{"topics":[{"id":"555006a36368722ad1660b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555005f76368724690520800#post_555005f76368724690520800\r\nIt'll take that much more than that to get me to stop watching Nostalgia critic.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"555006a563687256b2570500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550064c63687255d1e70d00#post_5550064c63687255d1e70d00\r\nGot it in another tab too, but I'm on my phone so yeah. :c","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"555006bc63687256b2720500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"One thing I've been wondering...?\r\n\r\nWhy do they even bother putting \"expiration dates\" for *salt* on their packages?\r\nSalt ain't organic, it isn't even a food. It does not go bad.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"5550070d63687256b2db0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006056368725d6fdb0300#post_555006056368725d6fdb0300\r\nShe smokes even inside the house?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550070f63687255d1380f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550064c63687255d1e70d00#post_5550064c63687255d1e70d00\r\nb niec\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"555007116368722ad1150c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006bc63687256b2720500#post_555006bc63687256b2720500\r\n\r\nbecause you might get saltaids","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5550072163687246901c0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006bc63687256b2720500#post_555006bc63687256b2720500\r\nIt's the date that the salt gnomes steal your salt.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"5550076b6368722ad1a70c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006bc63687256b2720500#post_555006bc63687256b2720500\r\nThat is a good point...","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"555007af6368722ad11c0d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006bc63687256b2720500#post_555006bc63687256b2720500\r\nEven wines, sugar and alcohol.\r\nPut an expiration date in those things is mostly optional.\r\nIs the law.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"555007b36368724690100b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5550070d63687256b2db0500#post_5550070d63687256b2db0500\r\nno, she moved out and we used to live in an apartment when she was with us so she always had to go outside to do it, you could just still smell it on her still","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5550084763687219ba520400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006a36368722ad1660b00#post_555006a36368722ad1660b00\r\nHave you heard about my movie lord and saviour brad jones?","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5550087d63687219ba860400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555007b36368724690100b00#post_555007b36368724690100b00\r\nWell that's good.\r\nLiving with a person that smokes every day is very harmful\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550087e6368725b25d30700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555006a36368722ad1660b00#post_555006a36368722ad1660b00\r\n[bq=\"trashboat\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/555005f76368724690520800#post_555005f76368724690520800\r\nIt'll take that much more than that to get me to stop watching Nostalgia critic.[/bq]\r\nDid you know that no one got paid working on the anniversary films, accept for Doug and the direct working people of CA","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5550089963687246907c0c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fix","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"555008d06368726d87e00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Lol no fix?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"555008df63687256b2b00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fix","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555009166368722ad1580f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DUUUURRRR FIX PLS\r\n\r\n:PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"555009286368722ad1760f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fixfix","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5550095263687255d1451300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fix","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550095863687219ba8d0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"fix","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550095d6368725d6f4c0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"This is now a Fix-It Felix thread","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5550096363687256b2890900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"FIX DAMMIT!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5550099963687219badf0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"...Guys this page have only 23 post.\r\nWe need 25 to move to the new one.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"555009ae6368725b25600900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Make that 24","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"555009b86368722ad16d1000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"pls fix 4 da glory of satin ","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"}]}