{"topics":[{"id":"5585bb456368726eaa000172","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585baf66368723c4b000320#post_5585baf66368723c4b000320\r\nWhat, the episode or Doctor Who as a whole?\r\n\r\nEpisode was overall pretty meh but the show is kickass.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5585bb8563687210fa0000b0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585baef6368725c17001e3e#post_5585baef6368725c17001e3e\r\nI hear people like to call them a rip in time and space! (I don't know either, Lets ask the Science man) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5585bb876368723c4b0003f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bad36368723c4b0002ee#post_5585bad36368723c4b0002ee\r\nlightning bolt","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5585bb9b6368723c4b000412","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585b9ce6368725c17001c52#post_5585b9ce6368725c17001c52\r\nTheir gravity is so dense that only one particle of virtual particle pairs can escape and only energy can bleed out.  The way that it kills you is that rips you to shreds and then your energy is stuck there for all eternity.\r\n\r\nIf the new theory is true then death by black hole is literally the worst way to die in the universe, cause if you were to run into a ultra large black hole you wouldn't die; rather what would happen to you is that you would get sucked in and flattened and chances are you wouldn't die.  Imagine being flattened for all eternity unable to die.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; if you were in space and going to die by a black hole put a bullet to your brain instead, cause that would be even worse than death.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5585bbb16368727be3000830","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bb876368723c4b0003f0#post_5585bb876368723c4b0003f0\r\nLike a greased salami","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5585bbbf63687210fa0000f7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ParagonCommander\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bb456368726eaa000172#post_5585bb456368726eaa000172\r\nThe episode.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5585bbe06368722c7f0005d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bbb16368727be3000830#post_5585bbb16368727be3000830\r\nis ur mom a greased salami?","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5585bc2e6368722c7f00063d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bbe06368722c7f0005d1#post_5585bbe06368722c7f0005d1\r\nNo that's my aunt\r\n\r\nMy mom is more lkke a pickled potato if you catch my meaning","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5585bc8a6368725c17002108","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bc2e6368722c7f00063d#post_5585bc2e6368722c7f00063d\r\noh thats too bad\r\n\r\ni wouldnt know what to do if i had a jewish mother","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5585bca46368725c17002146","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bbbf63687210fa0000f7#post_5585bbbf63687210fa0000f7\r\nWell like I said, episode was meh. But the monsters were pretty cool.","author":"515ddf93a4c72d8a1f000d57"},{"id":"5585bca46368725c17002147","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bb8563687210fa0000b0#post_5585bb8563687210fa0000b0\r\nI think that's wormholes\r\nI've always heard they're collapsed stars\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bb9b6368723c4b000412#post_5585bb9b6368723c4b000412\r\nOh good\r\nIt's always pleasant to find out that hell is a physically probability","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5585bcae6368723c4b00059f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bb9b6368723c4b000412#post_5585bb9b6368723c4b000412\r\n[bq=\"uc9\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585b9ce6368725c17001c52#post_5585b9ce6368725c17001c52\r\nTheir gravity is so dense that only one particle of virtual particle pairs can escape and only energy can bleed out.  The way that it kills you is that rips you to shreds and then your energy is stuck there for all eternity.\r\n\r\nIf the new theory is true then death by black hole is literally the worst way to die in the universe, cause if you were to run into a ultra large black hole you wouldn't die; rather what would happen to you is that you would get sucked in and flattened and chances are you wouldn't die.  Imagine being flattened for all eternity unable to die.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; if you were in space and going to die by a black hole put a bullet to your brain instead, cause that would be even worse than death.[/bq]\r\nSpace is such shiet. \r\n\r\nBut why does it have to be so cool! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5585bcd06368727c630009b1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Some other sciency news:\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/snqr1ifu40ogxi0zbyp-va.png!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/72nszpmsceghf9mudo6jtq.png!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/xfdbhxmgsek9oqhoibdpmq.png!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/bwcloebj-0itxxsacyrppg.png!\r\n!http://content.gallup.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/lihtmxr6suqgehjlfu1jfw.png!