{"topics":[{"id":"54fa65b86368722e06290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65806368722e060b0100#post_54fa65806368722e060b0100\r\n-Hope you're ready, I'm not going in soft-","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa65c163687259a6d80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Here's the picture I took\r\n!https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10589079_800839019937340_311729726_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=06b268ea6ab6f5a02107c47e20458149&oe=54FD75A1&__gda__=1425842876_e430b4d742b9261d0fdf87b8f14d9ce6!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fa65e16368724c6ff00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/821/364/5db.gif!\r\n\r\nHmmm, nah, now I don't want this drink","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa66016368720f7e2f0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/12/9/493539__safe_rainbow+dash_animated_scootaloo_parody_explosion_ponies-colon-+the+anthology+3_nichijou.gif!","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54fa661263687247ba9e0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65e16368724c6ff00600#post_54fa65e16368724c6ff00600\r\n\r\nDon't trust infommercials","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54fa661463687232d1031300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65c163687259a6d80100#post_54fa65c163687259a6d80100\r\nDuuuuuuude","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa66286368720f7e4b0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65b86368722e06290100#post_54fa65b86368722e06290100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65806368722e060b0100#post_54fa65806368722e060b0100\r\n-Hope you're ready, I'm not going in soft-[/bq]\r\nAs long as you're lubed up properly, go right on ahead!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fa662d636872097f540900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/819/872/423.gif!\r\n\r\nThis dog has no idea what is going on","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa66316368723820391300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa66016368720f7e2f0c00#post_54fa66016368720f7e2f0c00\r\nGod\r\nFucking\r\nDamnit, Scootaloo.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fa66476368720f7e690c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65c163687259a6d80100#post_54fa65c163687259a6d80100\r\n... You already used it?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fa665e63687271eb130000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65c163687259a6d80100#post_54fa65c163687259a6d80100\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]Here's the picture I took\r\n!https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10589079_800839019937340_311729726_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=06b268ea6ab6f5a02107c47e20458149&oe=54FD75A1&__gda__=1425842876_e430b4d742b9261d0fdf87b8f14d9ce6![/bq]\r\nDuuuuuuude.\r\nYou shouldn't take things that are not yours.\r\nNow Jason or Danny will get mad D:","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54fa666363687209b3fd0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa66286368720f7e4b0c00#post_54fa66286368720f7e4b0c00\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65b86368722e06290100#post_54fa65b86368722e06290100\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65806368722e060b0100#post_54fa65806368722e060b0100\r\n-Hope you're ready, I'm not going in soft-[/bq]\r\nAs long as you're lubed up properly, go right on ahead![/bq]\r\n\r\nPfff, who uses lube?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54fa668a6368724abf150d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa666363687209b3fd0700#post_54fa666363687209b3fd0700\r\nI do. You can't do anal without it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fa669a6368720f7e820c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa66286368720f7e4b0c00#post_54fa66286368720f7e4b0c00\r\n-Mmmmmmm, this is gonna be good-\r\n\r\n[spoiler]You wonderful skank[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa66b063687209b33c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa65e16368724c6ff00600#post_54fa65e16368724c6ff00600\r\nCoke sucks without gas.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54fa66bd63687232d10f1300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa669a6368720f7e820c00#post_54fa669a6368720f7e820c00\r\nYes master!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54fa66dc63687265a7ff0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa66b063687209b33c0800#post_54fa66b063687209b33c0800\r\nThat's actually RC Cola.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"54fa66ed63687209b35c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa669a6368720f7e820c00#post_54fa669a6368720f7e820c00\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa668a6368724abf150d00#post_54fa668a6368724abf150d00\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/728/775/4b0.gif!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54fa67016368723e2ac00300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa665e63687271eb130000#post_54fa665e63687271eb130000\r\nEgh\r\nI dont care \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa661463687232d1031300#post_54fa661463687232d1031300\r\nCool huh?","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"54fa67236368721a1efc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Actually watching Dragon Ball and looking infomercial gifs right now","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa676b63687259a66f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"How would life be if magic suddenly existed in the 21st century...?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54fa676e6368720343470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa66bd63687232d10f1300#post_54fa66bd63687232d10f1300\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa67236368721a1efc0600#post_54fa67236368721a1efc0600\r\nMy camera is running out of space! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54fa67756368727e83f03300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"WatchMojo \r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa676b63687259a66f0200#post_54fa676b63687259a66f0200\r\n\r\nMass hysteria and religious extremists declaring god is real and he's come to rip the sinners a new one","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54fa67a26368722efe860100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/721/736/0a0.gif!\r\n\r\nWhat did you fucking expect!?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54fa67b463687248cb1f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54fa676b63687259a66f0200#post_54fa676b63687259a66f0200\r\nGuys carrying huge swords.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"}]}