{"topics":[{"id":"5343130e6368722850060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Let us all take time to appriciate the majestic \"American WoodEch...\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr_SGkqrrdM","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5343136063687267fca90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534310216368724dda210000#post_534310216368724dda210000\r\nThey're used because They're incredibly cheap to produce, In the setting of VOTOMS, You can literally just make a scopedog out of what's lying on the ground","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"534317526368720ff3040200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53431256636872152d190000#post_53431256636872152d190000\r\n\r\nYou sir.... I like you.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53431912636872308e4e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ThatRandomGuy42\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343130e6368722850060000#post_5343130e6368722850060000\r\nITS...... _*BEAUTIFUL!*_ :,)","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53431ff16368721deb370100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was looking at Argentinian women, and they had very long hair.\r\nIt was very striking.\r\n\r\nWhy don't women here do that?","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"534320a563687211bb130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53431ff16368721deb370100#post_53431ff16368721deb370100\r\n\r\nBecause!!!","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5343262b6368720351a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53431ff16368721deb370100#post_53431ff16368721deb370100\r\n\r\nHair length has two factors.\r\n\r\nFirst is genetics.  Some folks are born capable of reaching Rapunzel territory and some barely hit shoulder length.\r\n\r\nSecond is maintenance.  Do you _really_ want to deal with all the extra work long hair entails?  More shampoo, more time brushing and styling, more care taken to keep it from snagging on things, you name it.","author":"5057a9e47f123b142a012d03"},{"id":"5343264b6368726f54b20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kazapsky\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343262b6368720351a20000#post_5343262b6368720351a20000\r\n\r\nthats why boys rule\r\n\r\nno girls allowed.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53432bcf636872737a050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Green Lake, Austria\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkgc1ljb144\r\nHoly mother of....! I wanna go there.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53432cf46368720c69770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kazapsky\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343262b6368720351a20000#post_5343262b6368720351a20000\r\nThe first, fair enough.\r\n\r\nThe second, it's no less onerous for the Argentinian girls","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53432ef7636872737a230200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53432bcf636872737a050100#post_53432bcf636872737a050100\r\n10/10\r\nWould plan dream vacation there.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5343342063687204cf4a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53432bcf636872737a050100#post_53432bcf636872737a050100\r\n\r\nWhy the best things are far away :(","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"5343377b6368725de32c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343342063687204cf4a0000#post_5343342063687204cf4a0000\r\nBecause, pollution.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"534343af6368727047d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343377b6368725de32c0000#post_5343377b6368725de32c0000\r\n\r\nHumans are bastards.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53438da763687219f4080300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Do you think someone told Nietzsche how his Ubermensch theory ends and narcissism began? ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53438e2663687238cb0b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"10 myths about the Middle Ages\":http://listverse.com/2009/01/07/top-10-myths-about-the-middle-ages/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53438fa86368725cac170000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53438e2663687238cb0b0000#post_53438e2663687238cb0b0000\r\nFUCKING THANK YOU!  As a history nerd these myths piss me off.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"534394996368724f3c050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"10 things the Nazis got right\":http://listverse.com/2011/01/31/top-10-things-the-nazis-got-right/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct\r\n\r\n\"10 Hilariously Childish Weapons We Used Against The Nazis\":http://listverse.com/2013/11/05/10-hilariously-childish-weapons-we-used-against-the-nazis/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct\r\n\r\n\"10 Amazing Rare Recordings\":http://listverse.com/2012/11/20/10-amazing-rare-recordings/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct\r\n\r\n\"Mongols\":http://listverse.com/2013/10/10/10-amazing-facts-about-the-mongols/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53438fa86368725cac170000#post_53438fa86368725cac170000\r\nKnock yourself out.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"534396e66368725103d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534394996368724f3c050000#post_534394996368724f3c050000\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\r\n\"10 Hilariously Childish Weapons We Used Against The Nazis\":http://listverse.com/2013/11/05/10-hilariously-childish-weapons-we-used-against-the-nazis/?utm_source=more&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct\r\n[/bq]\r\nYou call it silly, I call it subterfuge","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5343b7c763687265e0c30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53438e2663687238cb0b0000#post_53438e2663687238cb0b0000\r\nThey sadly neglected to mention myths about the Crusades.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5343d0186368720477400200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"How dare a 62 year old man age like a 62 year old man!!\":http://www.chacha.com/gallery/4786/which-celebrities-haven-t-aged-well/55244","author":"50d9a3aea4c72dc9b3000120"},{"id":"5343f01a6368726574430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Really wished magic truly existed.\r\nSomething like Skyrim.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5343f4026368720d19100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I left my headphones on and because they are so comfy I forgot I had them on and the volume was turned down really low and an ad started to play I wasn't even aware of and I thought I was hearing voices.","author":"5010fa077f123b1e4f00104e"},{"id":"534419516368722609c40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5343f01a6368726574430000#post_5343f01a6368726574430000\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]Really wished magic truly existed.[/bq]\r\nI don't think anyone here would oppose to that.\r\n\r\nAlso quidditch.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53441bcb6368722542c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/534419516368722609c40000#post_534419516368722609c40000\r\nSomewhere in the far(or maybe not) future, quidditch will become possible in zero gravity environment.","author":"509129db7f123b36cb010fa5"}]}