{"topics":[{"id":"554066766368722124792d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066356368726769160600#post_554066356368726769160600\r\nMagic. The answer is always magic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554066ac63687217b47a0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066536368722062423500#post_554066536368722062423500\r\n\r\n... You might have problems with that too. Still on the fence that that episode went down the drain on what Jack's character could evolved into","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554066bf63687217b48d0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066766368722124792d00#post_554066766368722124792d00\r\nMAGIC","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554066df6368722124122e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sharam Shabaz\r\n","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"554066fa6368722062373600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066766368722124792d00#post_554066766368722124792d00\r\nBut even if you conquer the world using trading cards couldn't someone just use scissors to destroy the card?  Didn't Kaiba tear a blue eyes white dragon card or something?  The cards are obviously not immune to being torn in half.\r\n\r\n<watched the abridged version and has never watched the original","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554067576368722062d03600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066356368726769160600#post_554066356368726769160600\r\nBasically any and all magic in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe is done through games. And because Duel Monsters is the biggest and most accessible game in that universe it would make sense that it would be used as a outlet.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5540675f6368722062dd3600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://pre14.deviantart.net/3392/th/pre/f/2015/117/1/8/hail_to_the_king_by_radical_hat-d8rase9.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5540677763687267691d0700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066fa6368722062373600#post_554066fa6368722062373600\r\n\r\nKaiba also used one of those to jam the hammer of a pistol, an automatic one at that.\r\n\r\nMost simple reason is anime logic. It works within that world and never outside of it ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554067976368722124532f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554066fa6368722062373600#post_554066fa6368722062373600\r\nDude, in 5D's Jack is throwing around trading cards like they're fucking SHURIKEN. He's knocking people out with these little bastards.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554067e16368722124c42f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554067976368722124532f00#post_554067976368722124532f00\r\n\r\nThat's just Jack's badassery","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"554067e46368725c3afa0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554067576368722062d03600#post_554067576368722062d03600\r\nSo basically in yugioh the cards are like summoning rituals and the monsters are like final fantasy summons?  Couldn't you just tear up the card to stop someone though?  Or just mug the person, steal their cards and refuse to battle them?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5540681b6368725c3a3b0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Yugioh is nonsense. ","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"5540682f636872202d743c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554067e46368725c3afa0c00#post_554067e46368725c3afa0c00\r\nI'm pretty sure tearing up a card in the Yu-Gi-Oh universe carries with it the death penalty. At least that's the assumption I've come too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554068496368722062a43800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540682f636872202d743c00#post_5540682f636872202d743c00\r\n>kaiba does it in like the second episode","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55406856636872357a7e2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540682f636872202d743c00#post_5540682f636872202d743c00\r\nExcept Kaiba he's got money.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"554068726368724fbf9d1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554067e46368725c3afa0c00#post_554067e46368725c3afa0c00\r\n\r\nAnime logic. Don't think too hard of it\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540681b6368725c3a3b0d00#post_5540681b6368725c3a3b0d00\r\n\r\nSo is School Rumble [spoiler]Santa Harima remember?[/spoiler]","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5540688f636872357ac72100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Darn, no body is on >:","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5540689d636872357adc2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540681b6368725c3a3b0d00#post_5540681b6368725c3a3b0d00\r\nI'm going to have to agree with Whatevs on this one.\r\n\r\nNerd, \"I'm going to use my magical cards as a summon to win against you\"\r\n\"I'm going to shove you in your school locker and steal your cards to win against you and then sell the cards on Ebay\"\r\nNerd, \"That's against the rules of duel monsters!\"\r\n\"Cards meet ebay; ebay meet cards\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"554068a16368722124f93000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554067e46368725c3afa0c00#post_554067e46368725c3afa0c00\r\nMost of the villains have magical powers to force the issue, and most magic in that verse involves the cards, so the game is kind of important,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554068f3636872357a492200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6975857920/hC99EE8C4/!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5540692b6368722062213a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554068726368724fbf9d1c00#post_554068726368724fbf9d1c00\r\nye","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"55406959636872357ace2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540689d636872357adc2100#post_5540689d636872357adc2100\r\nWhen said nerd can blow shit up with their mind, no one is gonna be taking their cards.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5540697f63687221245f3200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55406959636872357ace2200#post_55406959636872357ace2200\r\nUnless they win them in a duel,","author":"509f70a87f123b77eb0004fd"},{"id":"554069806368722062c23a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554068496368722062a43800#post_554068496368722062a43800\r\n[bq=\"Whatevs\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540682f636872202d743c00#post_5540682f636872202d743c00\r\n>kaiba does it in like the second episode[/bq]\r\nSeto Kaiba is the CEO of a multinational gaming conglomerate. Long story short\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/178/532/Screw_the_rules_I_have_money_by_dhruve4c.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55406994636872202df43e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Thanotos Omega\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5540697f63687221245f3200#post_5540697f63687221245f3200\r\nWell duh.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}