{"topics":[{"id":"55ab57046368722c8c001e49","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab56216368723ebe00282d#post_55ab56216368723ebe00282d\r\na tasty one at that\r\n\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab567c6368724f9100001c#post_55ab567c6368724f9100001c\r\noh that shouldnt be too hard, most americans cant differentiate between a good job and a shit one\r\n\r\nalso you forgot swimming","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab571d6368722c8c001e71","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab56d9636872540900005e#post_55ab56d9636872540900005e\r\nSo you're Cuban.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab5720636872608a001194","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab563e6368723310001807#post_55ab563e6368723310001807\r\n>You take 10 seconds to draw the fucking eyes","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab574d6368722c8c001ecc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab571d6368722c8c001e71#post_55ab571d6368722c8c001e71\r\nNo I am a hedgehog from outer space","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab57d4636872608a001280","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab574d6368722c8c001ecc#post_55ab574d6368722c8c001ecc\r\n\r\nYucatecos ain't alien... Not on the strict sense of the word ","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab57ee6368725452000133","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab57d4636872608a001280#post_55ab57d4636872608a001280\r\nshut up and have some pikamen\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m01992G8eu1qdwvuxo1_500.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab58026368723310001a9d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab57046368722c8c001e49#post_55ab57046368722c8c001e49\r\nCallin me a spider\r\n!http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1379/72/1379721091036.png!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"55ab58476368723310001b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Y'know what's sad about Gigan? He has a really cool design, but most of the films he's in are shit.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab584f636872545200018a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab57ee6368725452000133#post_55ab57ee6368725452000133\r\n\r\n!http://i.ytimg.com/vi/J9ljcLRbNt0/maxresdefault.jpg!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab586163687214740026e1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://40.media.tumblr.com/24b2be308a955c72e90e7bb888aaf725/tumblr_nrg1e0iI2j1qjzwqeo1_540.jpg!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/75498db173fa1948f828f9023db91737/tumblr_nrg1e0iI2j1qjzwqeo2_540.jpg!\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/217c576378346014d86b67dc7fe4f699/tumblr_nrg1e0iI2j1qjzwqeo3_540.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab5879636872147400271d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab57ee6368725452000133#post_55ab57ee6368725452000133\r\nWanna send JonTron that picture?","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab58a26368721474002753","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab586163687214740026e1#post_55ab586163687214740026e1\r\nThat'd be too funny. Just don't show it to Squiggy.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab58a36368721474002756","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab586163687214740026e1#post_55ab586163687214740026e1\r\nThey did what Jojo couldn't\r\n\r\n...that's rather sad.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab58b06368723310001ba2","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab58026368723310001a9d#post_55ab58026368723310001a9d\r\n[bq=\"SidewardManatee\"]\"@hype\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab57046368722c8c001e49#post_55ab57046368722c8c001e49\r\nCallin me a spider\r\n!http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1379/72/1379721091036.png![/bq]\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/965/509/b68.gif!\r\nMonster girl time?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55ab5901636872608a001428","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab58b06368723310001ba2#post_55ab58b06368723310001ba2\r\nYay!\r\n\r\n!http://t08.deviantart.net/ezPpFRIM0_YL6gbI7qJvztjaW5E=/300x200/filters:fixed_height%28100,100%29:origin%28%29/pre08/fcfe/th/pre/i/2013/217/8/9/fan_art___xenomorph_queen_gijinka_by_archrizal-d6ggyq2.jpg!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"55ab59106368721474002818","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab58a36368721474002756#post_55ab58a36368721474002756\r\nThat must’ve been WRRRYYYYYYly humiliating","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab59406368721fd5001009","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab59106368721474002818#post_55ab59106368721474002818\r\n\r\nBad puns again?\r\n\r\nLet me get my stuff!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab59926368721fd500105d","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab59406368721fd5001009#post_55ab59406368721fd5001009\r\nNO\r\n*shoots you*","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"55ab59b0636872608a00151b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"MY LEG","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab59c36368721474002935","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab58026368723310001a9d#post_55ab58026368723310001a9d\r\nthose tits are gunna be dragging along the ground if you dont support them","author":"50a843d47f123b2e7c001359"},{"id":"55ab59fa6368721fd50010bb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5901636872608a001428#post_55ab5901636872608a001428\r\n[bq=\"Princess♠Molestia\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab58b06368723310001ba2#post_55ab58b06368723310001ba2\r\nYay!\r\n\r\n!http://t08.deviantart.net/ezPpFRIM0_YL6gbI7qJvztjaW5E=/300x200/filters:fixed_height%28100,100%29:origin%28%29/pre08/fcfe/th/pre/i/2013/217/8/9/fan_art___xenomorph_queen_gijinka_by_archrizal-d6ggyq2.jpg![/bq]\r\nOh speaking of which this is a *MASSIVE* fucking spoiler, but relevant:\r\n[spoiler]\r\nApparently in the next Aliens movie Ripley is going to be a villain because the xenomorphs will start assimilating humans.  Apparently their new thing isn't chest bursters, but rather sticking a parasite onto the humans that acts as part of their body.\r\n!http://images-cdn.moviepilot.com/image/upload/c_fill,h_675,w_1012/t_mp_quality/must-see-alien-sequel-concept-art-from-district-9-s-neill-blomkamp-plus-the-science-of-the-xenomorph-b49c5aff-e394-4dff-a505-1a954e0de379-jpeg-212487.jpg!\r\n[/spoiler]\r\nThere's going to be *SO* much porn.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"55ab5a4e6368723310001de1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab59fa6368721fd50010bb#post_55ab59fa6368721fd50010bb\r\nThis feel SO familiar to ANOTHER certain franchise that recently had a new film. I wonder...","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab5a7c6368721474002a7c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Virgil Stormblade\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5a4e6368723310001de1#post_55ab5a4e6368723310001de1\r\n\r\nAlien and Terminator crossover confirmed?","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"55ab5ab66368721474002adb","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab5a7c6368721474002a7c#post_55ab5a7c6368721474002a7c\r\nYeah, Skynet would win hands down.","author":"554d477e63687270dee30600"},{"id":"55ab5ac16368724f9100044c","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/55ab59fa6368721fd50010bb#post_55ab59fa6368721fd50010bb\r\nWell that's a radical shift.\r\n\r\n...LETS GIVE IT A SHOT! It could make them even more horrifying!\r\n\r\nBRING ON THE PORN!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"}]}