{"topics":[{"id":"55842baa6368722131000449","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Sprayed myself in the eye with a hose on high\r\nThat hurt\r\nFine now ","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55842c266368725358000d13","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55842baa6368722131000449#post_55842baa6368722131000449\r\nWas it just a water hose?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55842c43636872197d0007b9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hej","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55842d136368725358000e8a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55842baa6368722131000449#post_55842baa6368722131000449\r\nI've done that before, noooot a fun time.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"55842e6e636872197d000a2e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Alright, time to do Vault of Glass Hard.\r\nWish me luck.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55842f7463687234f2000112","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55842c43636872197d0007b9#post_55842c43636872197d0007b9\r\nHejsan. Hur mår du?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"558430ea63687234f2000287","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55842f7463687234f2000112#post_55842f7463687234f2000112\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55842c43636872197d0007b9#post_55842c43636872197d0007b9\r\nHejsan. Hur mår du?[/bq]\r\n\r\n\r\nIk im gruds","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5584310e63687233a20032f5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"[spoiler]*I AM THE BUILDING!*[/spoiler]","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5584331663687234f20004ad","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584310e63687233a20032f5#post_5584310e63687233a20032f5\r\n\r\n[spoiler]\"*BUILDING!!!!!!!!!!!!*\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN1Y_I80yno [/spoiler]","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558433ea63687233a2003888","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Jus is dwals","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5584347e6368724efb0000e6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558433ea63687233a2003888#post_558433ea63687233a2003888\r\nYou and DTK post some of the cringiest things in the Cringe thread.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558434b563687233a2003a16","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584347e6368724efb0000e6#post_5584347e6368724efb0000e6\r\n[bq=\"SeraphimDawn\"]\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558433ea63687233a2003888#post_558433ea63687233a2003888\r\nYou and DTK post some of the cringiest things in the Cringe thread.[/bq]\r\nOrly? Like what","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"558435776368725ab6000616","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I got the Vex Mythoclast!\r\nYEAH!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558436526368724efb0002a9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So Doc Ock just made a reference to Superior Spider-Man in the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5584377163687227ec000590","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"When and what will be the next super franchise in video games?\r\n\r\nAnd by super franchise, I meant like Final Fantasy or Mario.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5584388f6368724efb0004c8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img10.deviantart.net/d275/i/2015/170/5/f/roach_by_anclrevv-d8xwv86.jpg!","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"55843eeb63687234f2001681","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well, I'm headed out to get a haircut. I may or may not post pics.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"55843f3a6368725ab6001456","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55843eeb63687234f2001681#post_55843eeb63687234f2001681\r\nDon't post them.\r\nThe world can't handle such sexiness.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"55843f83636872053a0009ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55843f3a6368725ab6001456#post_55843f3a6368725ab6001456\r\nTHEN POST THEM I SHALL!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5584404063687221310021e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55843f83636872053a0009ae#post_55843f83636872053a0009ae\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55843f3a6368725ab6001456#post_55843f3a6368725ab6001456\r\nTHEN POST THEM I SHALL![/bq]\r\nWow, reverse psychology actually worked.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"5584462b63687201570006ee","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://i.imgur.com/lKJ4j9W.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5584468d636872053a001342","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584462b63687201570006ee#post_5584462b63687201570006ee\r\nLol","author":"5310b168636872025d070100"},{"id":"558446f56368722231000658","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Pizzamovies\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5584468d636872053a001342#post_5584468d636872053a001342\r\nI will EAT YOU!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"558447396368722af50005ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Blub blub ","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"55844a7263687206db000178","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I lost my necklace like 2 weeks ago and I'm so sad I can't find it still","author":"54ff97db636872754d922f00"}]}