{"topics":[{"id":"53c3653563687246fe940000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3627263687233d62e0000#post_53c3627263687233d62e0000\r\nOh, so you mean natural, over-time evolution. But it's too slow.\r\n\r\nA Forced Evolutionary Virus or machine implants should make things go faster. Herr Doktor Frankenstein! *Evil Laugh *(Yes, I'm aware he's from Geneva)","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c3658f6368725062910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3653563687246fe940000#post_53c3653563687246fe940000\r\nNope, they would be engineered like that in the beginning to speed it up.\r\n\r\nSomething more ethical and cooler would be to engineer a monitor lizard that looks like this:\r\n!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/077/c/0/KT___Jackripper_by_Jurassic_Gothic.png!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c365a763687215ca090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c364d763687233ed920000#post_53c364d763687233ed920000\r\n!http://images.betterworldbooks.com/044/Ethics-101-Maxwell-John-C-9780446578097.jpg!\r\n\r\nToying with sapient life and hideously mutilating them just to make it look cool is not ethical.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c366996368721dd4250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c365a763687215ca090100#post_53c365a763687215ca090100\r\nEthics ruins everything.\r\n\r\nAnd they won't feel any pain. It won't be adult humans that are altered, just the DNA that is used to create the monsters.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c366f06368721de93b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3658f6368725062910000#post_53c3658f6368725062910000\r\nI wanna ride a trained raptor!\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c365a763687215ca090100#post_53c365a763687215ca090100\r\nBut it is in ze name of SCIENCE! * laughs evily in German*","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c367226368720c17690000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c366f06368721de93b0000#post_53c366f06368721de93b0000\r\nYou mean a bipedal, sickle-clawed monitor lizard?","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3675e6368721fd3380000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3653563687246fe940000#post_53c3653563687246fe940000\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3627263687233d62e0000#post_53c3627263687233d62e0000\r\nOh, so you mean natural, over-time evolution. But it's too slow.\r\n\r\nA Forced Evolutionary Virus or machine implants should make things go faster. Herr Doktor Frankenstein! *Evil Laugh *(Yes, I'm aware he's from Geneva)[/bq]\r\nAll Frankenstein did was bring a corpse back to life with electricity. Doctors do that every day in hospitals and they're regarded as heroes.\r\nIRONYYYYYYYYYYY!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3679263687246fef40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c367226368720c17690000#post_53c367226368720c17690000\r\nI prefer bipedal, sickle-clawed, genetically modified birds-of-prey.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"53c367976368721d294a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c366996368721dd4250000#post_53c366996368721dd4250000\r\nWould you genetically alter your kids to make them \"look cool\" like one of those science fiction creatures you posted?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c367a16368723f6a0a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I just remembered Why I fucking hate Randomsaur so much\r\n\r\nオルフェノク：５５５！死ね！\r\n\r\n無駄だ！\r\n\r\n@コンプリート@\r\n\r\n@スタートアップ@\r\n\r\n*５５５はスーピードアップするだった*\r\n\r\nそして・・・\r\n\r\n@タイムアウト@\r\n\r\nI admit that I'm just showing off now\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c367b263687233d64a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3675e6368721fd3380000#post_53c3675e6368721fd3380000\r\n\r\nWell, that was a Universal thing, the book never specified the whole process","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c367bc63687270bad20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"To avoid controversy, I think it's best to just alter a chicken embryo so that the creature has hands and a long tail.\r\n!http://blogs.lt.vt.edu/jennasack/files/2014/01/Chickenosaurus.jpg!\r\nJack Horner is supposed to be working on it.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c367d66368727d9cae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c367976368721d294a0000#post_53c367976368721d294a0000\r\nIf there weren't so much opposition to it then yes.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c3688a63687246ee2b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"there has been a point where im so tired of the police i just let them arrest me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c368906368722029750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c367d66368727d9cae0000#post_53c367d66368727d9cae0000\r\n!http://pincaption.com/media/gallery/thumbnails/that%27s-why-we-don%27t-visit-you-guys-13906431161062243004.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c368bb636872140dcf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c368906368722029750000#post_53c368906368722029750000\r\n\r\nIf they never visit us, then how did we get Elvis?","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"53c368fc6368723fbd410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@AaronMk\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c368bb636872140dcf0000#post_53c368bb636872140dcf0000\r\nDimension hopping shenanigans","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c3697363687264dc190000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Randomosaur confirmed for Shou Tucker:\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130521214607/fma/images/c/cc/Tucker.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c369b463687232d6db0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3697363687264dc190000#post_53c3697363687264dc190000\r\nHe's too young.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c369be63687264b5240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alabama Puppy Fart","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c369c26368723fbd6b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c368906368722029750000#post_53c368906368722029750000\r\nYou know a thought occurs. Sentient aliens would have to be the result of evolution yes? If so then where the fuck do they get off acting so high and mighty? Life thrives on strife. A lack of conflict breads stagnation and anything that fit perfectly into its ecological niche would never have evolved past its most primitive stage because there is nothing acting to cause more beneficial mutations to be favored.\r\n\r\nLook at crocs and sharks. They are more or less unchanged from ancient times because they are perfectly built for what they do.\r\n\r\nAny species capable of developing interstellar travel would likely be at least as bad as us, if only in their more primitive past are really not in a position to pass judgement.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c369d063687213c00b0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"you are just mad cause your ass is old\r\nfirst thing you do is pick up the phone\r\nlethal interjection livin next to yo home\r\nmotherfuckin grandpa old nigga is old.\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c36a4b63687279b2010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c3697363687264dc190000#post_53c3697363687264dc190000\r\nRandomsaur confirmed for Relius Clover.\r\n!http://www.fightersgeneration.com/np9/characters/relius-artwork2.jpg!","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"53c36a696368721feaf30000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So which is it? Relius or Tucker?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c36a726368726517430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c36a4b63687279b2010000#post_53c36a4b63687279b2010000\r\n...That comparison makes so much Sense I wonder why I didn't think of it before\r\n\r\n","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}