{"topics":[{"id":"554242b2636872072e9e1800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Painting skills.\":http://imgur.com/gallery/xO6rC","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554242c16368726753fb2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542421f6368725635520200#post_5542421f6368725635520200\r\nI'm for once actually really creeped out.\r\nNow if someone made a horror game with these guys...","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5542433b6368725b28bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554242986368726753c52b00#post_554242986368726753c52b00\r\nMaybe you can make one with your body?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554242a56368723262820400#post_554242a56368723262820400\r\n*HANDS SO BIG YOU CAN GRASP THE HEAD* ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"554243836368720629ed3c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554242986368726753c52b00#post_554242986368726753c52b00\r\nI shall create a gay ass comic just for you!\r\nIt shall be the least terrible of them all!\r\n\r\nI can't guarantee that it won't be filled with terrifying fetishes though. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@ArcticEight\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554242c16368726753fb2b00#post_554242c16368726753fb2b00\r\nIt would be legit terrifying","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554243bc6368721e53b51300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542433b6368725b28bb0200#post_5542433b6368725b28bb0200\r\nReal talk, if I could find an artist I would pull an Ashirogi Muto [spoiler]high five to anyone who gets that reference[/spoiler] and make a gay webcomic.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554243d3636872072e311a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/z5lwP4o.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554243d86368726753d72d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Double post","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554244356368723262480600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554243bc6368721e53b51300#post_554243bc6368721e53b51300\r\n!fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2014/140/d/b/muto_love_by_saintnick14-d7j3e9s.jpg!\r\nFives pls\r\n\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5542446d6368725635660400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554244356368723262480600#post_554244356368723262480600\r\nWrong.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55424473636872072e3c1b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really like wiggling my shoulders.\r\nFeels awesome.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"554244846368721e53de1400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Though he shoulda told you to fuck off\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nI love being outta context not knowing what the last message is","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"554244da6368723262fc0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55424473636872072e3c1b00#post_55424473636872072e3c1b00\r\n[bq=\"HJSDGCE\"]I really like wiggling my shoulders.\r\nFeels awesome.[/bq]\r\nHiccup? Izzat you?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5542457a636872072eaf1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I just thought of something hilarious; the 2020 olympics are going to be held in Tokyo.  Imagine J-Pop singers doing the opening and closing ceremonies.\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/695/015/533.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55424589636872072ecc1c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542446d6368725635660400#post_5542446d6368725635660400\r\n!https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ef/3a/09/ef3a09e9ae2c7b2cdc3eb28ce16fb748.jpg!\r\n^u","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"554245bf6368720629fe4000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5542457a636872072eaf1c00#post_5542457a636872072eaf1c00\r\nRemember when Miku was supposed to open the Olympics?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"554246356368720629ea4100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm pretty sure there was a thing where two group of people each walked a straight path that would cross with the other, but the people never touched each other.\r\nThey just walked past each other.\r\nAnd then they did it again walking backward.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"554248016368723262e60a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I slept like a log.","author":"505696b47f123b37e800effa"},{"id":"55424a5b63687227bd570100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"I think I found it\":https://youtu.be/4p0DsVPkyZg","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55424aa96368723262b20e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55424a5b63687227bd570100#post_55424a5b63687227bd570100\r\nIts telling me the video isn't available? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55424c7d63687227b2ec0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Y'know, now that the day is actually here my hype has actually calmed down a bit.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55424c9b6368723262c81100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55424c7d63687227b2ec0300#post_55424c7d63687227b2ec0300\r\nPffff, That tends to happen. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55424cd263687232621f1200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55424589636872072ecc1c00#post_55424589636872072ecc1c00\r\nDumb question, but is Godzilla female?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55424d09636872399cc70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@igotnopicks\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/554248016368723262e60a00#post_554248016368723262e60a00\r\n[bq=\"igotnopicks\"]I slept like a log.[/bq]\r\n\r\nThats a really umfortable position it seems !http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Binary_logarithm_plot.png!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55424d0d6368721e53232200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55424cd263687232621f1200#post_55424cd263687232621f1200\r\nNo but TECHNICALLY the 2008 (I belive) Godzilla movie had a Female Godzilla.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55424d1b6368727cdcac0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55424cd263687232621f1200#post_55424cd263687232621f1200\r\nBig G is neither male nor female.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}