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5585bcd86368726eaa000390","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bca46368725c17002147#post_5585bca46368725c17002147\r\nOh yeah I think your right that was wormholes! (I'm bad at science) ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"5585bd636368720af40002d7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bcd06368727c630009b1#post_5585bcd06368727c630009b1\r\nmen are turning into cucks and women care less about families\r\n\r\nthat aint american, no siree","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5585bdbb6368726eaa0004b6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bcd06368727c630009b1#post_5585bcd06368727c630009b1\r\n>polygamy is less morally acceptable than divorce\r\nI don't understand people","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5585be356368727be3000d03","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bca46368725c17002147#post_5585bca46368725c17002147\r\nIF the new theory is true then hell *LITERALLY* exists cause if you were to touch a black hole what would essentially happen to you is that you wouldn't die, you would just forever be trapped in a realm that you literally can not understand, can't speak, can't see, can't move in, essentially just trapped inside your mind for all of eternity AND CONCIOUS.\r\n\r\nIf the earth was to be swallowed up by a black hole the smart thing to do would be to just kill yourself cause jesus christ that would be terrifying.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nCall me crazy, but personally I think the reason why we haven't found aliens yet is that space is so hostile that we're incredibly lucky to not have been destroyed yet.  Considering that there's been five mass extinctions in our history we're just fucking lucky to not have been wiped out.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5585be9f6368727c63000d0f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://41.media.tumblr.com/8821fdccba1451a389dfeab9abd699b3/tumblr_nq8kcbOqNw1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5585bf9b6368726e7b0001d1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585be9f6368727c63000d0f#post_5585be9f6368727c63000d0f\r\nWhy gravy and not vodka?","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5585bfc86368720af40005fb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bf9b6368726e7b0001d1#post_5585bf9b6368726e7b0001d1\r\n[bq=\"PaskaNaakka\"]\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585be9f6368727c63000d0f#post_5585be9f6368727c63000d0f\r\nWhy gravy and not vodka?[/bq]\r\nI call that Fridays.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5585c067636872194b000132","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bf9b6368726e7b0001d1#post_5585bf9b6368726e7b0001d1\r\nwell, guy fieri is pretty much the spirit of america condensed into one man\r\n\r\nmurica loves that gravy","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"5585c124636872194b0001fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585be356368727be3000d03#post_5585be356368727be3000d03\r\nThat's nice\r\n\r\n^~that's not nice at all\r\nWhy does science have to be goddamn terrifying~^","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"5585c3d96368723c4b00111f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5585bdbb6368726eaa0004b6#post_5585bdbb6368726eaa0004b6\r\nYou know what is actually a good thing about how the usa's sex statistics are changing?\r\n\r\nWhat is currently happening sex wise in the usa is the teenage pregnancy is going down and as a result so are abortions cause people are waiting until their 30's now to have children cause people are starting to realize \"I'm not financially ready for children yet!\"  If teenage pregnancy starts going down to a significant margin and as a result people start only having children when they want and as a result that drags the abortion rate significantly down while birth rates are going up then all those political shitstorms about sex will be gone.\r\n\r\nTl:dr; if teenage pregnancy is down and abortions are down cause people are waiting to have children then those political shitstorms are going bye bye.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat is probably going to change society drastically in a couple years is that long term birth control pills are being worked on now.  If a woman only needs to take one birth control pill every say six months to a year then as a result abortion rates and unplanned pregnancy will fall through the fucking floor.  Imagine women being able to take one pill that costs the same and as a result they don't have to worry about getting pregnant for a year.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"5585c4aa636872194b00064b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"GTA V: Spirit Animals\":https://youtu.be/wmNUV87B7Mg\r\nHilarity at it finest.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"5585c653636872194b000818","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"yknow i've never heard of that one music video that cattle decapitation did in regards to sjws\r\n\r\nyou'd think a song about people being forced into gender reassignment would be their theme song","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"}]}