{"topics":[{"id":"5557f85e6368727fde940c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557f7b56368727fde740b00#post_5557f7b56368727fde740b00\r\nI honestly ship Peach and Bowser\r\n\r\nFirst because Mario has no actual personality \r\nAnd second because I honestly imagine that if Peach gave him the chance, he would be  the sweetest  guy ever\r\n\r\nHonestly his problem is trying too hard to get her attention ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5557f86b6368726cdee30600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bowser fix","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5557f9296368723042990b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Urgh, I feel too guilty and shocked to eat breakfast despite being hungry.\r\nI think I'll skip it for lunch later.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5557f93c6368724d1d200a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Xros wars has started out pretty strong.\r\n\r\nMy only real complaint is that it feels a little bit rushed so far.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5557f96d6368727fde4d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557f9296368723042990b00#post_5557f9296368723042990b00\r\nOver a broken plate?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5557f9ef6368726c7ed50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557f96d6368727fde4d0e00#post_5557f96d6368727fde4d0e00\r\nYes.\r\nOver a broken plate.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5557fa146368726c7ef90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557f9ef6368726c7ed50000#post_5557f9ef6368726c7ed50000\r\nBut it's just a broken plate.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5557fa2e6368727fde840f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557f82c6368723042020a00#post_5557f82c6368723042020a00\r\n\r\n:D <3333333","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557fa6b636872155c1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557fa146368726c7ef90000#post_5557fa146368726c7ef90000\r\nIt's my MOM's currently broken plate.\r\nIt's HER KITCHEN. So basically, HER STUFF.\r\n\r\nIt's like going to a friend's house and you accidentally broke something. You feel guilty as fuck.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5557fa6f636872155c280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557f85e6368727fde940c00#post_5557f85e6368727fde940c00\r\nI personally subscribe to the theory that it's all some bizarre sex game between the three of them ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5557fcdf6368727645981e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557fa6b636872155c1d0000#post_5557fa6b636872155c1d0000\r\nWhat is this guilt you speak of? Sounds suspiciously similar to shame.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5557fd1e6368727fdec31300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"have you ever thought about how you are just a thing that fell out of your mom one day","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5557fdc46368724d1d271000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557fcdf6368727645981e00#post_5557fcdf6368727645981e00\r\nSimilar.\r\nBut I don't like the feeling so I'm currently punishing myself by not having breakfast.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5557fe246368726ce00a1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557fd1e6368727fdec31300#post_5557fd1e6368727fdec31300\r\n...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5557fe7b6368727645ab2000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"hmmm","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5557feab63687214673f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557fe7b6368727645ab2000#post_5557fe7b6368727645ab2000\r\nmmmh\r\n\r\n^~kaz~^","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5557ff7b6368726ae4bc0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Bung the booce.\r\n!http://cloud-4.steamusercontent.com/ugc/543006248766889208/9E452E086C3DEFD6445F0C8FA65B0BAF865CD40E/!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5557ffbc6368727645522200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Warning. Squiggy is a little drunk right now.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5558006e636872753a4c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5557ffbc6368727645522200#post_5557ffbc6368727645522200\r\nGet even drunk.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55580090636872458af10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5558006e636872753a4c0000#post_5558006e636872753a4c0000\r\nNo.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555801016368724d1db81400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55580090636872458af10100#post_55580090636872458af10100\r\n!http://33.media.tumblr.com/40f789086af489f66a17ff6441f4cf82/tumblr_nc9yw6LMta1r71skjo1_500.gif!\r\nYou're no fun.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5558016b6368726ae40d0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"bored,","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5558019e6368727645e12400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really wanna replay Kingdom Hearts...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"555802b463687276457e2600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5558019e6368727645e12400#post_5558019e6368727645e12400\r\nAnd apparently is high","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"555803026368726ae4490c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555802b463687276457e2600#post_555802b463687276457e2600\r\nTo quote a great man.\r\n\"I assure you, I am not high.\"","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}