{"topics":[{"id":"5463e0b063687257f1a40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/227e9f1269730d8d34041597be49ebfa/tumblr_nev6h3gQi81s5wvjuo1_1280.png!\r\n\r\nappropriate reaction to every person using ponyspeak","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463e3d063687258ec050200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e0b063687257f1a40100#post_5463e0b063687257f1a40100\r\nBuck off, ya parasprite","author":"5007bbdf7f123b112f00023a"},{"id":"5463e44263687253d2210200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So how have my pets been in my absence?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463e44e636872580bf40100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@PaskaNaakka\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e3d063687258ec050200#post_5463e3d063687258ec050200\r\n\r\n*Twisty has ejected PaskaNaakka from this conversation*","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463e56b63687259e83c0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e44263687253d2210200#post_5463e44263687253d2210200\r\n\r\nfnaf 2 came out.","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463e5ce636872565f660200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e56b63687259e83c0200#post_5463e56b63687259e83c0200\r\nAaaaaahhh.\r\nI guess I'll watch the inevitable Markiplier LP of it.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463e653636872354b290100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e5ce636872565f660200#post_5463e5ce636872565f660200\r\n\r\nthis game man...\r\n\r\nthis game is just...\r\n\r\ntoo much.\r\n\r\nnow there is 12 animatronics\r\n\r\n12 motherfuckers you have to take care off,\r\n\r\nyou have a shitload of stuff to do, this became a motherfucking military strategy simulator","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463e6a563687272d0010000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e653636872354b290100#post_5463e653636872354b290100\r\nI saw the redesigns too. They look cool. A bit less terrifying though. Although the puppet thing can just fuck off.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463e72e6368724fac240000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e6a563687272d0010000#post_5463e6a563687272d0010000\r\nthe old animatronics are also really big for some weird reason.\r\n\r\n","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463e8076368722e8f8c0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"obligatory joke tho\r\n\r\n!http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/863/168/bc1.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463e84a63687268c9460000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I've been helping my granddad with yard work.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463e8a76368724f6d4b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e02e636872354b850000#post_5463e02e636872354b850000\r\nSQUIGGY \r\n*BEAR HUG*\r\n\r\n~i missed you~","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5463e8e463687207083a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I gotta agree with John on this one. Fruit Gushers are  *amazing.*","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463e90763687268c9530000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e8a76368724f6d4b0000#post_5463e8a76368724f6d4b0000\r\nAnd I you. So how have you been my sweet?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463e9f563687241e51b0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"gumball is such an amazing show\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4dWU28dlY4","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463eaad63687273395b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I suddenly have the urge to draw Vivi from that Mystery Skulls - Ghost music video\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/ngsBstC.png!\r\n\r\n\"@Twisty\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e9f563687241e51b0200#post_5463e9f563687241e51b0200\r\nWhat the f[spoiler]alafel[/spoiler]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"5463eb4c63687276337e0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463e90763687268c9530000#post_5463e90763687268c9530000\r\nI've been good\r\nPlaying games\r\nHad Tuesday off work\r\n\r\nGod damn though sexual frustration is a pain\r\nThe moment I get in bed, I suddenly get horny or something and I'm just grinding on my pillow and humping \r\n\r\nLike god damnit I'm trying to sleep \r\nCan sexual thoughts please wait till I fall asleep \r\n\r\nI always have trouble falling asleep if I'm not dead tired","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5463eb70636872048f760000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So the final chapters of Naruto got published in Jump Alpha this week. I kind of want to look at some forums and see the shippers rage.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463ebbd6368727ddd820000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463eb4c63687276337e0000#post_5463eb4c63687276337e0000\r\nOh god I knooooooow.\r\nMorning wood is one thing but trying to get to sleep when your cock is saying \"play with me\" is a nightmare.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463ebdd63687220cd580000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://38.media.tumblr.com/a4744525682d5d0f12a57cef65519715/tumblr_neuk99JP5r1rckw3lo1_1280.png!\r\n!https://38.media.tumblr.com/79c153647bb84ab8f5227f5d9804db87/tumblr_mop518lKLY1r2bvsvo1_1280.jpg!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463f08a6368722d8e0c0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"who asked for an awesome terezi?\r\n\r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/25121e262bc3e618960ac78db3015d50/tumblr_newtm1dgFY1s0o1p2o1_r2_1280.png!","author":"5154c5237f123bcd580002fc"},{"id":"5463f2906368722a97f90000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463ebbd6368727ddd820000#post_5463ebbd6368727ddd820000\r\nI think if you were here I would sleep easy\r\n[spoiler]put me to sleep with a good blow [/spoiler]","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"5463f31e63687242ee3f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So I found a  \"Naruto thing\":https://imgur.com/a/XKwJ4\r\nThey so mad!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463f2906368722a97f90000#post_5463f2906368722a97f90000\r\nYes I would. But only if  you return the favor.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463f49a6368724fac520100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I haven't seen shipping butthurt this delicious since the Zutara Incident of 2008.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"5463f79a6368727633800100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/5463f49a6368724fac520100#post_5463f49a6368724fac520100\r\n\r\nWow... So the this means the other thing is truth","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"}]}