{"topics":[{"id":"558ccf9c6368721ebc00148e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cceca6368721ebc0012bd#post_558cceca6368721ebc0012bd\r\nI wonder how far they'll go next\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf646368721f1f0011aa#post_558ccf646368721f1f0011aa\r\nAnd I'm lucky to have you~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558ccfb86368722b8e0008c1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf646368721f1f0011aa#post_558ccf646368721f1f0011aa\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf9c6368721ebc00148e#post_558ccf9c6368721ebc00148e\r\n\r\nGay\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf8b6368721ebc001463#post_558ccf8b6368721ebc001463\r\n\r\nNope","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558ccff36368721f310011ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf9c6368721ebc00148e#post_558ccf9c6368721ebc00148e\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cceca6368721ebc0012bd#post_558cceca6368721ebc0012bd\r\nI wonder how far they'll go next[/bq]\r\nConsidering they have incest in the game I don't think there is much more they can go other than making a actual hentai game.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558cd02a6368721f31001241","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf026368721f1f0010b1#post_558ccf026368721f1f0010b1\r\nNigga take yo \"Meh\" somewhere else. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558cd02a636872098d000bed","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccff36368721f310011ce#post_558ccff36368721f310011ce\r\nWell, it doesn't have to be sexual\r\n\r\nWhat if Nintendo gets an exclusive horror game with extreme gore","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558cd033636872369f0001e0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccff36368721f310011ce#post_558ccff36368721f310011ce\r\n\r\nThey can pull a \"My girlfriend is an alpaca\" and let you bang animal shapeshifters.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558cd035636872369f0001e9","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccfb86368722b8e0008c1#post_558ccfb86368722b8e0008c1\r\nS?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558cd0536368721e54001796","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd033636872369f0001e0#post_558cd033636872369f0001e0\r\nThey do\r\nThey have werewolves in Fire Emblem Fates","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"558cd0686368721f1f0013d5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0536368721e54001796#post_558cd0536368721e54001796\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd033636872369f0001e0#post_558cd033636872369f0001e0\r\nThey do\r\nThey have werewolves in Fire Emblem Fates[/bq]\r\nThat you can fuck!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558cd0836368721f310012fd","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccff36368721f310011ce#post_558ccff36368721f310011ce\r\nSomeone say incest?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558cd08c6368720953000d0e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And speaking of slasher films, let's talk Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The movie is bullshit. It takes place in TEXAS. There are more guns than there are people in Texas. I don't care how stupid and stoned those teenagers are. In Texas at least one of them is going to be packing heat,","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558cd09f63687252f30000ce","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558ccf3e6368720953000aa3#post_558ccf3e6368720953000aa3\r\n!http://1.mshcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Nuns-11.jpg!","author":"51a2815b7f123be59500049b"},{"id":"558cd0a76368721f1f001458","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd035636872369f0001e9#post_558cd035636872369f0001e9\r\n\r\nJust G\r\n\r\n^Hehe G^\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0536368721e54001796#post_558cd0536368721e54001796\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0686368721f1f0013d5#post_558cd0686368721f1f0013d5\r\n\r\nAlright, scratching that one from the board... The only thing left would be zombies, real animals, and satanic sex.\r\n\r\nCan you spell DLC?\r\n\r\n\"@SidewardManatee\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd09f63687252f30000ce#post_558cd09f63687252f30000ce\r\n\r\nI don't trust that image","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558cd0e6636872369f000337","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0686368721f1f0013d5#post_558cd0686368721f1f0013d5\r\nThere are only few things I know of that can take down a werewolf.\r\n\r\nSilver.\r\n\r\nDecapitation.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]AND DEEZNUTS![/spoiler]","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558cd1aa6368721f1f00169e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0e6636872369f000337#post_558cd0e6636872369f000337\r\n[bq=\"Number1pegasus\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0686368721f1f0013d5#post_558cd0686368721f1f0013d5\r\nThere are only few things I know of that can take down a werewolf.\r\n\r\nSilver.\r\n\r\nDecapitation.\r\n\r\n[spoiler]AND DEEZNUTS![/spoiler][/bq]\r\nConsidering that the werewolf in fire emblem if has a daughter with a red hood apparently starting a family with them also.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558cd1dd6368721f1f001712","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd0e6636872369f000337#post_558cd0e6636872369f000337\r\n==*Pushes you into way of moving car*==","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"558cd1e06368725cc80002d8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd08c6368720953000d0e#post_558cd08c6368720953000d0e\r\nWell to start with they were penniless hippies, and on top of that only two of them were actually from Texas.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"558cd20a636872098d000fd3","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd1dd6368721f1f001712#post_558cd1dd6368721f1f001712\r\n* Car breaks but I am fine * ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558cd2316368721f1f0017cf","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd1aa6368721f1f00169e#post_558cd1aa6368721f1f00169e\r\nSo you'll have a furry brother-in-law? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558cd28b636872649100037b","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd1dd6368721f1f001712#post_558cd1dd6368721f1f001712\r\n\r\nIt didn't had a Confederate flag that's why it didn't worked\r\n\r\n^Booooooooooooooooooooo^\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd1aa6368721f1f00169e#post_558cd1aa6368721f1f00169e\r\n\r\nHow much you bet they got kinky and played the lumberjack game","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558cd2ae63687252f30004ae","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd1e06368725cc80002d8#post_558cd1e06368725cc80002d8\r\nThey are still in TEXAS.  Gun capital of the good ol' USA.\r\n\r\nAll it would take is herding the cannibalistic bastards to a crowded area and everyone and their grandmother would light the bastards up like a goddamn Christmas tree!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"558cd2d463687266630003ba","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd28b636872649100037b#post_558cd28b636872649100037b\r\nThat's actually a really common ship Red Riding Hood X The Wolf.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"558cd327636872666300045e","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd2d463687266630003ba#post_558cd2d463687266630003ba\r\n\r\nGiggity","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"558cd3416368721f1f001a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd2d463687266630003ba#post_558cd2d463687266630003ba\r\n\"My Grandma, what a big SLOCK you have.\"","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"558cd3616368721f310018f1","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/558cd2ae63687252f30004ae#post_558cd2ae63687252f30004ae\r\nYou know that not everyone in Texas is a card carrying NRA member right? Hell, not everyone in Texas is conservative, christian or racist either, just like how not everyone in California is a kale munching liberal with a tan.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"}]}