{"topics":[{"id":"5578f2c46368726908000162","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f28d636872596e0002c8#post_5578f28d636872596e0002c8\r\nHa!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5578f2e66368721ddd0013df","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f0dc63687259450014aa#post_5578f0dc63687259450014aa\r\nAw sweet, Boobfox.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5578f3126368725f19000290","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f2e66368721ddd0013df#post_5578f2e66368721ddd0013df\r\nmhmm","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5578f3606368721ddd0014bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578eb0c636872583f000e4e#post_5578eb0c636872583f000e4e\r\nMEATAL GEAR ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5578f3c46368722e0f000eef","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f3606368721ddd0014bf#post_5578f3606368721ddd0014bf\r\nMY MEATAL GEAR IS REALLY SOLID RIGHT NOW","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5578f43f6368721ddd00168e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f3606368721ddd0014bf#post_5578f3606368721ddd0014bf\r\n\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f3c46368722e0f000eef#post_5578f3c46368722e0f000eef\r\nMETAL GEAR?!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5578f4736368725f19000427","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f43f6368721ddd00168e#post_5578f43f6368721ddd00168e\r\nYOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW!?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5578f57463687260be0004d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i dont even get too much on Metal Gear, all i know is that theres a dude named Snake in it and theres these robot things called Metal Gears\r\n\r\n\r\n[spoiler]i just wanted to make that boner joke[/spoiler]","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5578f5846368720466000e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"First successful biolimb transplant\":http://www.nextgov.com/health/2015/06/worlds-first-biolimb-scientists-are-growing-rat-arms-petri-dishes/114709/?oref=ng-HPriver\r\n\r\nTL;DR Imagine the regenerative abilities from Namekians applied to rats for the first tests","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5578f5a66368722e0f0011d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/8ec559d1b0e772ab8ed3f1363af09319/tumblr_nprdckWj8N1qkq4tco1_1280.png!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5578f5b16368721ddd0018e5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f57463687260be0004d1#post_5578f57463687260be0004d1\r\nDon't forget the nanomachines!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5578f5d86368721ddd001922","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f5b16368721ddd0018e5#post_5578f5b16368721ddd0018e5\r\nuhh...okay wont forget those...whatever they are","author":"4ffbfff37f123b072a01bb5b"},{"id":"5578f68b6368720466000f8f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f5846368720466000e00#post_5578f5846368720466000e00\r\nWe just need a head transplant and we are complete!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f5b16368721ddd0018e5#post_5578f5b16368721ddd0018e5\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@MoogSourceVermona\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f57463687260be0004d1#post_5578f57463687260be0004d1\r\nDon't forget the nanomachines, SON![/bq]\r\nFixed","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5578f6d66368722e0f0013ab","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f68b6368720466000f8f#post_5578f68b6368720466000f8f\r\nActually nanomachines have been prevalent in Metal Gear since MGS1.\r\nMGS4's entire plot revolves around the tiny bastards.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5578f70e6368725945002012","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f68b6368720466000f8f#post_5578f68b6368720466000f8f\r\n\r\nIn order to do that we would need to create a brand new nervous system, which means a whole new fully functional human brain with no artificial intelligence that is directly involved in the brain's functions.\r\n\r\nSuddenly teleportation sounds closer.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5578f7226368725f1900073b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f6d66368722e0f0013ab#post_5578f6d66368722e0f0013ab\r\nand then they became the hd dvd to full cyborg enhancement's blu ray","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5578f79b636872596e0009b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f6d66368722e0f0013ab#post_5578f6d66368722e0f0013ab\r\nNANOMACHINES, SON!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5578f79c63687260be00072d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f70e6368725945002012#post_5578f70e6368725945002012\r\nFrom what little I remember about the subject, teleportation is also very unlikely, since teleporting an object even a short distance would require more energy than is currently contained in the entire universe.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"5578f7e463687261080002ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f79c63687260be00072d#post_5578f79c63687260be00072d\r\nNothing is impossible!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5578f7fd63687204660011be","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f79c63687260be00072d#post_5578f79c63687260be00072d\r\n\r\nThat, and the fact that teleportation is essentially disintegrating your original body, thus the one that comes up from the other side is someone different, theoretically speaking.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"5578f82c63687259450021ec","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f79c63687260be00072d#post_5578f79c63687260be00072d\r\nWell, there is the Worm-holes that are dispersed in the universe.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5578f841636872046600122a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]People are making Porn of Specs the Tiger already.[/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"5578f8e763687204660012e7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f841636872046600122a#post_5578f841636872046600122a\r\nPeople was already doing porn of Zoroark before Game Freaks reveals its true appearance.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"5578f913636872046600131e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5578f841636872046600122a#post_5578f841636872046600122a\r\nAnd We will enjoy every second of it! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5578f9646368725f190009fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://www.tfw2005.com/transformers-news/attach/1/0/7/6/6/4/11405534_651518028281037_2432419877270830110_o_1433982433.jpg!\r\nOPTIMUS MAXIMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"}]}