{"topics":[{"id":"557b90a563687229bb001a5e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I remembered I had a second dream.\r\nIt wasn't really a weird dream to begin with but it was the most realistic one.\r\n\r\nI climbed treetops.\r\nThat's it.\r\n\r\nI climbed treetops, going from tree to tree and walking on the thick branches. I nearly fell at one point but I managed to climb back up. Woke up when I reached the ground.\r\n\r\nThis was surprisingly a great dream.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b90ef63687229bb001ae1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b8e7b63687229bb00170e#post_557b8e7b63687229bb00170e\r\nGotta watch Jurassic World today in the night!\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b8fc463687229bb001908#post_557b8fc463687229bb001908\r\nThe shape of his head looks like a deflated football.\t\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557b911b6368722ada001657","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b8fc463687229bb001908#post_557b8fc463687229bb001908\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b8e716368725bb6000a44#post_557b8e716368725bb6000a44\r\nHe's the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life.[/bq]\r\nOBJECTION!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/968/514/570.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/933/855/c0e.gif!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/219/601/1324323479001.gif!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/876/350/d4d.gif!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/489/792/423.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/968/248/140.gif!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/838/904/9fa.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557b916a63687223750021de","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You scrubs\r\n\r\n\"The actual cutest thing\":https://derpiboo.ru/profiles/4fde4618945b700aa0002fff","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557b916e63687223750021e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I didn't get to see Jurassic World today...\r\n[spoiler]One of my buddy's Guinea pigs died.[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b91916368722375002225","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b916e63687223750021e6#post_557b916e63687223750021e6\r\nOh no :(","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557b91976368727d55000574","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b911b6368722ada001657#post_557b911b6368722ada001657\r\nbigger objection\r\n\r\n\r\n←","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"557b919863687229bb001bc2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b916a63687223750021de#post_557b916a63687223750021de\r\nAwwwwwwwwwwww\r\nI'm blushing.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b91ae63687255b2000027","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b911b6368722ada001657#post_557b911b6368722ada001657\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/d3837f1d81b162a0602eda9a0901616a/tumblr_nepq1x7EjG1t5l9gfo1_1280.png!\r\nYou wot?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557b91b86368722375002278","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b919863687229bb001bc2#post_557b919863687229bb001bc2\r\nYay","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"557b92666368723351000a50","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b911b6368722ada001657#post_557b911b6368722ada001657\r\nHey I come here to waste time, not to die of diabetes!\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b916a63687223750021de#post_557b916a63687223750021de\r\n6.8/10\r\nneeds one bear pics","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557b927e63687223750023e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"What would happen if we had an actual Grand Galloping Gala in the real world?\r\n\r\nLike, a real one with people in suits or dresses, dances and classical music (plus Pinkie music), life sized character statues, dances, food, VIPs and much more, all in one (or more than one) night.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557b93026368723351000b07","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I must leave now for... reasons. Auf Wiedersehen.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557b93f36368727d550007ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b93026368723351000b07#post_557b93026368723351000b07\r\n!https://31.media.tumblr.com/f30d8ff5738b0e6d3b6fde23ed9b7480/tumblr_mkskdscmi51s0dj6vo1_500.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557b94426368727d550007f8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b93026368723351000b07#post_557b93026368723351000b07\r\nI take it your about to ignite your flint lock?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThis is a pretty good explanation of the uncanny valley:\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/725/703/cf7.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557b94ad6368723351000cf0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"STEEL AND ROCK TYPE EEVEES!\r\n!https://40.media.tumblr.com/241fcedb48be99c0810f734d6605e89d/tumblr_npflzjg3G31rd866to1_1280.png!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557b94be63687255b2000208","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b94426368727d550007f8#post_557b94426368727d550007f8\r\nI actually had to explain the uncanny valley to granddad.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"557b94ea6368727d550008d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_Night. Fever Night, feveeeer_","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b951d6368722ada001bc7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/384fda3feeac7e7a9fd53152453eb085/tumblr_nadkzrRPkB1qazx7qo3_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557b96306368727d55000a63","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b951d6368722ada001bc7#post_557b951d6368722ada001bc7\r\nThis is another example of uncanny valley.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557b969b6368722375002b37","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If you ever want to have nightmares look up the Dyatlov Pass incident; it actually happened and nobody knows what killed them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557b97126368722ada001f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://33.media.tumblr.com/d2a208dd06de2fd2085104f457a48444/tumblr_inline_npulzoKb3Q1rlt0zz_500.gif!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557b97746368724410003ee6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b97126368722ada001f00#post_557b97126368722ada001f00\r\n\r\nHeeere's Spidey","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"557b97c06368722375002d04","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557b969b6368722375002b37#post_557b969b6368722375002b37\r\nThey probably realized they had forgotten their vodka and immediately started to run back","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"557b98f06368722375002f0a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A Malaysian female gymnast has won gold in the ASEAN Games.\r\nSadly, she was criticized by Muslims for wearing a leotard and exposing her \"aurat\". Many people bashed her on the TV3 Facebook page and one even told her to just strip if she’s wearing something so lewd.\r\nThere are those that defend her as well and criticize them for focusing on her clothing instead of the fact that she won gold.\r\n\r\nI’m glad that there are those that defended her but still, it’s a bit sad that there still exists people with traditional beliefs and views.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"}]}