{"topics":[{"id":"5442beb6636872201f470200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Thwip*\r\n\r\n*A card embeds itself into a nearby wall*\r\n\r\nJanperson! For! justice!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442bf4763687246afde0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442beb6636872201f470200#post_5442beb6636872201f470200\r\n*takes card out of wall and bends it a little* \r\n\r\nMWAHAHAHAHA! Now the value is significantly lowered! Take that, neeeeeeerd!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c0ea6368721c6fb20200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442bf4763687246afde0000#post_5442bf4763687246afde0000\r\n*Walks over, forces the JP card out of your hand, And puts it back in its compartment*\r\n\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131118131216/p__/protagonist/images/a/ab/Janperson2lx.jpg!\r\n*Stare*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c2156368721ce0110300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c0ea6368721c6fb20200#post_5442c0ea6368721c6fb20200\r\n*does mocking dance*\r\n\r\nBent yer card. Lol.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c35e6368722275180000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c2156368721ce0110300#post_5442c2156368721ce0110300\r\n*Janperson leaves in silence*\r\n\r\n*Unfortunately, The Building spontaneously erupts in flames, With no robot cop to help*\r\n\r\n*Winspector, Solbrian and Exceedraft arrive and start evacuating people from the building*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c629636872261b880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c35e6368722275180000#post_5442c35e6368722275180000\r\n*just burns to death*\r\n\r\n*becomes Spawn and has good time in their eternal torment*\r\n\r\nWAAAAANDAAAA.\r\n\r\nNo Cosmo. Not that Wanda.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c6b86368724063600000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c629636872261b880000#post_5442c629636872261b880000\r\n*Since there were 6 people in powered armor and 3 robots evacuating everyone, You didn't have time to burn to death*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c75e63687226bcad0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Is it bad I have dubbed the first Pinkie clone Tyrone? And kinda wish she survived.  [spoiler] just her, mind you. The rest....nah. [/spoiler]\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c6b86368724063600000#post_5442c6b86368724063600000\r\nWhy you rob me of my chance to be Spawn!?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c8316368724063990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c75e63687226bcad0000#post_5442c75e63687226bcad0000\r\nAll: It's what we do.\r\n\r\n*Everyone has been evacuated, The fire has been successfully extinguished, And this weird thing is going to be drawn to a close soon*\r\n\r\n*The rescue teams left, Leaving the burned building*\r\n\r\n*I enter the scene after leaving yesterday*\r\n\r\n...Okay, What are we going to do about all the burnt shit?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c8ee6368722191fc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c8316368724063990000#post_5442c8316368724063990000\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130222223127/judgedredd/images/7/75/Fire1.jpg!\r\n\r\n\"Ssssssshiiiiit. I missed the party.\"","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442c9856368722474340100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c8ee6368722191fc0000#post_5442c8ee6368722191fc0000\r\nWere you the one who did that?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442c9f463687225910a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c9856368722474340100#post_5442c9856368722474340100\r\n*raises hand* \r\n\r\nNah it was m- I mean...Tyrone.\r\n\r\n*points to Pinkie Clone*\r\n\r\nShe did it.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442ca9d6368721fe2390100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow_the_Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442b7d66368721d49840100#post_5442b7d66368721d49840100\r\n[bq=\"Shadow_the_Hedgehog\"]It feels weird to live in the same house with a very cool and sexy guy.\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]No homo[/spoiler][/bq]\r\nA little homo?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5442cc25636872278c590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442c9f463687225910a0100#post_5442c9f463687225910a0100\r\n*All of the metal hero cops rush in and beat the shit out of judge fire, They chase him off into parts unknown*\r\n\r\n*A rich person who lurks around this site replaces the burnt stuff, It's now really fancy*\r\n\r\n...This is certainly an improvement. (This chair is really comfy)\r\n\r\n\"Let's take A Moment\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks8YAskgXSs \"to appreciate\":http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x942vq_tokkyu-shirei-solbrain-opening_shortfilms \"the rescue heroes\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqRQ32lecrQ (In case you don't notice, I put three links in the same sentence)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5442ccc1636872264a4e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442ca9d6368721fe2390100#post_5442ca9d6368721fe2390100\r\n\r\nYeah, probably","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5442e18d63687207f8de0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"2chainz old name was tity boy.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442e35c6368722fb2c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm sooooooooooooooooo boooooooored.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5442e3cb6368727c91710000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e35c6368722fb2c00000#post_5442e35c6368722fb2c00000\r\nThat sucks.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"5442e3dc6368724ecdaa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e35c6368722fb2c00000#post_5442e35c6368722fb2c00000\r\nwatch anime or something. ORRRRRRRRRRRR buy Fallout New Vegas plus all dlc for twenty bucks and kill many men voiced by Sasuke. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5442e43a6368720bde2d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Bryon\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e3cb6368727c91710000#post_5442e3cb6368727c91710000\r\nTime to read Gash Bell I guess.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e3dc6368724ecdaa0000#post_5442e3dc6368724ecdaa0000\r\nI have decided to quit my campaign against Sasuke. Yeah I hate him but I really don't care enough anymore to bother with.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5442e53c636872058f6a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"drink more water...or you might die.\r\n\r\n!http://hw-static.worldstarhiphop.com/u/pic/2014/08/yoX753avfy1R.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442e79e6368720ab67f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e53c636872058f6a0100#post_5442e53c636872058f6a0100\r\n!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/201/b/0/i_had_no_idea_by_amana07-d413fdn.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"5442e7ad6368724ecd200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://images.rapgenius.com/4fbedc80720771ab0a0933d8cdc747da.700x700x1.jpg!\r\n\r\n...facebook needs to die.\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5442e7e86368720c60730100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e7ad6368724ecd200100#post_5442e7ad6368724ecd200100\r\nSocial media sites have fucked everything up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5442e8c56368722fce820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ever notice how when any site grows large it seems to get a reputation of being a scumpit?\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5442e7ad6368724ecd200100#post_5442e7ad6368724ecd200100\r\nHa. Rap. White. That's funny.\r\n\r\n","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}