{"topics":[{"id":"5562949e6368726ce25a0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why do people always do crazy things out of fear?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556294b26368725c84951100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562948e6368724d1fee0100#post_5562948e6368724d1fee0100\r\n~Do I look like I can run faster than Horses!~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556294b6636872365d0a0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294726368726ce2080b00#post_556294726368726ce2080b00\r\nAbraham","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556294c06368724d1f360200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556293b96368725d1c360000#post_556293b96368725d1c360000\r\nLucifer?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556294dc6368725eebc00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294b6636872365d0a0800#post_556294b6636872365d0a0800\r\nNope!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294c06368724d1f360200#post_556294c06368724d1f360200\r\nNO!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556294f26368725d1cfc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt279/jcyw65/Japan1999baseballsetused_zps43bda13c.jpg!\r\nJapanese baseball mascots are surprisingly cute.","author":"4fc958fc945b703fa301f910"},{"id":"556295046368725c843c1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294dc6368725eebc00100#post_556294dc6368725eebc00100\r\nAaron?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556295176368725d1c2f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@apegacine\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294f26368725d1cfc0100#post_556294f26368725d1cfc0100\r\nmiddle left is best one","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5562951f63687219d32a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294b26368725c84951100#post_556294b26368725c84951100\r\nFelicia Hortan?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562949e6368726ce25a0b00#post_5562949e6368726ce25a0b00\r\nFear messes us up and screws us over,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"556295286368726ce2330c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294b26368725c84951100#post_556294b26368725c84951100\r\nNoah","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556295306368725d1c6b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294dc6368725eebc00100#post_556294dc6368725eebc00100\r\nCaspar? Balthazar? Methuselah? Saul? Moses? Zechariah?\r\n...Jesus?","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5562953e6368725c84a71200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295046368725c843c1200#post_556295046368725c843c1200\r\nNope!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295286368726ce2330c00#post_556295286368726ce2330c00\r\nNope!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556295416368726ce25b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Hulk no like people. But Hulk like Bug man.\"\r\n\r\nHulk is the best.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55629563636872687c231100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294dc6368725eebc00100#post_556294dc6368725eebc00100\r\nJudas?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556295666368727d527d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562951f63687219d32a0000#post_5562951f63687219d32a0000\r\nNooooope\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295306368725d1c6b0200#post_556295306368725d1c6b0200\r\nNorunorunoru! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5562957b6368726ce2e70c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562953e6368725c84a71200#post_5562953e6368725c84a71200\r\njesus ezekiel jesus? ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5562957e636872687c591100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55629563636872687c231100#post_55629563636872687c231100\r\nNotta!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295416368726ce25b0c00#post_556295416368726ce25b0c00\r\nHulk is adorable. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556295986368725d1c180300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556294c06368724d1f360200#post_556294c06368724d1f360200\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562948e6368724d1fee0100#post_5562948e6368724d1fee0100\r\nHis name starts with A.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5562959a636872687c851100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562957b6368726ce2e70c00#post_5562957b6368726ce2e70c00\r\nNigga I cant turn water into Whine! \r\n\r\nI can turn it into Lemon-aid though.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556295b66368724d1fde0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"According to Peggy's Ramsey response, his first name is an A\r\n\r\n\r\nList of A names from the bible","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"556295e66368727d52250200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562959a636872687c851100#post_5562959a636872687c851100\r\nTell us, jackass.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"556295e76368727d52260200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562957e636872687c591100#post_5562957e636872687c591100\r\nI GOT IT!\r\n\r\nYour name is... Abaddon!\r\nAbaddon the destroyer.\r\nThe angel of the bottomless pit!\r\nThe son of lucifer!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556295eb6368725c840a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5562959a636872687c851100#post_5562959a636872687c851100\r\nAbel!","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"556295f16368727d52310200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295b66368724d1fde0300#post_556295b66368724d1fde0300\r\nAdam.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5562961b63687226fae30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295e66368727d52250200#post_556295e66368727d52250200\r\nNu!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556295e76368727d52260200#post_556295e76368727d52260200\r\n[spoiler]~Nope!~[/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}