nhttp://www.stanford.edu/group/brainsinsilicon/challenge.html\r\nPersonally I think, not a expert in the field, when we get human level intelligence Ai they're probably going to rely on neurochips instead of a traditional supercomputers cause when you think about it traditional computers weren't build to mirror how the human brain works and therefore having something like skynet or such would be insanely inefficient.  A traditional computer like we've been using would require a much larger computer and far more powerful computer to run the Ai that there's not really a comparison.  Why have a computer the size of a room that's insanely inefficient when you can have a computer the size of desktop or something?\r\n\r\nTl:dr; For the people that want android boyfriends/girlfriends you may just get your wish.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso I realized something awesome about being bi/gay; whenever someone asks if you're attracted to them you can respond, \"Sorry I only like hot guys/hot women\".","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53765a4c636872107f4e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/537656c3636872645c870200#post_537656c3636872645c870200\r\nOMG you have no idea how many times that happens. It's always the same \"just don't come onto me\" bit and when you tell them that they aren't your type they super offended. What the actual shit?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53765ddc6368722cbe080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53765a4c636872107f4e0200#post_53765a4c636872107f4e0200\r\nYou know what? As someone coming from a conservative community that says there is only one \"right\" way to go when it comes to orientation, I for one salute you. If you are gay, so be it! You are not interfering with anyone else's life and are just being happy with someone who you love. I can find no fault in that at all. I wish you both the best.\r\n\r\n","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"}]}