{"topics":[{"id":"542ddc0d6368726fcb250000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I love you Calculator Watch.\r\nYou are my best friend.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542ddc256368720598980000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dd6136368724e79300000#post_542dd6136368724e79300000\r\nHIS DAD IS SNAKE!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"542ddc6e63687238d8420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddc256368720598980000#post_542ddc256368720598980000\r\nSnake wasn't left-handed.\r\nHe was ambidexterous but favors his right hand.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542ddcad6368720cf1820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddc256368720598980000#post_542ddc256368720598980000\r\nActually, I'm the one with the eyepatch.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542ddccd63687252361d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddcad6368720cf1820100#post_542ddcad6368720cf1820100\r\nAre you Big Boss?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542ddd286368725a7e1f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How many snakes are there?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"542ddd666368725439ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddd286368725a7e1f0100#post_542ddd286368725a7e1f0100\r\n4.\r\nSolid Snake. Liquid Snake. Solidus Snake. And Naked Snake/Punished Snake/Big Boss.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542ddd9e6368726c34c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #84CD\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542dc244636872770e830100#post_542dc244636872770e830100\r\n\r\nBingo bango bongo on Billy Zane. He also played the Phantom as well as Rose's fiancee in \"Titanic\".","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542dde376368720cb5b60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddd666368725439ed0000#post_542ddd666368725439ed0000\r\nSamuel Jackson might get rustled.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542ddeb163687214e5480000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I was just browsing some mods for Skyrim and found this\r\n\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QiLMiDiip7g/maxresdefault.jpg!\r\n\r\n~Damn you PC Mods~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542ddf066368720bd0fa0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Collective Unconsciousness\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUW60rRxfgg","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542ddfae63687254498a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddeb163687214e5480000#post_542ddeb163687214e5480000\r\nIs that fucking Iron Man!?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542de06c63687250ca290000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Can you believe I've had the same watch since I was fifteen?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542de0f36368726fc1080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddfae63687254498a0100#post_542ddfae63687254498a0100\r\n\r\nIt might fuckin be!\r\n\r\nThe craziest part? This armor is compatible with an exoskeleton.\r\n\r\nOP thy name is Dwemmer","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542de0f36368723bf3050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de06c63687250ca290000#post_542de06c63687250ca290000\r\n\r\nFor real???","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542de11863687279a1dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542ddd666368725439ed0000#post_542ddd666368725439ed0000\r\nAnd venom snake [/consoiracytheory]","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542de14563687240f3ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":">>734272p\r\n\r\n*hearts in my eyes* MY WAIFUUUUUU!!!!!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542de17f63687203b85a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de0f36368723bf3050100#post_542de0f36368723bf3050100\r\nYep. A Casio Calculator Watch. And I don't care what anyone says, Calculator Watches will always be cool.\r\n!www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2009/10/21/casio290x273.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542de23d6368721224040000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de14563687240f3ad0100#post_542de14563687240f3ad0100\r\nI don't have waifus anymore.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542de2706368720598880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de23d6368721224040000#post_542de23d6368721224040000\r\nYou have a girlfriend. SHE is your waifu.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"542de2e76368724d4d910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de0f36368723bf3050100#post_542de0f36368723bf3050100\r\n\r\nYaha!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"542de2ea63687250e9750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de2706368720598880100#post_542de2706368720598880100\r\nOkay, I don't have any fictional waifus.\r\n\r\nAlso, I just realized we're geeks.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"542de3536368724dca7e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de2ea63687250e9750000#post_542de2ea63687250e9750000\r\nOh, _NOW_ you notice, Albus?","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"542de35363687214e5080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de2ea63687250e9750000#post_542de2ea63687250e9750000\r\nWe're massive geeks. \r\nOr giant nerds. \r\nWhichever. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"542de42d63687279a14c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/542de2ea63687250e9750000#post_542de2ea63687250e9750000\r\nI'm not a geek I'm a dork.\r\nI'm more adorable.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}