{"topics":[{"id":"53d43caa63687259f4220200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43bd863687212cda40100#post_53d43bd863687212cda40100\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d439f16368724288b20000#post_53d439f16368724288b20000\r\nThe internet has largely killed the physical porn market, though there are still enough people like me who enjoy actually going out to buy dirty magazines and books to keep the stores running.\r\n\r\nIt could be an NC-17 movie, but Showgirls basically killed those movies.[/bq]\r\nAlso thanks to the internet you can buy hentai posters online.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d43cda6368724377d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"in the internet you can also buy sexual pillows.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d43cf26368724569880100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43cda6368724377d70100#post_53d43cda6368724377d70100\r\nThey are HUG PILLOWS!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d43d026368722330eb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"A site that both Squiggy and I can cringe/laugh at.\":http://home.insightbb.com/~daniel.lee/photos/index.htm ","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d43d1d63687223c89c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43caa63687259f4220200#post_53d43caa63687259f4220200\r\n\r\nAnd the pillow things.\r\n\r\nAnd coyote urine. Not joking either. (granted, it apparently has its uses)","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43d2763687244e39f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43cda6368724377d70100#post_53d43cda6368724377d70100\r\nWould anyone buy a body pillow of you're friend? I would laugh so hard. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43d8563687242b6c00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43d026368722330eb0100#post_53d43d026368722330eb0100\r\nSeems legit.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d43da76368724466bf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43d2763687244e39f0100#post_53d43d2763687244e39f0100\r\nI'd buy a body pillow of you.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d43db36368727743400000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!sv6.postjung.com/picpost/data/162/162336-16-1258.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d43dff6368721432000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43d8563687242b6c00100#post_53d43d8563687242b6c00100\r\nA guy also tried to sell this as a bird fossil on a fossil forum.\r\n!http://www.thefossilforum.com/uploads/monthly_01_2008/post-219-1201344319.jpg!","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d43e2a636872129ecc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43dff6368721432000000#post_53d43dff6368721432000000\r\n\r\nLooks like a Subway sandwich gone heinously wrong.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43e3663687244977b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MINISTERS, should i sign the ideology book edict? loyalist will love me and intelectuals wont.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d43e586368724538f40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43da76368724466bf0100#post_53d43da76368724466bf0100\r\nThe true way of making friends, photoshopping yourself on a body pillow for their birthday.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43db36368727743400000#post_53d43db36368727743400000\r\n!http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Old-Spice-Guy-Head-Nod.gif!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43e9c636872430c3a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43e3663687244977b0100#post_53d43e3663687244977b0100\r\nI say we should make out own book. one that involves being party hungry badasses. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43eb3636872239f090000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43e3663687244977b0100#post_53d43e3663687244977b0100\r\n Does it prescribe to worship of our dark lord and eventual destroyer, The Crawling Chaos, The Black Pharoah, God of Thousand Forms Nyarlathotep?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43edd6368727743a50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43e586368724538f40100#post_53d43e586368724538f40100\r\nI'm still waiting on a Body Pillow for the Best Friends.\r\nI'd a a Pat daki so fast...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d43ee163687243df8d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43e2a636872129ecc0100#post_53d43e2a636872129ecc0100\r\nSome guy on eBay also sold water-worn pebbles as dinosaur eggs. You know, the type that you can find at any rocky beach.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d43f036368724538110200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43edd6368727743a50000#post_53d43edd6368727743a50000\r\nI'd collect all 4 plus Jontron and Benny. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"53d43f6663687222cc0b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43e9c636872430c3a0200#post_53d43e9c636872430c3a0200\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43eb3636872239f090000#post_53d43eb3636872239f090000\r\n\r\n\r\nit can be about anything, but smartasses wont like it.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d43fa363687220175a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43f6663687222cc0b0200#post_53d43f6663687222cc0b0200\r\nBut I'm a smartass, And I'd be okay with it.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d43ffe63687249cc010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d43e3663687244977b0100#post_53d43e3663687244977b0100\r\nWhatever, let's just get it over with so i can go back to stealing taxpayer money.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d44055636872432ff40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"In my country, prostitution is legal.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53d44080636872420b2d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"ok, ideology book edicted.\r\n\r\nour book about dark arts, extreme parties, dinosaurs and jontrons is out.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d4409463687206d2bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d44055636872432ff40100#post_53d44055636872432ff40100\r\nBecome a prostitute.","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"53d440ab6368722c37750000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d4409463687206d2bd0000#post_53d4409463687206d2bd0000\r\nNo.","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"}]}