{"topics":[{"id":"5504908363687233c4140300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55048fbe63687232fbde0100#post_55048fbe63687232fbde0100\r\nTHE TUBE GOES IN EITHER END BOY ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550490e16368722dcfe00200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504908363687233c4140300#post_5504908363687233c4140300\r\nOH GOD NO\r\n\r\nALSO I LOVE HOW BOTH OF OUR POSTS ENDED UP ON THIS PAGE SO THIS LOOKS EXTREMELY OUT OF CONTEXT\r\n\r\nbut seriously I'm getting breakfast right now","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"550491b16368722d4d170300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/97a6ac81d16963b8a4a86582bf6c0573/tumblr_njsspnN40E1ta762ro1_500.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"550494786368722e20330400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55048efd6368725657900000#post_55048efd6368725657900000\r\nI like this! I LIKE THIS! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550494896368722e91010400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550491b16368722d4d170300#post_550491b16368722d4d170300\r\nOh god! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"550494936368727bf50c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://36.media.tumblr.com/fe9762d13e992132bc51ad6d02054477/tumblr_nbu0xrcIy31reylkuo1_1280.png!\r\nDr. Tenma was just the biggest prick.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5504955a6368722e3bb10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550494936368727bf50c0100#post_550494936368727bf50c0100\r\nAt least he's \"Nicolas cage\":en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Tenma#Feature_film","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"550495a86368722d4dac0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550494936368727bf50c0100#post_550494936368727bf50c0100\r\nYeah he was,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"55049b9b6368723346c20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/550494936368727bf50c0100#post_550494936368727bf50c0100\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]!https://36.media.tumblr.com/fe9762d13e992132bc51ad6d02054477/tumblr_nbu0xrcIy31reylkuo1_1280.png!\r\nDr. Tenma was just the biggest prick.[/bq]\r\nWell I guess I'm not a child then","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"55049c476368722de34e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"According to Russia Today, the statues IS destroyed are fake\":http://on.rt.com/0nfp9a","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55049e216368722f011c0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Okay, a car just kidnapped me in this game.\r\nThat ain't right.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55049e756368727792b00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"a venezuelan helped produce yeezus\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/gAhfA/a254800064.png!\r\n\r\n!http://puu.sh/gAhg1/ba889f8576.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"55049e8c6368723189150600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55049c476368722de34e0400#post_55049c476368722de34e0400\r\nBut I doubt the library, Jonah's Tomb, and the ruins are fake.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"55049f076368722f364f0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://chezwick.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/shoulder_cookie1.jpg!\r\nShoulder cookie is ironically a really good visual metaphors for losing weight. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"55049f956368722f36760600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55049b9b6368723346c20100#post_55049b9b6368723346c20100\r\nSeriously, Complaining that a Robot child can't grow up is just the most dickish thing.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"55049ff463687240512d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55049f956368722f36760600#post_55049f956368722f36760600\r\nIt really is, its like complaining Mega Man isn't human!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55049f076368722f364f0600#post_55049f076368722f364f0600\r\nIt is? (Then I must fight my Shoulder cookie!) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5504a0dd6368722d8a030400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55049ff463687240512d0000#post_55049ff463687240512d0000\r\nYeah. Your goal is RIGHT THERE but there's too much fat in the way. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5504a1796368726b7a910300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"_How do they make Starburst taste so juicy?_","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5504a19d6368722f12680600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a1796368726b7a910300#post_5504a1796368726b7a910300\r\nUr mom","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5504a2066368722e865a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a19d6368722f12680600#post_5504a19d6368722f12680600\r\n~Now I know what my mom tastes like.~","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5504a2156368722e0f840400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How is everyone?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5504a22b6368722f01d80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a2066368722e865a0400#post_5504a2066368722e865a0400\r\n-incest-","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5504a2406368722ef6bf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a2066368722e865a0400#post_5504a2066368722e865a0400\r\nOh god","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5504a2d36368725987ae0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a2156368722e0f840400#post_5504a2156368722e0f840400\r\nDoing pretty good! My Mom sister and husband are working on a walkway in the backyard.\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a2066368722e865a0400#post_5504a2066368722e865a0400\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a2406368722ef6bf0400#post_5504a2406368722ef6bf0400\r\nOh lawdy. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5504a2dc6368726b7acd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5504a2406368722ef6bf0400#post_5504a2406368722ef6bf0400\r\nThose were your words, that was your fault.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"}]}