{"topics":[{"id":"543467d06368726dd3c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434677363687211be370000#post_5434677363687211be370000\r\n\r\nPut a sock on it","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"543467e163687239a5700100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know.\r\n\r\nif i can find a clown mask, i can maybe rent a suit and pretend to be a payday heister.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543467ee63687242d7a20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434677363687211be370000#post_5434677363687211be370000\r\n\r\nJontron do what Nostal-critic don't?","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"5434688163687234fee50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543467b56368727a9f770000#post_543467b56368727a9f770000\r\nMy god! If I ever have to change my screen name, I'm going to be offensive_butts!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543468d96368723123fc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543467d06368726dd3c90100#post_543467d06368726dd3c90100\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/a4c0c5d7a5c181d79530ee9a32fd8086/tumblr_nd3hrmgQda1rqr96ao1_500.jpg!","author":"5041b54f7f123b77af00a442"},{"id":"543469506368720abe810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543468d96368723123fc0000#post_543468d96368723123fc0000\r\n\r\nstill prefer these\r\n\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/NoLoveDeepWebAlternate.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54346956636872783a840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434688163687234fee50000#post_5434688163687234fee50000\r\nIf you ask nicely, The mods might change your username.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"543469826368726ca4710100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've never watched a single jontron video. I guess i'm a filthy heathen.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"543469a06368723772080100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346956636872783a840000#post_54346956636872783a840000\r\nNah, I'd only do it if necessary. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"543469ad636872534e0a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5434688163687234fee50000#post_5434688163687234fee50000\r\nYES! I VOTE YES FOR THIS!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543467d06368726dd3c90100#post_543467d06368726dd3c90100\r\ndon't make me Sock you a new one now!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543467ee63687242d7a20000#post_543467ee63687242d7a20000\r\nHmmmm, But that's just a theory, A GAME THEORY!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"543469dc636872491c370000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543469506368720abe810000#post_543469506368720abe810000\r\n\r\n\"@And Brother I Hurt People\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543468d96368723123fc0000#post_543468d96368723123fc0000\r\n\r\nCombine the two of them!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543469826368726ca4710100#post_543469826368726ca4710100\r\n\r\nI like him. Don't think he's the lord and saviour. We shall burn at the stake together.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543469ad636872534e0a0100#post_543469ad636872534e0a0100\r\n\r\nDon't make me socker punch you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"543469e36368726322cc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543469826368726ca4710100#post_543469826368726ca4710100\r\nYou'll be damned to HYECHLL!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54346a016368726ca48a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"foxy doing his people´s native dance\r\n\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/842/932/841.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54346a326368721c39910000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346a016368726ca48a0100#post_54346a016368726ca48a0100\r\nI SHALL SHOW YOU THE DANCE OF THE PEOPLE!!\r\n\r\nX-D That is so weird... gotta love how Chica and Mike are just watching, and then Chica goes back to whatever she was doing.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"54346a9f6368724c9dbc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/543469dc636872491c370000#post_543469dc636872491c370000\r\nNot until you stop Socking up to the maaan maaan!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54346b7663687278fa840100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346a9f6368724c9dbc0100#post_54346a9f6368724c9dbc0100\r\n\r\nYou should be spending your time stocking up for later.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54346c4163687216b2430000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346b7663687278fa840100#post_54346b7663687278fa840100\r\nAre you trying to sock me with your petty insults about stocking?  ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54346c556368727eef4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/oy7SKSH.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/r5FHBoJ.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/nwwYvB6.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/VkK81jK.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/VeK2Toq.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/vdeWOlb.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/dxv6Du6.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Q3P6tIZ.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/rWcDDYN.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/DNtd0OA.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/zO5rHZj.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/mIYgU1E.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/H21hiq6.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/9RfvpqP.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/LjPdY4F.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ObOgFDZ.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/yV3m3R8.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/63rJAEo.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/Xz3F8V4.jpg!\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/QXIyOmG.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54346ca76368723123a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346c4163687216b2430000#post_54346c4163687216b2430000\r\n\r\nDon't be such a heel zigga","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54346db7636872541bc80000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"superheroes eating\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/83608885ad33748f3b244a11f34a6b5d/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo7_250.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/ef0b549a4ead0371bc4bee166d22ca78/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo9_250.gif!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/3224b9094e1ec731f958d392c0d40956/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo8_250.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/2699d03a515ec1e02d2af6a34051fd04/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo10_250.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/e6a32238e6fb3571f39ba02cb03c957d/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo6_250.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/7212e3d2015279afe20fca06f6e99c22/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo5_250.gif!\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/11de624fee6c5572d7a8b92a56ba0820/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo3_250.gif!\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/2d628d91d9a3d20ddc90145cfcb48b76/tumblr_nakw5i46qN1rcsvffo4_250.gif!\r\n\r\nand\r\n\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/358563f827fdfcaf44cfb9f18b673755/tumblr_inline_nakw15Svob1ru6ozq.gif!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54346eba6368721187700000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346db7636872541bc80000#post_54346db7636872541bc80000\r\nI lost it at iron man, but died at the last one.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54346ef563687262f0c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346eba6368721187700000#post_54346eba6368721187700000\r\n\r\njust like uncle ben.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54346fca6368721da9c10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And the numbness is completely gone!\r\nI can feel my mouth again!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5434701363687275f2220000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"who wants to hear k.k slider from animal crossing perform turn down for what\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArzEBnYVSCA#t=102","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"543470a8636872085a1e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346fca6368721da9c10000#post_54346fca6368721da9c10000\r\nI could make so many appropriate jokes here!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346db7636872541bc80000#post_54346db7636872541bc80000\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54346eba6368721187700000#post_54346eba6368721187700000\r\nUncle Ben eating reminds me of Batmans Parents. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}