{"topics":[{"id":"53d1d43a6368727af8f00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Dammit! That's it! I'm banning my self from Derpibooru for the rest of the night. I'm on the home stretch of Kiva and I aim to finish it tonight but I keep getting distracted. ","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53d1d43e6368727c36cb0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d2fc6368727cd0770000#post_53d1d2fc6368727cd0770000\r\n\r\nHa. We will grind your bones and use them to make our products to increase sexual longivity.\r\n\r\n!http://38.media.tumblr.com/1e04c7dd52ec581014a6f5b43513cb25/tumblr_mjx9s2foJH1s2u4wdo1_500.jpg!\r\n\r\nSon of a bitch...","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d1d4b96368727b07c00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d43e6368727c36cb0000#post_53d1d43e6368727c36cb0000\r\nThe new avatar sucks","author":"4fe16df67f123b13e400003f"},{"id":"53d1d5616368727b86bf0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Whatevs\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d4b96368727b07c00000#post_53d1d4b96368727b07c00000\r\n\r\nQuiet earth sloth. Go back to your trees.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d1d71a6368727af8cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"is it \"bring your worst avatar day\" today? cause it seems thats all i see...","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1d7836368727c7ce50100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d71a6368727af8cf0100#post_53d1d71a6368727af8cf0100\r\nYes. Did you not get the memo!? ","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d1d7fa6368727c18a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d71a6368727af8cf0100#post_53d1d71a6368727af8cf0100\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/EgLKMFd.gif!\r\n!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/352/969/9af.gif!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d1d84b6368727af8030200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d7836368727c7ce50100#post_53d1d7836368727c7ce50100\r\n\r\nnope but i adapt to the situation.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1d8b06368727d26dc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"its sad to think about 3000 of the post i have made were just purely shitpost,","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1d8fa636872497d000000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d8b06368727d26dc0100#post_53d1d8b06368727d26dc0100\r\n\r\nIt has been good shtipost though","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d1d9826368724ada1b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i think, after the night strikes upon us, it is greau to have a relaxed talk about things, first off i would like to say how much i hate people who use crocs in public, they disgust me and those who sorround them too, and never wish to have any links with those peope.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1d9ed63687248ee330000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d9826368724ada1b0000#post_53d1d9826368724ada1b0000\r\n\r\nThey can use crocodiles in public? Your town is hardcore.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d1da2e6368724a154b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d9ed63687248ee330000#post_53d1d9ed63687248ee330000\r\n\r\nwhy is everyone in this goddamn forum a smartass?\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1daaf6368724b3e3b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1da2e6368724a154b0000#post_53d1da2e6368724a154b0000\r\n\r\nBecause we like you","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d1dabc6368724a367a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1da2e6368724a154b0000#post_53d1da2e6368724a154b0000\r\nBecause we were never hugged as children.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d1db4e6368724a15a10000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1d9826368724ada1b0000#post_53d1d9826368724ada1b0000\r\nThat sounds like fighting words:\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/799/812/d91.gif!\r\nBoop!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53d1db78636872496e810000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1da2e6368724a154b0000#post_53d1da2e6368724a154b0000\r\n\r\nBecause It's the only thing that gives me  the littlest joy before I go back to the beatings in the stone moving pits below the house. Back with the rats and the cold things.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d1dbd06368724808b50000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"second i would like to adress the fact that i put too much candles in my gasmask shrine so we had a fire incident in which it burned itself and other shrines so now i have to travel all the way to gas house to take another one of his hairs.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1dc1a6368724940d60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and third of all i would like to say that i really dont understand what was going trough this niggas mind when they said \"hey lets name our song niggas in paris, cause we are niggas, and we are in paris\" the pond doesnt get any more shallow from there","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1dc3e636872496eb20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1db78636872496e810000#post_53d1db78636872496e810000\r\nThat reminds me, isn't it time for you to get back in the pit? Don't make me get the hose again!\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1dbd06368724808b50000#post_53d1dbd06368724808b50000\r\nWait, how are you getting past the booby traps and feral dogs?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53d1dc5a6368724835e90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1dc3e636872496eb20000#post_53d1dc3e636872496eb20000\r\n\r\ni didint...\r\n\r\ni was in the hospital for a week.\r\n\r\nbut nothing will stop my quest to get the guiness record in unhealthy worship.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1dc6f6368724940ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1dc3e636872496eb20000#post_53d1dc3e636872496eb20000\r\n\r\nI'm sorry, slave master!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"53d1dcab6368724808ff0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"and fourth of all, i would like to adress the fact that using profile pictures like this 99% of the people wont take anything from what i say seriously, its certainly magical.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53d1dcef636872488ecc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1dcab6368724808ff0000#post_53d1dcab6368724808ff0000\r\n\r\nIt's just that we know you're not black and imaging you trying to talk like that is hilarious","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"53d1dd3d6368724a96da0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53d1dcef636872488ecc0000#post_53d1dcef636872488ecc0000\r\n\r\nhalf black people got n word privilege so shut up.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}