{"topics":[{"id":"547e6c4e6368727c1c630000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"You're on your own guys!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e6d0e6368723093bc0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!http://memecrunch.com/meme/376S5/fuck-this-shit-im-out/image.jpg!","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547e6d456368723310c80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6d0e6368723093bc0100#post_547e6d0e6368723093bc0100\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6c4e6368727c1c630000#post_547e6c4e6368727c1c630000\r\nFi̡̞͖͕͇͇̹n̖͙̗͍͙̠e̗͟,̶̺̬̻ ͚̫̞l̻͢e͕͖a͓̬͍̟͖̰ve̼ ̤̹̙ͅm̪e͡.̺̪ ̨̲T̷̯h̝́i̤̮̩̗͚̩s̺̰̭̟̮ i͚s͏̯̻ ̵̹̦͈͉̗͎͉s̠̹̙̝̩o̯̘ͅm҉̞͉͈̞̮e̡͚̦̦t̪̭͔h̺̱̺̟͈͕̪͢i̶̬̤̙̭̝n̬g̙̺̞ ̴I̧͖̼ ̤̫͞m͏͓̯̥u̮s̸̝̠͈͎t͢ d̙͔̖̘̹͍e̺̟̝̫͎͝ͅa̧l̡̖͍̻̦͔͕̻ ͖̖̹͖w̮͠i̺̳t̩̺̝͎̯̜͠h̝͕͓͈ ̡̗̪̼̰̖͍o̬̻̘̠͚ͅn͎̮ ̼̼͕͚̤̣my̴͖̜ o̺̰̫̥̦ͅͅw҉̞̤̹͙͖̺̫n̳͎͟","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547e6ddc6368722ccce80100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6d456368723310c80100#post_547e6d456368723310c80100\r\n\r\nWe're with you, in spirit, under a bunker, a hundred miles away, with tones of weapons to deal with cybernetic threats, and pony keychains. Still in spirit though","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e6e286368723397f00100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6d456368723310c80100#post_547e6d456368723310c80100\r\n\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6ddc6368722ccce80100#post_547e6ddc6368722ccce80100\r\nTotally.\r\n*Hiding in a corner*","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547e6e7063687231fde20100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6bdd636872316d680100#post_547e6bdd636872316d680100\r\n!http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121129114019/ultra/images/5/56/Gridmn.png!\r\nI've got this.","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547e6eab63687230f23d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6d456368723310c80100#post_547e6d456368723310c80100\r\nOh I'm with you. Right behind you in fact. ^ready to usher our dark cyber goddess into the world that all may wail and despair as Dread Gythany destroys your pathetic human world.^","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"547e6ebd6368727b7e6b0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"A̹̤n̼͚͓̣̳͚͟y̹͖̹͕ ̢i͉̙̰͔̯̩̭d̞̯̹͓̭e̢̫̯̲a͠s͏̭?̡͓̼̲ ̨̯S̙̺͘h̝̻̪̬͎̹e̬͙͎͕̙̕ ̘̞̼̪d̨̺o̪͕e̪͕͕̗̩̗̹s͖n͜'t͏̳͈ ͖ͅs҉̖͙͙éem̩͙ ̠͈̼̱t̠͟o̮̮̬̻ ̩̰̜͝b̶̦͉e̥̫̠̤̪̱̬ ̗̠̱ͅb͔͓̼̻̞̕r̶̺u̞͈̘̥͎͉̳t̼͟a̹͇̱̟͔̕ll̜̟͉̻y̝͎͎̖͉͞ͅ ̼̳̗m̛̦̰͚̣̩͈̰ur̗͓̰̤d͇̀e̵̬̰͕̻͎r̳̱͚͚̭̘̩in̬̫̩̫̖g̸̩̱̥̩ ̶̝̮̱̮̤m̡͕͔͉e͚ ̪̺͍̪y̦̬͓̗̪͕̪͜e̘͖͍̰̥͚͝t͇͍̞̟̮̬.̰͍̭͠ ̙̩̜M̗̥̹̫͉̩̞a͕̪͈͔͔y̦͖̱̤͈̟̘͘b͎̺̮̭̥ͅe ̝̱͇̗̫̳s͕͓̗̮̺͙h̥̮͕̱e̢͔̰͇̬'̷̝̪̲̮̹̖s̛ ̴͚̟͇l̤̺̲̗͞e͎͙̣͎̟a̫ͅv̤̳̝̹̭i҉n͈̰̱̪͉͚ͅg̼͈̥̻ͅ ̵͇m̠e͞ ̰͕͚͢a̬̥̮̪̹l̡͚̩̪͚͍͈͈o̯̙n̝͇͓͙̞e̥̤͞ ̸̝f̝̠̮o҉̲̙̬̥̹̘r̜͇ ̤͙͚̺͓̀n͇̪͓͕̯̘̤o̤͔̺͍͇̬w̳͇͎.