{"topics":[{"id":"55973d1f6368726d920006e8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973c686368726d9f000568#post_55973c686368726d9f000568\r\n\r\n\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973cc66368726d9f0005e5#post_55973cc66368726d9f0005e5\r\n\r\nCoincidence? I THINK NOT!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55973d7f6368726d600008eb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973d1f6368726d920006e8#post_55973d1f6368726d920006e8\r\nAnd they're both cats.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55973df36368726d6b00093c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973d7f6368726d600008eb#post_55973d7f6368726d600008eb\r\ncats with high destructive tendencies","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55973e2663687225a800000a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973df36368726d6b00093c#post_55973df36368726d6b00093c\r\n\r\nSo normal cats... HOLY HSIT, it makes so much sense!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55973e6663687225b400005b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I don't think I've ever broken any bones at all...","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55973f4863687225b40001a4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I think the sign of any good theme song, is that it works as a theme song, but also a song you can just listen to seperatly","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"55973f4d6368722594000224","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973e6663687225b400005b#post_55973e6663687225b400005b\r\n[bq=\"Carcass Strife\"]I don't think I've ever broken any bones at all...[/bq]\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/c78b673919ec94222d7b9a5af8de006c/tumblr_n7109tcLW11t7pznro1_500.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55973f5d63687225b40001c4","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973e6663687225b400005b#post_55973e6663687225b400005b\r\nI broke my leg when I was 3.\r\n","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55973f6763687228ab0000d6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973e2663687225a800000a#post_55973e2663687225a800000a\r\nNo wonder cats like to scratch stuff and poop in places other than the litter box.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55973f7363687225e7000192","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"People with higher levels of intelligence tend to have bad mood trends.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55973fab63687225b400022f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973e2663687225a800000a#post_55973e2663687225a800000a\r\n[bq=\"QuasarNova\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973df36368726d6b00093c#post_55973df36368726d6b00093c\r\n\r\nSo normal cats... HOLY HSIT, it makes so much sense![/bq]\r\n........Oh\r\n\r\nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55973fc963687225f90001c6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973f4863687225b40001a4#post_55973f4863687225b40001a4\r\nLike the theme song of What's New, Scooby-Doo?. Or Sono Chi No Sadame. Or A Stranger I Remain from the Metal Gear Rising OST.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55973fca63687225a80002a7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973f4d6368722594000224#post_55973f4d6368722594000224\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973f5d63687225b40001c4#post_55973f5d63687225b40001c4\r\nGoddamnit, I feel left out :c\r\n\r\nOh wait, I just remembered that a TV fell on my legs once.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"55973ff5636872259400036c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973f7363687225e7000192#post_55973f7363687225e7000192\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]People with higher levels of intelligence tend to have bad mood trends.[/bq]\r\nis that why everyone is so happy here","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"5597401e63687228ab00014e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DERPI HAS GONE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE BITCHES!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5597402f63687225cf0002fe","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973fca63687225a80002a7#post_55973fca63687225a80002a7\r\nBut yeah\r\nI've never broken anything I can remember \r\n\r\nJust organs ","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5597404063687225e7000287","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Kaz\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55973ff5636872259400036c#post_55973ff5636872259400036c\r\n\r\n~^yes^~","author":"52d97c9a6368726239350000"},{"id":"5597405f63687225a80003bf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597401e63687228ab00014e#post_5597401e63687228ab00014e\r\nMURICA\r\n!https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/7/5/668019.gif!","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5597406e63687228ab0001a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597401e63687228ab00014e#post_5597401e63687228ab00014e\r\nI don't see it.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"559740876368722594000478","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597401e63687228ab00014e#post_5597401e63687228ab00014e\r\nDon't worry, the glitch is gone. ..... Or is it? *dun dun dun* Actually, yeah, it's gone.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"5597409463687225a8000410","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597401e63687228ab00014e#post_5597401e63687228ab00014e\r\n\r\nWe're getting 8 kilotons of democracy?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"559740c363687225940004f3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559740876368722594000478#post_559740876368722594000478\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5597409463687225a8000410#post_5597409463687225a8000410\r\n*AMERICA!*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"559740cc63687225e700033e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I'm just sitting here, listening to sono chi no kioku on repeat","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5597411363687225e70003a6","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://qmix.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Bald_Eagle_Profile_Portrait_2.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"5597412563687225e70003c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/559740cc63687225e700033e#post_559740cc63687225e700033e\r\n*ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!*","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"}]}