{"topics":[{"id":"53c043b16368721ee8370600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c042d46368721e9ad40500#post_53c042d46368721e9ad40500\r\n\r\nChilli is a cruel parent, but an effective teacher.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c044c16368723633010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Time to finish this one off.\r\n\r\nFinale!\r\n\r\n_Lupachi Magic! Touch go!_\r\n\r\n_Very Nice!_\r\n\r\n_Kick strike!_\r\n\r\n_Awesome!_\r\n\r\n*My leg is set ablaze*\r\n\r\n*Flips*\r\n\r\n*Rider kick*\r\n\r\n*Explosion*\r\n\r\nWell this one wasn't too much of a hassle","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c0456b636872383a2b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c043b16368721ee8370600#post_53c043b16368721ee8370600\r\nFuck the Rice, Fuck the Beans, Fuck _*ALL OF IT!*_\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c044c16368723633010000#post_53c044c16368723633010000\r\nAnd then all of a sudden Billy Mays appears. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c045d663687236451b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0456b636872383a2b0000#post_53c0456b636872383a2b0000\r\n\r\nJust give broccoli a chance!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c046aa63687237dd5c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0456b636872383a2b0000#post_53c0456b636872383a2b0000\r\n...\r\n\r\n_Lupachi magic! Touch go!_\r\n\r\n_Connect! Please!_\r\n\r\n*Goes through the Resulting portal*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c0476b6368723620a70000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"there is a bird, in the sky, look at him fly\r\n\r\nwhy why why why why why why why why why","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c0490a636872356d090100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_Eat! Eat eat! Eat that mold, you crazy bread!!_\r\n\r\nSorry, saw one of the few episodes of Breadwinners I find tolerable.","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c04c8e6368723620320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yikfi87g7i6c w45y6r65eb7ih6t67n 685h89oj857t8onto6t674c4u6vu \r\no98597pb7bp7 oij708797k987987fv 98566coblfguyfvrereyvjyluipñ\r\n","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53c04cd4636872374f240200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c04c8e6368723620320200#post_53c04c8e6368723620320200\r\n!http://www.smallbluething.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/trackback-spam.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53c04cf263687236743d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c04cd4636872374f240200#post_53c04cd4636872374f240200\r\n\r\nGreat, now you want me to sing that _Monty Python_ Spam song, Dawn!","author":"5056c9e87f123b37f6012a34"},{"id":"53c0569063687235d03a0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c04cd4636872374f240200#post_53c04cd4636872374f240200\r\nYo that stuff is delicious!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c057196368723633a90500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...God I'm bored","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c057ae636872373c7c0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c057196368723633a90500#post_53c057196368723633a90500\r\nYou know what they say, \"If you're bored go find someone to do\". . I like my version of the phrase better.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c057bc63687236fdb10500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c04cd4636872374f240200#post_53c04cd4636872374f240200\r\nStop spamming images all over the screen!\r\n\r\n~I'm _soooo_ original~","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c0581a63687238d3690500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"If I get my cock pierced how long will I have to go without sex?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c0587e636872374fb20500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0581a63687238d3690500#post_53c0581a63687238d3690500\r\nDoctor Dickpiercer: \"Forever\"\r\n\r\nBut seriously though probably for a couple of weeks or a month maybe?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c058c66368723875dd0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c0581a63687238d3690500#post_53c0581a63687238d3690500\r\nDon't; just don't.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c058fc63687236336b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c058c66368723875dd0500#post_53c058c66368723875dd0500\r\nWell it's either my dick or my nipples.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c059766368723719f70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c057ae636872373c7c0500#post_53c057ae636872373c7c0500\r\nI think I'll post some out of context hentai lines, Then Go work on my Japanese\r\n\r\n[spoiler]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/791/771/79f.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/791/809/d8d.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/791/738/578.png!\r\n[spoiler]!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/791/707/2d1.jpg![/spoiler]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/791/706/aec.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/791/342/890.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/790/613/d4d.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/790/422/f2f.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/790/752/d07.jpg!\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/788/962/8fe.jpg!\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/786/371/125.jpg!\r\n[spoiler]!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/785/375/e1c.png![/spoiler]\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/784/695/c33.jpg!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/784/445/484.png!\r\n[spoiler]!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/783/433/c3a.jpg!\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/783/769/dce.png![/spoiler]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/781/478/85b.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53c05a3e636872356d860600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Thud\r\n\r\n*speaking while face has made a crater in my desk to which I'll need the jaws of life to remove me from*\r\n\r\nSo in case you've missed it the GOP are trying to impeach Obama and didn't really give a reason to until they had already tried to start the process to impeach him. . Anyways they have decided on what to sue him over; they're suing him for delaying the provision of the ACA saying that people have to have health insurance.  So they're essentially suing him over delaying a bill they hate.  It's official congress has a chronic case of stupidity.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c05aa56368723547cf0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c05a3e636872356d860600#post_53c05a3e636872356d860600\r\nI think the GOP know they are on the verge of extinction.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c05b216368723887940600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"BEING A CHRISTIAN FURRY\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHNSuN9GGGo&feature=kp ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c05c1e6368721bad0e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c05aa56368723547cf0600#post_53c05aa56368723547cf0600\r\nThat's the only explanation.  I think they finally realized that they can no longer exist in the long run run since the younger generations are vast majority democrats and the majority of their core voter base are probably going to start dying of old age in the next couple of years.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nYou know that does raise a question though; when the republican party dies/as it is now dies what will happen?  What I mean by this is that even if the republican party does maintain to some level members in congress groups like social conservatism, the religious right and the tea party are fucked.\r\n\r\nThe most obvious outcome is that glbt rights will be unopposed, but what else will change?  Imagine the usa without the religious right, social conservatives or the tea party having any political power or say in politics.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53c05c2b6368721c81100000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i found a tulpa thread on mlpforums...\r\n\r\nthese people scare me.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c05c8a6368721c6b1d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...I still don't feel like doing my japanese at the moment\r\n\r\nHow about we post out of Context Tokusatsu gifs?","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"}]}