{"topics":[{"id":"539f89726368724732010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f88976368724680390300#post_539f88976368724680390300\r\n\r\n!http://killthehydra.com/wp-content/uploads/brosbeforehoeshouse1.gif!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8a1663687246b1210000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f88976368724680390300#post_539f88976368724680390300\r\namazing. Although I was under the impression mixed feelings mean they are in conflict.","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"539f8a8f63687247224f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Warning: If you get vaccinated your babies will be born naked.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8ae86368724468500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8a8f63687247224f0000#post_539f8a8f63687247224f0000\r\n\r\n!http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/monkeymoralitypose1_4619.png!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8b0b63687245d17a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8a8f63687247224f0000#post_539f8a8f63687247224f0000\r\nMother of God.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8c0d63687244a5d70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8a8f63687247224f0000#post_539f8a8f63687247224f0000\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]Warning: If you get vaccinated your babies will be born naked.[/bq]\r\nThe sad thing is chances are if you posted this on tumblr then you'd have several people making anti-vaccine posts based off this.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539f8c2c636872469c030100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8b0b63687245d17a0000#post_539f8b0b63687245d17a0000\r\nSame thing happens if you eat organic food, eat bacon, brush your teeth, or drink fluoride in water.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8c5f6368724732070100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8c2c636872469c030100#post_539f8c2c636872469c030100\r\nIs there nothing that can save us from this perversity?!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8d2b63687246088e0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8c5f6368724732070100#post_539f8c5f6368724732070100\r\nYes. Just put some baby clothes in your woman's vagina before she gives birth.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8d83636872453b4c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8d2b63687246088e0100#post_539f8d2b63687246088e0100\r\nI think the woman might object to that. Those silly women, amiright?\r\n\r\nSO we'd have to do it all stealthy like.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8e46636872455a520200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8d83636872453b4c0100#post_539f8d83636872453b4c0100\r\nExactly. \r\n\r\nIn other news, I am thinking of buying a woolly mammoth hair sample in the next few months.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8e66636872469c8a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e46636872455a520200#post_539f8e46636872455a520200\r\n...You're going to masturbate with it aren't you?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f8ea1636872455ab00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e66636872469c8a0200#post_539f8e66636872469c8a0200\r\n\r\nCan you make a fic about that even if he answers no?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8f52636872463aa60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e66636872469c8a0200#post_539f8e66636872469c8a0200\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e46636872455a520200#post_539f8e46636872455a520200\r\n...You're going to masturbate with it aren't you?[/bq]\r\nSometimes I think Randomosaur is what you get if you cross the kinky part of the internet with real life.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539f8f6e636872463ae70300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e66636872469c8a0200#post_539f8e66636872469c8a0200\r\nNo.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f8f9e6368724580c40300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8f52636872463aa60300#post_539f8f52636872463aa60300\r\n\r\nIsn't that Squiggy's shtick?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f8fc46368723663080000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8f6e636872463ae70300#post_539f8f6e636872463ae70300\r\n[bq=\"Randomosaur\"]\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8e66636872469c8a0200#post_539f8e66636872469c8a0200\r\nNo.[/bq]\r\n!http://qualityshows.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bullshit_detector4.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"539f900963687238041e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8fc46368723663080000#post_539f8fc46368723663080000\r\nI never masturbate with prized specimens (_Carcharodontosaurus_ and _Tyrannosaurus_ teeth, megalodon teeth, etc) in fear of damaging them.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f909763687236846d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Apparently Legend of Equestria is going to Bronycon. With how the mods act, I'm tempted to say there needs to be a thing to crash their thing. Dunno with what, maybe make a subtle pass to challenge their moral faggotry.","author":"4fe4bf947f123b175b000001"},{"id":"539f90b7636872361f410000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f900963687238041e0000#post_539f900963687238041e0000\r\nFine, then are you at least going to masturbate while looking at it?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f90e063687237775d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f90b7636872361f410000#post_539f90b7636872361f410000\r\nNope. I have clop for that.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"539f91396368723640ac0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I'm completely dead.  We just rushed in emptying our storage unit that was packed to the ceiling and door before it closed so we could label all of our boxes before the movers arrive... in 4 more days.  Not sure what my folks were thinking when they decided we'd do all that today - probably that it would take longer than it did - but now I am sooooooooooo goosh durn dead tired.\r\nAnd I still have the rest of this week of things like this (though at least it will just be in our house and not carting things around in several car trips)\r\nAnd then we have a 3-week-long road trip deal thingy because the new house we bought won't actually let us move in for 3 more weeks, so I'll probably be dead tired throughout all of that time, too.\r\n\r\nI say all of this to just let everyone know, that if I'm short or rude with anyone during this time, I am sorry and I probably won't really think you're some kind of moron who has no bearing on whatever it is I might be irked about in the future.","author":"4fde0c7e945b706cc30003eb"},{"id":"539f919063687237ee7c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f90e063687237775d0000#post_539f90e063687237775d0000\r\nI'm actually a little disappointed by that.\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f8ea1636872455ab00200#post_539f8ea1636872455ab00200\r\nI'd feel creepy and gross about writing fuck fics about real people, without their explicit permission that is.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"539f91a063687239c76e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@CogWeaver\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f91396368723640ac0000#post_539f91396368723640ac0000\r\n\r\nAs someone who has lived his entire life in rented houses, I share your feeling that movings are always a pain\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f919063687237ee7c0000#post_539f919063687237ee7c0000\r\n\r\nIt was worth the try","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"539f9269636872388ace0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/539f919063687237ee7c0000#post_539f919063687237ee7c0000\r\nYou should write a Randomosaur X Princess Molestia clopfic while drunk. Be sure to have a scene where me and Molly are smoking fossil ferns and a threesome with a dinosaur.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}