{"topics":[{"id":"549bf1216368727724320200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Evident Disaster\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bea506368722265711200#post_549bea506368722265711200\r\nSo, which pony do you want to die first?\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549be60c63687218839c0700#post_549be60c63687218839c0700\r\n[spoiler]I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't generally support pirating but if it's the only way for you to get games without wasting precious money due to the games being overpriced, then go ahead. I won't go against that.[/spoiler]","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"549bf6336368724489430b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bf1216368727724320200#post_549bf1216368727724320200\r\nI dunno, Rainbow seems more like the risk taker, I bet she'd go for a run with the Marines, AJ, Twilight would probably not want to go anywhere near the frontlines of combat. And well Pinkie's a kind of a wild mare, she'd go and mess the hell out of everything and well Fluttershy I'm not sure, but a combat medic would be her role, I mean carrying people back and forth seems like something she'd do. \r\n\r\nIf you're talking about background ponies, there are tons, and I mean plenty I'd send out to see how long they'd last. Like Thunderlane, or Caramel, they're pretty expendable. ","author":"5046d66d7f123b38980018c6"},{"id":"549bf8346368721c6cd20400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Sweden's PM has gone mad\":http://www.reddit.com/r/european/comments/2qbv7b/reinfeldt_sweden_belongs_to_the_immigrants_not/\r\n\r\nIf this is a fake, it is convincing","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"549bf87d6368725c47300600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good news everyone!  You are now reading this in Farnsworth's voice!  Also that because the USA is now producing it's own oil forcing OPEC to reduce it's prices has severely and massive reduced Russia's economy to the point that if they don't start kissing Ukraine and Europe's ass begging them to undue the sanctions their economy will collapse and the current situation is being called a repeat of the collapse of the USSR to the point that Russian officials are saying that the USA designed the collapse of the USSR.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"549bf9a463687205d4812500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bf87d6368725c47300600#post_549bf87d6368725c47300600\r\nI assumed you would have posted that sooner. For shame.\r\n\r\nSaudi Arabia not cutting production has not helped things, they either want to force out shale through predatory tactics (which rarely work) or stick it to Russia","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"549bfa3963687236beb90a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549bf9a463687205d4812500#post_549bf9a463687205d4812500\r\nProbably both.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"549c133d63687276ad3a1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I got my Xbox One.\r\nNobody told me it would take the Master Chief Collection *5 hours* to install.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"549c1c276368724489c10e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c133d63687276ad3a1400#post_549c133d63687276ad3a1400\r\nWell, it is four or five games rolled into one.","author":"513e68eda4c72d4e3b000164"},{"id":"549c2b78636872695c800000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well I had another complete shit Christmas and I don't even have any alcohol to drown it out.\r\n\r\nIf you're wondering why I have a love-hate relationship with Christmas is I love Christmas but hate how my family celebrates it.\r\n\r\n\"Choo choo!  Here comes santa!\"\r\n\"Thanks uncle for spending so much time with us\"\r\n\"Thanks for spending lots of money you don't even have on my kids and on me; here's a christmas card in return\"\r\n*next christmas*\r\n\"Choo choo!  Here comes santa!\"\r\n\"Thanks uncle for spending so much time with us\"\r\n\"Thanks for spending lots of money you don't even have on my kids and on me; here's a Christmas card in return\"\r\n\r\nIt's starting to depress me cause I haven't gotten a legitimate present in over a decade and it's the same story with birthdays.  The only \"gifts\" I ever get are holiday cards.  I like Christmas, giving gifts and all, but I would settle for even a gift card in return cause at least that I can use to get something that isn't a holiday card.  That's kind of depressing when you have such utter shit Christmases and Birthdays that you want gift cards instead.\r\n\r\nThey want want want want presents but god forbid they ever do anything in return.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; here's to a decade of utter shit Christmases that nobody cares about me and only care how many presents I'm giving them.