{"topics":[{"id":"53daea2e63687248e63d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae9bb63687243bc250000#post_53dae9bb63687243bc250000\r\nOh, Oh god the squeamishness inside me is coming back.\r\n\r\nCan you feel it? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daea3a636872073a030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae9bb63687243bc250000#post_53dae9bb63687243bc250000\r\nFun times if you happen to hate yourself. How long till you're fully functional again?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53daea5f63687271ca3b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea3a636872073a030100#post_53daea3a636872073a030100\r\nTwo weeks to a month.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53daea76636872213ecb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea5f63687271ca3b0100#post_53daea5f63687271ca3b0100\r\n\r\nNO FAP AUGUST.\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/003/723/1283528955954.jpg!\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daeaa963687215e4d20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea5f63687271ca3b0100#post_53daea5f63687271ca3b0100\r\nWell all I can say is good luck to you.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53daeab663687246ee3f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea76636872213ecb0000#post_53daea76636872213ecb0000\r\nUgh I know. I can't even bottom!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53daeae363687245a0470000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daeab663687246ee3f0000#post_53daeab663687246ee3f0000\r\n\r\nso not even anal?\r\n\r\nman that sucks.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daeaf76368726f55080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daea5f63687271ca3b0100#post_53daea5f63687271ca3b0100\r\nJust think of none sexual thoughts for the time being.\r\n\r\n*Penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis*","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daeb11636872213eee0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"OOOOOOOOH, DIS THE TIME TO START TEASING SQUIGGE.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daeb4e63687215e4fc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daeb11636872213eee0000#post_53daeb11636872213eee0000\r\nDear Christ it starts. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daec9b6368721d1c080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daeb11636872213eee0000#post_53daeb11636872213eee0000\r\nDon't be shy.  I'm pretty tough.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53daed1263687245a0cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daec9b6368721d1c080000#post_53daec9b6368721d1c080000\r\n\r\nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhh.\r\n\r\npenis?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daed3c63687202cc7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53daec9b6368721d1c080000#post_53daec9b6368721d1c080000\r\nFrom the way your dick sounds, being tough isn't an option either. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53daf2036368727f44610000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53dae77563687247c3070200#post_53dae77563687247c3070200\r\nWell then.\r\n\r\n\"I'm waiting for the pictures you promised.\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d05b0a6368722a0acd0000#post_53d05b0a6368722a0acd0000\r\n","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53daf2306368720bad6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"r/music best 2000 albums\r\n\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/803/554/c5b.jpg!\r\n\r\nMost popular:\r\n*Radiohead – Kid A\r\n*The Strokes – Is This It?\r\n*Arcade Fire – Funeral\r\n*Kanye West – The College Dropout\r\nVery popular:\r\n*LCD Soundsystem – Sound of Silver\r\n*Gorillaz – Demon Days\r\n*Radiohead – In Rainbows\r\n*The White Stripes – White Blood Cells\r\n*The White Stripes – Elephant\r\n*Queens of the Stone Age – Songs for the Deaf\r\n*Wilco – Yankee Hotel Foxtrot\r\n*Vampire Weekend – Vampire Weekend\r\n*Modest Mouse – Good News for People Who Love Bad News\r\n*Green Day – American Idiot\r\nPopular:\r\n*Eminem – The Marshall Mathers LP\r\n*Sufjan Stevens – Illinoise\r\n*Madvillain – Madvillainy\r\n*MGMT – Oracular Spectacular\r\n*Amy Winehouse – Back to Black\r\n*Daft Punk – Discovery\r\n*Outkast – Stankonia\r\n*Modest Mouse – The Moon& Antarctica\r\n*Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say I am, That’s What I’m Not\r\n*Brand New – The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me\r\n*Phoenix – Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix\r\n*Interpol – Turn on The Bright Lights\r\n\r\ni personally think replacing the college dropout with late registration would be better.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53daf7716368720551810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Gas explosions shake Taiwan city Kaohsiung\":http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f26_1406838272\r\nThat is in my mom's hometown! I hope my family members are alright.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53db06856368722bf96e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A$AP Ferg - let it go\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKFRwLIGri4\r\n\r\nseriously, this is like terminator meets gangsters","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53db0704636872703e220100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A$AP Ferg feat elsa - let it go\":http://vimeo.com/92990850","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53db08176368724d28a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hmmm. looks like the meta tags like diasweeties, adorable as fuck, and the boob puns are probably going away.\r\n\r\n!http://blog.eikeland.se/images/sad-panda.jpg!\r\n\r\nOh well.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53db09916368725866350200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db08176368724d28a40100#post_53db08176368724d28a40100\r\nAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww........","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53db0a116368723c4ce90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"First person view of what happened\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ8i0Gjwd5s","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53db0a596368722741510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db0a116368723c4ce90100#post_53db0a116368723c4ce90100\r\nHoly shit.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53db0a846368726894ea0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db09916368725866350200#post_53db09916368725866350200\r\nI would like to say something in favor or their continued existence. But, well. They really don't serve a real purpose towards finding things.\r\n\r\nAnd \"Their fun and amusing\" is frankly a terrible arguement.\r\n\r\n\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db0a116368723c4ce90100#post_53db0a116368723c4ce90100\r\n\r\n\r\nHoly crap! You said your family lived there. Are they okay?\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53db0af46368724d900d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db0a596368722741510100#post_53db0a596368722741510100\r\nMy mom is now trying to contact her family members.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53db0b376368726b41ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53db0af46368724d900d0100#post_53db0af46368724d900d0100\r\nHope they're ok.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}