{"topics":[{"id":"53c5b129636872547c240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b0f8636872549f220000#post_53c5b0f8636872549f220000\r\nAwww, well I hope he's enjoying himself. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b13663687271a51c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b0f8636872549f220000#post_53c5b0f8636872549f220000\r\nDude, that blows.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b1646368724e4d740000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"we will miss admiral.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53c5b17d63687273df580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b129636872547c240000#post_53c5b129636872547c240000\r\nI hope so too.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b13663687271a51c0100#post_53c5b13663687271a51c0100\r\nI know...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b1906368720f79020100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"We're going on a deep-sea transparent submarine adventure!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b1d163687273c8760100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b1906368720f79020100#post_53c5b1906368720f79020100\r\nYou're going you mean. I ain't going into the ocean, I know the sort of shit that goes on down there and it ain't good! Say \"hi\" to Cthulhu for me.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b1fa6368724eaa6a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b1d163687273c8760100#post_53c5b1d163687273c8760100\r\nTough, you're going.\r\n\r\n*Security guards drag GMA into the submarine*\r\n","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b22e63687271a5580100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b1fa6368724eaa6a0000#post_53c5b1fa6368724eaa6a0000\r\nNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I don't want to be molested by fish people!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b24a6368725fce5b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b1fa6368724eaa6a0000#post_53c5b1fa6368724eaa6a0000\r\nI'll only go if you promise me that there will be tentacles.\r\n","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b2656368724e6c880000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Torpedoes Randomosaur's submarine*","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53c5b28863687268ed4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b22e63687271a5580100#post_53c5b22e63687271a5580100\r\nI assure you that you won't be.\r\n\r\nSquiggyBomb, Twistedmetalero and the others have yet to enter.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b2a363687279bc280000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b24a6368725fce5b0000#post_53c5b24a6368725fce5b0000\r\nThere will be.\r\n\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b2656368724e6c880000#post_53c5b2656368724e6c880000\r\n*Submarine deflects torpedo*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b2ad636872744a990100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b2656368724e6c880000#post_53c5b2656368724e6c880000\r\nWell, that ends that yellow sub. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b2ef63687238a7dd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b28863687268ed4b0000#post_53c5b28863687268ed4b0000\r\nWhy don't I find that reassuring?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b32e63687266945f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one that yearns for the day where you can be molested by wriggling withing artificial tentacles?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b33a63687254e19d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b2ef63687238a7dd0000#post_53c5b2ef63687238a7dd0000\r\nBecause sea spiders will crawl up your uretha instead.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b33b636872547c990000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b2ef63687238a7dd0000#post_53c5b2ef63687238a7dd0000\r\nI ain't doin' nothin'.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"53c5b36d6368726617930000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b32e63687266945f0000#post_53c5b32e63687266945f0000\r\n...\r\n...\r\n...\r\n[spoiler]_No[/spoiler]","author":null},{"id":"53c5b39e63687213131c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Background Pony #AF67\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b36d6368726617930000#post_53c5b36d6368726617930000\r\nGood. I want tentacle sex booths right now!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53c5b3d76368725fceae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b32e63687266945f0000#post_53c5b32e63687266945f0000\r\nI yearn for the day I get some F$&^*.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b40b63687254e1e10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b32e63687266945f0000#post_53c5b32e63687266945f0000\r\nI'm not much into tentacle porn personally, but I'd give it a shot.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b4256368722d58050000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The submarine is submerging now.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53c5b46a6368720d63820100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b4256368722d58050000#post_53c5b4256368722d58050000\r\nThis should be fun. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53c5b47463687279bcef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b4256368722d58050000#post_53c5b4256368722d58050000\r\nSo, now would probably be a good time to point out that all we have for provisions is cabbage and baked beans.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53c5b4af6368725fceef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53c5b47463687279bcef0000#post_53c5b47463687279bcef0000\r\nAnd water. And lots of beef soups and stews.\r\n\r\nWe are now 500 meters underwater. ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}