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"549c35a163687250e4960000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c2b78636872695c800000#post_549c2b78636872695c800000\r\nStop giving them Presents then.\r\n\r\nAtleast I'm more lucky and by more lucky I mean I catch a break to give presents to kids.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"549c450463687271003d0e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"POST RETRACTED","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"549c450463687229c1ec0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c1c276368724489c10e00#post_549c1c276368724489c10e00\r\nBut it installs in segments. The 4 games and the multiplayer.\r\nHalo 4 and 1 installed first. I wanted to -try and- play multiplayer.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"549c493463687240274e0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"SOMEONE WENT AND FCUKING DID IT\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/b535204591a881b9ab19944ce97bfbdf/tumblr_nh3caeGK8e1tvf87ro1_r1_1280.gif!\r\nTHE INTERNET IS COMPLETE LET'S ALL GO HOME","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549c4bf86368720ffbd30e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Mystery Skulls Christmas posting\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/3055e4b299b9925880911d9ec65dccdc/tumblr_nh41n3NApn1r3bo6ao1_1280.png!\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/7a406854cc4d0afef2af58c363bd56d4/tumblr_nh41n3NApn1r3bo6ao2_1280.png!\r\n!http://41.media.tumblr.com/20db4f108cc262da70f056a3eb070912/tumblr_nh41n3NApn1r3bo6ao3_1280.png!\r\n\r\n!http://40.media.tumblr.com/48638722c793959c414a879c70a9e8cc/tumblr_nh4d0ohHRO1u38o6qo2_1280.jpg!\r\n\r\n!http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/358/0/3/mystery_skulls___snowfall_by_annie_tower-d8alxrj.png!\r\n\r\n!http://th01.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/342/f/3/merry_christmas_arthur_by_misty98-d896i33.png!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549c4d036368720726763200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"guhhhhh\r\n\r\nat least i get a iPod touch with iOS 8","author":"511c09ec7f123b35980001eb"},{"id":"549c4e8a63687217eb110a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ivy got me fingerless gloves she made herself.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"549c53066368721ab29f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Good morning peoples!\r\n\r\n\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c450463687229c1ec0300#post_549c450463687229c1ec0300\r\nInstall?\r\nYou need to install a game in that console?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549be1e46368720605612300#post_549be1e46368720605612300\r\n[bq=\"Twisty\"]you know what\r\n\r\nFUCK steam\r\n\r\nFUCK valve\r\n\r\ni had to say it but im already seeing how shitty valve is becoming.\r\n\r\nuuugh, but the only alternatives to steam are origin and uplay.\r\n\r\nit is truly a monopoly and i can do nothing but suck their dick[/bq]\r\nSo...Jusey1 was right after all.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"549c54fe6368727d581d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Ogod, Xbox live is out.\r\nNuuu","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"549c561363687206050b3100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c2b78636872695c800000#post_549c2b78636872695c800000\r\nYou have a great family. XD\r\nChristmas is just another extended weekend for me.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549c5d1463687254f1050100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c54fe6368727d581d0100#post_549c54fe6368727d581d0100\r\nwhyyyyy","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"549c66cd63687255994c1500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c5d1463687254f1050100#post_549c5d1463687254f1050100\r\nFucking Lizard Sqaud no life's are apparently behind it.\r\nAt least I got to play the first 3 levels of Halo:CEA beforehand.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"549c67b663687276ad7b1e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Santa's real workshop\":http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/architecture-design-blog/2014/dec/19/santas-real-workshop-the-town-in-china-that-makes-the-worlds-christmas-decorations","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549c69006368726879f40600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"BBC Reporter Gets High Next to Burning Heroin\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE_Yp2N9-g0","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"549c6a9263687252f3df0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140115151255/ultra/images/f/f0/Takkong-XPLUS.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"549c7230636872230b7a1600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/549c66cd63687255994c1500#post_549c66cd63687255994c1500\r\nWho's this Lizard Squad?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"}]}