{"topics":[{"id":"541a67696368723d88910100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i still stand neutral on the pet matter.\r\n\r\ncause being a pet requires me to do something.\r\n\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a677f6368726e40510100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6624636872206d7c0100#post_541a6624636872206d7c0100\r\n\r\nI can give you an autistic cat girl.\r\n\r\n!http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2014/004/8/8/nepeta_leijon_by_ask_khoall_teh_ninja-d70utzu.png!\r\n\r\nThat close enough?","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541a67c76368726dd08b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a677f6368726e40510100#post_541a677f6368726e40510100\r\nY'know I tried reading Homestuck once.\r\n*Once.*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a683a6368727d6c5a0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a67c76368726dd08b0100#post_541a67c76368726dd08b0100\r\nI'm actually reading it again.","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"541a683d6368724cc75c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"i once tried to read homestuck.\r\n\r\nthe start was boring as fuck, and tried going to the middle and is all just a complete fucking mess.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a68606368720811580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a683a6368727d6c5a0100#post_541a683a6368727d6c5a0100\r\nThat series is as long as One Piece.......","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a68896368726810280100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a67c76368726dd08b0100#post_541a67c76368726dd08b0100\r\ni've read through it once\r\nwaiting for the ending\r\nlet me tell you something\r\nyou need to have patience\r\nfor 5000+ pages of walls of text\r\nlots of which may be filler\r\nit's impossible to tell","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a68ae6368727100ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a67c76368726dd08b0100#post_541a67c76368726dd08b0100\r\n\r\nI read it multiple times. If you count the lets read videos as read anyway.\r\n\r\nMy Aspbergers brings me strength! ...That or low standards, but I prefer to call it STRENGTH!","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541a68bd63687229f54f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a639c6368722029330100#post_541a639c6368722029330100\r\nDo you have charter? Mine's been shitting itself all day. \r\n\r\n\r\n\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a67696368723d88910100#post_541a67696368723d88910100\r\nWait, what the fuck?! I wanted to be a pet because it required me to NOT do anything! This wasn't in the contract!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541a68cc63687229f5540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"according to lil b's alt account.\r\n\r\nhe may be coming back later.\r\n\r\nim not so sad anymore.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a68d26368720847640000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a68896368726810280100#post_541a68896368726810280100\r\nI know...\r\nI got as far as the mummy dude wandering through a desert and then I gave the hell up.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a69246368723d88c90100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"not to mention the story dealing with lots of dimensional warping and time travel/ time loops\r\n\r\nalso having like 30+ characters\r\n\r\nand trying to understand how death works","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a69966368727a61650100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a683d6368724cc75c0000#post_541a683d6368724cc75c0000\r\nI agree. I'm sure a lot of people would disagree, but I've always thought that Homestuck was poorly paced and relied far too heavily on gimmicks.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541a69966368726771600100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And at least with One Piece there's the knowledge that stuff \"like this will happen\":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHbDD23Arhk","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"541a69be63687202f1f20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a68bd63687229f54f0100#post_541a68bd63687229f54f0100\r\n\r\nUnless you are a catpet you are required to do things.\r\n\r\nHell no, doesnt matter how sexual it gets, nobody bothers my 24/7 nap.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a69d76368720da8a10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"oh and also characters suddenly gaining powers they might decide to use\r\nor not at all","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a69f363687203f0540100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Isn't homestuck confirmed for being longer than war and peace at this point? \r\n\r\nI think I got to the first three chapters and then took a break. Indefinitely. I'd like to get back to it but I'd have to start back from the beginning because I don't remember anything. \r\n\r\nSame goes for prequel. Which hopefully gets a bit less repetitive as it goes. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541a69fa6368722581fa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Silent_Witness\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a69966368727a61650100#post_541a69966368727a61650100\r\n\r\nTo me, it seems its required to go FROM HE VERY BEGINNING if you want to understand what is going on.\r\n\r\nAnd i just dislike that i8nd of stuff.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a6a2a63687229f5920100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a69f363687203f0540100#post_541a69f363687203f0540100\r\n\r\n BRuh, everything is longer than war and peace at this point.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a6a3963687208118f0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a68d26368720847640000#post_541a68d26368720847640000\r\n*dons nerd glasses*\r\n\r\nActually he's an dreamworld chess-alien gaurd that survived an attack by a superpowered Ace of Spades themed thug demon cal;ed Jack Noir and was exiled to post-apocalyptic future earth. Which was destroyed cause the game that starts the story brought down FRIGGIN METEORS on the planet, cause the game is cosmic troll thing basically.\r\n\r\n*beaten up by jock...rightfully*","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"541a6a406368726596d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a69f363687203f0540100#post_541a69f363687203f0540100\r\nagain\r\n5000+ pages of massive walls of text\r\nflash videos\r\nand flash games also containing many massive walls of text","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"541a6a4563687265ccce0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a69fa6368722581fa0000#post_541a69fa6368722581fa0000\r\nYou know I tried starting from the beginning. I gave up after about 20 pages. _Continents_ move faster than the plot in that web comic.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"},{"id":"541a6a6b63687271a0c40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@twistedmetalero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6a2a63687229f5920100#post_541a6a2a63687229f5920100\r\nNot Gone Home","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"541a6a7a63687277c1a60000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/541a6a3963687208118f0000#post_541a6a3963687208118f0000\r\n\r\n>cant understand dota 2 or magic the gathering references.\r\n>nerd glasses\r\n\r\nYou arent even a nerd you poser.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"541a6abd63687271a0d70100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Well if we're talking about webcomics, I guess it's time to shamelessly plug \"Bear Nuts\":http://www.bearnutscomic.com/2008/08/17/01-bear-nuts/\r\nImagine Care Bears as told by Louise C. K.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}