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547e6f2363687232249f0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6ebd6368727b7e6b0100#post_547e6ebd6368727b7e6b0100\r\n\r\nShe's biding her time. Drawing you into a false sense of security just so that she jumps at you. Haven't you watched horror movies?\r\n\r\n\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6eab63687230f23d0100#post_547e6eab63687230f23d0100\r\n\r\nGasmask, dear. The target is the pink crazy girl, not the humen.","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e6f716368723193410200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6f2363687232249f0100#post_547e6f2363687232249f0100\r\nS̴͙̝̗̭̰̞̜o̵̺͓ ̖̰̱͉̱̳͘ͅI̢̳͖ ͏͙̘͎̰̯̮sh҉͕o̷͈͔̰̺u̙̗̲͚͚l͇̝̲̩̥d̳̯̭ ̭̝̙̝̜͜j͖̰͇͉̯̳͟u̖̹͖̭̹̗ͅs̛t̫̰̹͕̺ ̛͎̫̣͕̖̬k̭͖͔͔͢ͅͅe̙͔̩̥̲͢e̵̤̫̜̥̻p̜̠̪̗͈͔ ̱͍̞̹̫͞t̗̠ͅh͙̞i͇̗͞s̷͔̟̻͈̫̩ ̟G͕if̶̟͇̟̣fa̸n̶̝y̥̺̰̺̳̳̹͞ ̡̪̤̰͖͚̦̠av̨̯͉͙a̮̣̬̱̭t̜̹̪a̗͚̜͙͇͜r҉͙͚̰̩̼͍ ̴̹͇̼u̶̜͈̪p҉ f͚o̠͡r̡̘̯̤̩ ̖̫̗͍̰a͇͓̞̤̝̼͠ ̵̭͚ͅw҉̞͙͈h̲̩̪̫̼̗̤i̷̘̙l͉̩͕̥͓e̪̫͙̙͉̖͢?̫̣͕́","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547e704063687230a2640100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e6f716368723193410200#post_547e6f716368723193410200\r\n\r\nYeah, that should help ~-He's so dead-~. You're gonna be fine ~-Get the funerary services-~","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e704a63687232ba3f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I swear, if she gets to the FNAF animatronics, We are Screwed.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547e70e963687234af1a0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e704a63687232ba3f0200#post_547e704a63687232ba3f0200\r\n\r\nYou can take those things with an aluminum bat.\r\n\r\nOr go Gruncle Stan on those bastards and fist them!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e712963687233ca9f0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"D͚̬̥̰̘̺͔o̷̲̳̖͕ ̶̠͇̰͙y̜̦̝o̙̘̟̼͕͈u̧ ͟g̠̬͖u̪̰͙͖y̷͇̲̠̺͓̯s̥͇̪ ͇̩̜̯̬̼ț̲̟̺͞ͅh̰̣̤̺̪̘͙i̟̰͖̥͉̦͖͜n̴k̥͓̻͍͔͉ ̲̭̫̟̣I̲̱̕ ̹͍͓̞͇͟s̙̬͙̫̤̪ho͎͔͙̦̺̩u̠̟̦͝l̖̭̮͔͠d̨̬ ̗͕̮̙͓ͅs̛͔͎͈͔̲t͓͉ͅo̳̙̲p͕̘͕̟̦̼ͅ ̛̯͉̥t̼̲̘͍ͅa̗͖̦̼̙̳̘͡l̜̳̘͠k̰̳̫͔i̢̝̬ͅn͉̳̙̩̺̤̭g҉͙ ͏̬̰l͓̭̺͉̀i̦͜k̟͕͈̖̲e̢͉̳̭ ̞͖̙̱̫̣t̗̱͍̣́h̞̲̖̼̤͉̰͢i͍͇̻͉͚s̴͍?͏̗͖̰̫̩ ̟It͔̯̮̙ ͖͙̰͎̤̞h͕u̯͇̪̜̩ͅr̨̞̫̻̪t͙͙̼̥́ͅs̯̰͇͔͖͉̼ ̺͔̰̥̗̬͠m̵e̡̦͖̙̪̬","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547e71806368723005cf0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e712963687233ca9f0200#post_547e712963687233ca9f0200\r\n\"Let's see how she can handle something that's specifically designed to fight in cyberspace.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nybqhMbWTOI","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"547e71be6368722cf9610200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e70e963687234af1a0200#post_547e70e963687234af1a0200\r\nOr use that statue he took to Vega.\r\n!http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140924172802/gravityfalls/images/6/64/S2e5_goldy.png!