{"topics":[{"id":"53a662b36368720518ed0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a662536368720408ec0000#post_53a662536368720408ec0000\r\nGimme a tentacle!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6631863687202b1420100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a662b36368720518ed0000#post_53a662b36368720518ed0000\r\nOk, just let me apply the anesthetic *hits Squiggy with a frying pan* and we'll prep you for surgery. Nurse! Bring me my Jameson, staple gun and two, no three tubes of krazy glue! Also we're gonna need a lot of that glowing green goo!","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6638563687203f2150100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6631863687202b1420100#post_53a6631863687202b1420100\r\nWe're out of krazy glue though; you used it all to make sharkbear.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6638d636872039b470100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6631863687202b1420100#post_53a6631863687202b1420100\r\n\r\n\r\n\"oh no doctor, we accidentaly attached the tentacles to his head\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a663db636872052e7d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*remains unconcsious*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a6642b636872039b9c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*Is back to brawling with Godzilla*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6647463687202a4940100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a663db636872052e7d0100#post_53a663db636872052e7d0100\r\nI know what to do!\r\n(calls Rin Kaenbyou)","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6647c63687204e2df0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RANDY HUNGRY AGAIN!\r\n*Eats all of GMA's spare arms*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a6647c63687202ffa20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a663db636872052e7d0100#post_53a663db636872052e7d0100\r\n\r\n\r\n\"doctor, he is losing too much blood, and we ran out of krazy glue\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a664f663687203c59c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"(Great. I'm unconscious and about to die.)","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"53a66533636872048bd90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a664f663687203c59c0200#post_53a664f663687203c59c0200\r\n*Suddenly, Takeshi Hongo enters the room*\r\n\r\nHongo: We can rebuild him, We have the technology","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a6656263687202a4010200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Randomosaur\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6647c63687204e2df0100#post_53a6647c63687204e2df0100\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6647c63687202ffa20100#post_53a6647c63687202ffa20100\r\nCrap, time to improvise. *grabs cleaver off the wall* Just stuff something into the wound till I get back, and remember, no questions.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a665e26368720408900200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a664f663687203c59c0200#post_53a664f663687203c59c0200\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"](Great. I'm unconscious and about to die.)[/bq]\r\nDon't worry I got this!\r\n*Carts him off into a empty room with nobody else but Rin Kaenbyou*\r\n\"Well that takes care of that.  Now to take care of the witnesses.\"","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a66631636872048b4d0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"*The Ultra Garrison arrive to assist me*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a666416368720389090300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a6656263687202a4010200#post_53a6656263687202a4010200\r\n\r\n\r\n\"yes doctor\"\r\n\r\n\"quick, what do we have in here\"\r\n\r\n\"uuuhugh, krazy glue bottles, dangerous medical instruments, biologically toxic garbage and gak\"\r\n\r\n\"quick use the gak to cover the wounds and the garbage to soak the blood and try to cut those tentacles off\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a666ca636872056d620200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a666416368720389090300#post_53a666416368720389090300\r\n*arrives just completely drenched in blood* Ok, I'm back, lets get to it- OH GODFUCKINGDAMMIT. Arms! I was supposed to get arms.\r\n\r\nOk... ok we'll have to make due, staple gun?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a66710636872052e3d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So... I guess I am the only one here that not totally enjoyed How To Train Your Dragon 2 :/","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"53a667236368720408f60200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a666ca636872056d620200#post_53a666ca636872056d620200\r\n\r\n\"THEY GOT STUCK IN HIS INSIDES\"\r\n\r\n\"josh did it\"\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a66741636872033d030300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a666ca636872056d620200#post_53a666ca636872056d620200\r\nDon't worry I already took care of Squiggy and he's already gone and taken care off.\r\n\r\nOn a side note does this smell like chloroform?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a66779636872039bf70200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66741636872033d030300#post_53a66741636872033d030300\r\n\r\n\r\n\"he is desilusional, guards take him to the mental asylum, we shall play with his brain later\"","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"53a667c463687202b1390300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"RANDY FIX IT! \r\n\r\n*Gets a stick and plunges it into Squiggy's stump*","author":"50b70eeb7f123b1a02000097"},{"id":"53a6680863687203f2050300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66779636872039bf70200#post_53a66779636872039bf70200\r\n[bq=\"twistedmetalero\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66741636872033d030300#post_53a66741636872033d030300\r\n\r\n\r\n\"he is desilusional, guards take him to the mental asylum, we shall play with his brain later\"[/bq]\r\n\"Shit there goes my plan!  Improvisation time!\"\r\n*shovel to back of twisted's head","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"53a6681c63687203c5f30300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66779636872039bf70200#post_53a66779636872039bf70200\r\n*He is proving to be too much for both Ultraseven and the Ultra garrison*\r\n\r\n*The Scientific Special Search Party and Ultraman arrive to assist*","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"53a66838636872052e970300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/53a66741636872033d030300#post_53a66741636872033d030300\r\nHuh, you know it does.\r\n\r\n*beat*\r\n\r\n\r\nI've actually built up an immunity from all my time working with those black ops groups. You'd think we could at least go to the fucking cafeteria without needing to be knocked out but noooooo.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"53a6684c63687202a4f80200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Soooo... what is happening now?","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"}]}