{"topics":[{"id":"54b5e2dd63687250d6660000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I should change my avatar.\r\nBut I don't know any good one","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e3236368720d15920200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e2dd63687250d6660000#post_54b5e2dd63687250d6660000\r\nCan you turn your avatar into a Shake avatar?\r\nIt would be more funny.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5e32463687215d6570400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Farting is like burping but with your butt","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b5e3266368720d5c590100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e2236368726f97540400#post_54b5e2236368726f97540400\r\n[bq=\"Albus Fahrenheits\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e0816368720878c00300#post_54b5e0816368720878c00300\r\nKarl Marx say's he ain't a commie. That's like me saying I'm not Asian.[/bq]\r\nAnyone else find it kind of fucking terrifying that cultural marxists have gained control over a fair chunk of western news media?\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nAlso I changed my avatar as well.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5e34a636872105ee30200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Gizoid101\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e3236368720d15920200#post_54b5e3236368720d15920200\r\nA wha?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e34b63687215d6770400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e3266368720d5c590100#post_54b5e3266368720d5c590100\r\nWhat's with your infatuation with mermaid tits?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e34f636872177e0b0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Then again, if I didn't consider Rainbow Dash as best pony, I'd say Discord's my favorite character on Friendship is Magic.\r\n\r\nSeriously, only a mad genius can do this:\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140308190912/mlp/images/c/c5/Discord_drinking_chocolate_milk_S2E2.gif!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54b5e35963687212f3550000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Pinkie Pie. If not, feck urf.","author":"5012e49c7f123b4012000341"},{"id":"54b5e35c6368721292cb0500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Am I the only one who's a fan of Starbutt?","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"54b5e35d6368721362670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e32463687215d6570400#post_54b5e32463687215d6570400\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Farting is like burping but with your butt[/bq]\r\nGo to sleep","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e36a6368721292e70500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e32463687215d6570400#post_54b5e32463687215d6570400\r\nIn Imaginationland, you can fart where you burp, and burp where you fart.","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5e36d6368721a676a0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e34f636872177e0b0600#post_54b5e34f636872177e0b0600\r\n*wilhelm scream*","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54b5e39c636872150aff0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e34f636872177e0b0600#post_54b5e34f636872177e0b0600\r\n[bq=\"ToskiHero\"]Then again, if I didn't consider Rainbow Dash as best pony, I'd say Discord's my favorite character on Friendship is Magic.\r\n\r\nSeriously, only a mad genius can do this:\r\n!http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140308190912/mlp/images/c/c5/Discord_drinking_chocolate_milk_S2E2.gif![/bq]\r\n\r\nSpike and Discord are the Top Tier","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b5e3b163687210418d0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e35d6368721362670000#post_54b5e35d6368721362670000\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e32463687215d6570400#post_54b5e32463687215d6570400\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Farting is like burping but with your butt[/bq]\r\nGo to sleep[/bq]\r\nSLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e3b36368721010cd0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e32463687215d6570400#post_54b5e32463687215d6570400\r\n[bq=\"Too_Offensive\"]Farting is like burping but with your butt[/bq]\r\nBurping like puking but farting with your nutsbutts?","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54b5e3c663687215655d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Discord is best Mangle","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54b5e3ca6368721b16eb0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e39c636872150aff0200#post_54b5e39c636872150aff0200\r\nSpike and Discord should team up in a buddy cop comedy.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e3d06368720b9d030300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e36d6368721a676a0000#post_54b5e36d6368721a676a0000\r\n*THAT WOULD HAVE MADE THAT SCENE INFINITELY BETTER*","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54b5e3e46368720d15bd0200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e34b63687215d6770400#post_54b5e34b63687215d6770400\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e3266368720d5c590100#post_54b5e3266368720d5c590100\r\nWhat's with your infatuation with mermaid tits?[/bq]\r\nMonster girls are awesome!\r\n(not really nsfw, but spoilering anyhow)\r\n[spoiler]!http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/820/598/9fc.jpg![/spoiler]","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54b5e3f16368721abe790200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e34a636872105ee30200#post_54b5e34a636872105ee30200\r\nOr shake gif.\r\nIs just a pic, but shaking:\r\n!http://iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de/mlp/gif/218803__safe_animated_trixie_scrunchy-face_vibrating.gif.gif!\r\n","author":"31bee2686368722a0df23600"},{"id":"54b5e3fa6368724f17240400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e35d6368721362670000#post_54b5e35d6368721362670000\r\nNO\r\nI NEED TO DISHES","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54b5e40a6368720b43d20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e3ca6368721b16eb0400#post_54b5e3ca6368721b16eb0400\r\n\r\nThink of the collateral. That has \"Lethal Weapon\" written all over it!!","author":"4fdfbf92945b7075d50036e4"},{"id":"54b5e41663687215659d0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e3e46368720d15bd0200#post_54b5e3e46368720d15bd0200\r\nWould mermen have dolphin penises?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e42b63687214f4280200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@QuasarNova\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e40a6368720b43d20000#post_54b5e40a6368720b43d20000\r\nI KNOW!\r\nIT WOULD BE FANTASTIC!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54b5e42c6368720b64ad0100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54b5e35c6368721292cb0500#post_54b5e35c6368721292cb0500\r\nNo, I like Purplesmart, too.","author":"5043cdb47f123b72cc0032d3"}]}