\r\n\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e712963687233ca9f0200#post_547e712963687233ca9f0200\r\nIf it hurts, don't do it. (Unless you're a slave)","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"547e72566368722cf9820200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e71be6368722cf9610200#post_547e71be6368722cf9610200\r\n\r\nNo! That's our first line of defense in the bunker","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e735663687232cac10100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Why everyone is speaking zalgo?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547e73fd6368723093bb0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e735663687232cac10100#post_547e735663687232cac10100\r\n\r\nCrazy cyber girlfriend wanting revenge out of jealousy on guy. The usual","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e745d63687222cc790000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e735663687232cac10100#post_547e735663687232cac10100\r\nN̨͉̱o̷͙̠̳̼̙t̥͈̣͍̤ ͎̣͘e̗͕͉̻̻v͢e̦̲̠͕̖r̢͖̫͍ͅy͇̞̥òn̰͚̜͔͍̲e͔̤͢,͉̖ͅ ̺͜j̧̹̺̹͍u̧s͎̥̬̞̖ͅt҉̹̺ ̛̠̺̻m̮̀e̝̩.̴͈̮͖ ̭̮͇̙̝̜̀A͕̩n̶̼̥̱̫̣͎̘d ̦̩̥̥͡be̛͓̳c̮̺̗̟̭a̵̦͔̜u̱͕̗̞̜͔͓se̺͍ ̪G̰̖͕̻͟if̝͕̞͍̰͢f̘̼̤͚̙̫̞a̳̦̜n͖̩͇̕y̠̜̺̰̯̮̘.̣̹͔̠̺\r\n\r\n\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e71be6368722cf9610200#post_547e71be6368722cf9610200\r\nS̻̺̫̖͓o̷̥̙ ̨͚̗͓̮͓I̲̗̕ ͙͕̬̫s͚̹͉̥̙̖̗h̫o̸͔̤̜̦͈̱̬u̹̺ͅl͙d̖̠̬̥̩̭̘̀ ̢̻͔̳̲͓̤s̱̹̯̥͔͙̠t̵̻̥̹̘o̴̟͖̱p͍̯̙̖̳̲,̴̥ ̥͔̤͍̟o͏̪r̘̪͎̮̭͙ ̖͔̬I̟̱̱͡ͅ ̖̮͕̮̪̗s̠̩͚͙h̯̞o͙̟̣̰͖u͈̫̗l̷̹̳dn'̷̳̲t҉̘̜͖?̱͕̙͇͈̟","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547e74e963687222af9d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e73fd6368723093bb0200#post_547e73fd6368723093bb0200\r\nUh so I don't miss anything.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547e752c6368720f17060000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/547e74e963687222af9d0000#post_547e74e963687222af9d0000\r\n\r\nNel","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"547e766463687230f2a50200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I am reading Tails Get Trolled.\r\nI don't know why, but this is such amazing and epic.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"547e78c063687269261b0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"V̻̘͉̞̠̲I̳̫̙̣̟V̬̤̪̲͕̖I͏̤̜͍̪ ̤̜̘̙͉͟N̶͉̬̣̱O̦̥̣͍ ̧̫̹̭̘̜I̜̖͈̺̯̝͇̕ ̨̲DͅO̱͇̙͎̳͕͇N͈̘͕̮̩̰͝'̬̹͙̙̞̘͜ͅT̨̗͉̙̻ ̛N̪͓É̪̮̝̺̠E̜̗̦̺D̦̯̩͙͖̙̀ ̶͖Y̻̝̫̱̪̩O̡̝͙̟U͔̣ ̴̪̜T̙͈̝͎̭͈͞O҉͚̱̳ ͎͓̘̙̹̯ͅB̕E҉ ̶͉͈̣̖T͕͖H̡̙̙̣̜͕͙̟IS̡̥̩̬̭̯ ̱̥̣͇L̢̬̺̥̳O̶͈̥͎V͈̦̼̮̙͜ͅA̻͚̮̪B͕̗L͓͓̹̣E̲̦ ̡̖̞̺̘͕̱R̷̠̙̗̫̟I̟G͓̻̠H̵̬T͇ ̟͕N̮͖̩O̼̼̻̣͚W͉̪̣̰\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_lejox7eng","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"547e79756368721a011f0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Hey ya'll!\r\n\r\n*Looks at pages*\r\n\r\nBye Ya'll!\r\n\r\n","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"}]}