{"topics":[{"id":"545049d56368722427190200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545049536368723615bd0000#post_545049536368723615bd0000\r\nyour fault","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504a556368727fa5bd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545049536368723615bd0000#post_545049536368723615bd0000\r\nI could recommend some good Vocaloid songs.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504a9263687268969e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/545049d56368722427190200#post_545049d56368722427190200\r\n\r\nMY ANACONDA DONT\r\nMY ANACONDA DONT\r\nMY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUNS","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54504ae363687235def40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504a556368727fa5bd0000#post_54504a556368727fa5bd0000\r\nBoy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit\r\nBig dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54504b0b6368722a70bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081206080918/earthbound/images/6/6e/Whatever.PNG!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"54504b1d6368720c09bb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504ae363687235def40000#post_54504ae363687235def40000\r\ni don't really care","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504b686368725118e60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504b1d6368720c09bb0100#post_54504b1d6368720c09bb0100\r\nI always thought Nikki Minaj looked like a barbie doll and a mrs. potato head did the fusion dance from DBZ.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504b836368720fe6450000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504b686368725118e60000#post_54504b686368725118e60000\r\nwow\r\nthat's a weird image","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504b9c63687264dc620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504b1d6368720c09bb0100#post_54504b1d6368720c09bb0100\r\n\r\nIM ON SOME DUMB SHIT, BY THE WAY, WHAT HE SAY?\r\nHE CAN TELL I AINT MISSING NO MEALS\r\nCOME TROUGH AND FUCK HIM IN MY AUTOMOBILE","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54504ba16368727a45540000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504a9263687268969e0000#post_54504a9263687268969e0000\r\nOh God I can hear it in my head. You're a devil! _A devil!_","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"54504c1763687246d4540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504ba16368727a45540000#post_54504ba16368727a45540000\r\nSays the guy with Sauron as his icon.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504c1f6368720fe6500000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"you know who's buns i want","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504c3c6368720840d40000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504c1f6368720fe6500000#post_54504c1f6368720fe6500000\r\n^ /// ^","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504c3e6368724cdbcb0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504ba16368727a45540000#post_54504ba16368727a45540000\r\n\r\nLET HIM EAT IT WITH HIS GRILLS AND HE TELLING ME TO CHILL\r\nAND HE TELLING ME ITS REAL, THAT HE LOVE MY SEX APPEAL\r\nSAY HE DONT LIKE THEM BONY, HE WANT SOMETHING HE CAN GRAB ON\r\nSO I PULLED UP THE JAG AND HIT HIM WITH THE JAB ON LIKE\r\nDun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54504c7263687224b94c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504c3c6368720840d40000#post_54504c3c6368720840d40000\r\n[spoiler]and i know you want my sweet ass[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504cbb63687272cda60100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"DICK BIGGER THAN THE TOWER I AINT TALKING ABOUT EIFFEL.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54504cd363687277b85a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504c7263687224b94c0000#post_54504c7263687224b94c0000\r\nOoohhh yeeeaaahhhhhh~","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504cf26368722b926f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!images.wikia.com/vocaloid/es/images/5/59/Matryoshka.jpg!:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JGaQ3g8WU4","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504d096368722b8aef0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504cbb63687272cda60100#post_54504cbb63687272cda60100\r\nis there a point you are trying to make?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504d2b636872613e390000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504d096368722b8aef0000#post_54504d096368722b8aef0000\r\n\r\nReal country-ass nigga let me play with his rifle\r\nPussy put his ass to sleep now he calling me NyQuil\r\nNow that bang, bang, bang\r\nI let him hit it cause he slang cocaine","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"54504d4b6368720f742d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504cd363687277b85a0100#post_54504cd363687277b85a0100\r\nit's getting colder now where i live\r\ni wish i lived with you, so i could come home and get warm in your arms","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504d6c63687205def30100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504d096368722b8aef0000#post_54504d096368722b8aef0000\r\nI think we've lost him.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504d96636872492e200100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504d4b6368720f742d0100#post_54504d4b6368720f742d0100\r\nIt's actually getting pretty chilly here.\r\nThank you thermal under shirts.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54504dc8636872172b080200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54504d96636872492e200100#post_54504d96636872492e200100\r\nwe ought to be together\r\nsharing body heat\r\n[spoiler]and sexual fluids[/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54504e1b636872447ec00000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"LITTLE IN THE MIDDLE BUT SHE GOT MUCH BACK","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"}]}