{"topics":[{"id":"53b2472f6368724ff95e0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b246966368724ff9280400#post_53b246966368724ff9280400\r\nYour partner having a headache I guess.\r\n\r\nWhich doesn't make sense as an excuse since orgasms are good for curing those.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b2473a6368725047df0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Ore-O\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2470c63687250844a0500#post_53b2470c63687250844a0500\r\n\r\nThat explains it\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b246fd63687252faed0400#post_53b246fd63687252faed0400\r\n\r\nThat's the ink spot isn't it?\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2472f6368724ff95e0400#post_53b2472f6368724ff95e0400\r\n\r\nThanks you wise old guy that reads bedtime stories","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53b249d16368725295020500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Schwa!\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb32d3xr2Us","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b24a0163687252a8820500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/d87fe7445c93bccb1be5bed25bc41005/tumblr_n7gkiqPrGC1slut06o1_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/53e2e9881358d232d9dc8d1306da8e42/tumblr_n7gkiqPrGC1slut06o2_400.gif!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/cd1833341c3f08f2b5ce734dd06a3c58/tumblr_n7gkiqPrGC1slut06o3_400.gif! ","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b24a496368725008340600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"popular channel you might like : the amazing atheist\"\r\n\r\nwhat did i do wrong with my life?","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b24bac636872535f800600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"This is horrifying\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQKgI7CFUsg","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b24bfa63687250d7cd0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b245fb6368725499d60300#post_53b245fb6368725499d60300\r\nBecause of its dead stare and the fact that it could kill you if it lifts its ears?\r\n","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b24dba6368722494440000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b24bfa63687250d7cd0600#post_53b24bfa63687250d7cd0600\r\nIt's stare isn't scary though\r\n\r\nAlso, All pokemon (Most anyway) are incredibly dangerous (Even if it isn't obvious in the games or anime)","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b24ead63687223f98b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/JAXA_Space_food_Ramen_%28Soy_sauce%29.jpg/800px-JAXA_Space_food_Ramen_%28Soy_sauce%29.jpg!\r\nRamen, for astronauts.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b24efc63687224b4cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b24ead63687223f98b0000#post_53b24ead63687223f98b0000\r\nI know that taste changes in space. No, seriously it does.\r\n\r\nBut even with that in mind holy fuck does that look nasty.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b24fee6368722483b10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b24efc63687224b4cb0000#post_53b24efc63687224b4cb0000\r\nIn Japan, there are vending machines that distribute ramen in metal cans\r\n!http://whatilovethemost.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/ramen.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b250006368722539630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"HOLY SHIT, I JUST NOTICED SOMETHING\r\n\r\nthe last trackin tyler´s album bastard is called inglorious\r\n\r\nand the first track is bastard.\r\n\r\ninglorious bastard.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b2509e6368722348fd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b24dba6368722494440000#post_53b24dba6368722494440000\r\nTrue, but the fact that it only likes for you to pet its ears when it doesn't like you is a little disturbing. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b250bb63687224d39e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and the same with the rest\r\ngoblin\r\nlast: golden\r\n\r\nfirst: goblin\r\nwolf\r\nlast: lone\r\n\r\nfirst: wolf.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53b25221636872239c530100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2509e6368722348fd0000#post_53b2509e6368722348fd0000\r\nOkay, That is a little creepy, But I think That's overshadowed by how adorable they are","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b252f86368722483a20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b250006368722539630000#post_53b250006368722539630000\r\nMy mind has been blown. Literally. My head just exploded. I should probably see a doctor about that.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53b256976368722518c70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b24fee6368722483b10000#post_53b24fee6368722483b10000\r\nI went to Japan once.\r\nI ate udon in a can.\r\nIt was surprisingly good.\r\n\r\n(I also bought takoyaki that made me cry with tears of happiness on how delicious it is.)","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b25891636872238f1d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b256976368722518c70200#post_53b256976368722518c70200\r\nDo they serve them cold?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b258b66368722370150300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]!http://37.media.tumblr.com/96e080a6d4b8f53189b3be1f1b6f1759/tumblr_n7yts1SPY21s9bv8lo2_500.png![/spoiler]","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53b2592d63687222cb7a0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b25891636872238f1d0300#post_53b25891636872238f1d0300\r\nIt's a bit cold but not Pepsi-vending-machine cold.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b25a5663687222d6b60300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b2592d63687222cb7a0300#post_53b2592d63687222cb7a0300\r\nOh good! I don't like cold ramen.\r\n\r\nJapanese and Chinese don't normally consume their noodles cold. That is what Koreans do during summer. Cold buckwheat noodles, Naengmyeon.\r\n!http://media.maangchi.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/bibim-naengmyeon.jpg!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b25ad863687222cbfd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b258b66368722370150300#post_53b258b66368722370150300\r\nSTAHP\r\nI CAN'T HANDLE ALL THE FEMFOX","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"53b25bdf6368722518550400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b25a5663687222d6b60300#post_53b25a5663687222d6b60300\r\nThat looks delicious.\r\n\r\nOne of the things I like about Japan would be its food. You can find it anywhere and they are all delicious!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"53b25e5d63687222cb620500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b25bdf6368722518550400#post_53b25bdf6368722518550400\r\nThey don't use many spices. But they have plentiful other flavourings. I find Japanese foods to be pretty similar to Scandinavian foods. Both utilize much seafood, serve things cold, and hot soups. Korean cuisine uses a lot of garlic, pickles, *ginseng*, Spam, and forage crops such as wild garlic, perilla leaves, mushrooms, and acorns.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"53b25e9f63687224940b0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53b258b66368722370150300#post_53b258b66368722370150300\r\nWow!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}