{"topics":[{"id":"539b8a4c6368725752120300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This pain medicine the doc gave me makes me really sleepy...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"539b8c8763687225c4870500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b8a4c6368725752120300#post_539b8a4c6368725752120300\r\nIt's AIDS dude. You're screwed.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b8e006368727d0cc20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"You're a pretty broad in the top three\r\nOf things that I've been waiting to come, so\r\nMeet me by the lake around 10 and skinny dippin' and then\r\nWe can begin the pretend game, I wanna be Finn from Adventure Time\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b946d63687257a56a0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b8a4c6368725752120300#post_539b8a4c6368725752120300\r\nDoes it give you a decent high at least?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539b96c96368727f18680000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bored.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b96e363687247c0350100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Gives GMK a Double Derpi with bacon*\r\n\r\nWe've started selling bacon again.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b978a6368724842190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96e363687247c0350100#post_539b96e363687247c0350100\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]*Gives GMK a Double Derpi with bacon*\r\n\r\nWe've started selling bacon again.[/bq]\r\nHello is the Krusty Krab?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539b979463687247c0790100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96e363687247c0350100#post_539b96e363687247c0350100\r\n\r\nknowledge is power, france is bacon.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b97da6368727f18d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96e363687247c0350100#post_539b96e363687247c0350100\r\nI can already hear my arteries begging for mercy.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539b98036368724842570200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b96c96368727f18680000#post_539b96c96368727f18680000\r\n!http://31.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_ms60hpELXV1r7pqrpo1_250.gif!","author":"50e08907a4c72d6c34000247"},{"id":"539b98b26368727e473c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MadBrony\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98036368724842570200#post_539b98036368724842570200\r\n\r\n!http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p7vcRlMc1qb7cmlo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b98f46368727b3cc00500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98b26368727e473c0100#post_539b98b26368727e473c0100\r\n(comes back bloody)\r\n. . You lied to me sign.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539b9a016368722712ad0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98f46368727b3cc00500#post_539b98f46368727b3cc00500\r\n\r\n!https://i1.ytimg.com/vi/8-JzVvoqo4I/hqdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\nthats not how you doit you dumb nerd thss dweeb.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b9b4a63687248422f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98f46368727b3cc00500#post_539b98f46368727b3cc00500\r\nYeah, you're supposed to dunk that cat in nair.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539b9b6c6368727f18f10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pics.kuvaton.com/kuvei/derp_fox.jpg!","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"539b9b9a6368727c5ee40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I just discovered \"Jin\" on this site.\r\n\r\nWhat.\r\nWHAT.\r\n*WHAT.*","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"539b9c0f6368723f05c80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9b4a63687248422f0300#post_539b9b4a63687248422f0300\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b98f46368727b3cc00500#post_539b98f46368727b3cc00500\r\nYeah, you're supposed to dunk that cat in nair.[/bq]\r\nDon't ever put nair on your face.  I found that out once.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539b9c646368727e474a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9b9a6368727c5ee40100#post_539b9b9a6368727c5ee40100\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130826121437/villains/images/6/64/Kurumi_evil_laugh.gif!","author":"50e08907a4c72d6c34000247"},{"id":"539b9cd76368723e57950000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9b4a63687248422f0300#post_539b9b4a63687248422f0300\r\nYou can also have double-deep-fried fries with it if you want, and a bacon-wrapped, deep-fried Snickers for dessert. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539b9dba6368725c06d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MadBrony\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9c646368727e474a0200#post_539b9c646368727e474a0200\r\nHow can you be that delusional? What mental condition even is that?","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"539b9e376368722633b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9dba6368725c06d40000#post_539b9dba6368725c06d40000\r\n\r\nhe is old drama.\r\n\r\nhe is not causing any ruckus, so jsut like chris chan let him be.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"539b9e6163687225f9d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9e376368722633b00100#post_539b9e376368722633b00100\r\nOld but still really goddamn weird drama.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"539b9eae6368725c06210100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This new guy is creeping me out\r\n\r\n\"Yes! It, the world's strongest alloy, is what makes the Mazinger Z an unsinkable castle of steel! Fearing none, thwarted by none; even if it is encircled by a thousand foes, its invincible castle of a body protects him from any number of attacks! Once more, let's call it out! That alloy's name is Super Alloy *ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTOOOOOOOOOOOO!*\"\r\n!http://24.media.tumblr.com/6fa38664e942077e9a95006c5f836f68/tumblr_mhilyxFsdw1qa5504o1_500.gif!\r\n\r\nYes I've just Fully Upgraded Mazinger in Super robot wars Z2, Why do you ask?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"539b9eaf6368723e68980100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9cd76368723e57950000#post_539b9cd76368723e57950000\r\nTasty artery murder.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"539b9f516368723f05b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539b9eaf6368723e68980100#post_539b9eaf6368723e68980100\r\nOr you can have two Double Derpis with bacon, four cups of double-deep-fried fries, two bacon-wrapped deep-fried Snickers bars, and deep-fried wedges with cheese and bacon, all in one meal, for $20.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}