{"topics":[{"id":"54c5f62563687270297d0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f4b96368723c860c0600#post_54c5f4b96368723c860c0600\r\nBayonetta reboot! Bayonetta is now angsty punk rock girl that is scared on the inside!\r\n\r\nInstead of her hair being her weapons, she actually has waves of energy coming off her head now. The earlier ideas were just not serious enough.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c5f6526368727c50f10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f62563687270297d0000#post_54c5f62563687270297d0000\r\nI will kill you in your sleep.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5f69c6368723c86780600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f6526368727c50f10300#post_54c5f6526368727c50f10300\r\nI was already killed long ago by a pink pony.\r\n\r\nYou can do nothing to me.\r\n\r\nAlso the game will take place in our world and have heavy polical messages.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c5f6f96368721210e20000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f69c6368723c86780600#post_54c5f69c6368723c86780600\r\n!http://i.imgur.com/C8kyUxY.gif!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54c5f7186368724896540600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f62563687270297d0000#post_54c5f62563687270297d0000\r\nThe sad thing is I can totally see something like this happening if the franchise was ever outsourced cause soul-less reboots that miss why people like franchises with the marketing team trying to make the franchise \"hip\" and \"cool\" are all the rage pretty much in every generation.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"54c5f75f63687230b3dc0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"this scene from \"Star Trek:TOS\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCC0OaU8ndA\r\n\r\nso um\r\nkirk/spock anyone?","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c5f77d6368723c86df0600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I want a Bayonetta X Metroid game where Bayo tells Samus to stop being such a shitlord.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5f7b163687265e1080c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f75f63687230b3dc0000#post_54c5f75f63687230b3dc0000\r\nLook up the word _Spirk_","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5f7bd6368724b35ac0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7186368724896540600#post_54c5f7186368724896540600\r\nIf it were outsourced to a western studio. Japanese ones seem to gleefully make stuff nuts. While Western ones are more fond of realistic, moody products.\r\n\r\nNot that either are bad mind you.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54c5f7d06368722fdf100100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7b163687265e1080c00#post_54c5f7b163687265e1080c00\r\nor if you prefer, kock","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c5f8226368723c86180700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7bd6368724b35ac0400#post_54c5f7bd6368724b35ac0400\r\nEither scenario can work with the right series and context.\r\nBut trying to make something like Bayonetta anything other than sheer bloody insanity is doomed  to failure.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5f84863687266b1bb0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7d06368722fdf100100#post_54c5f7d06368722fdf100100\r\nI was actually tempted to post that","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5f85e6368723695aa0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7b163687265e1080c00#post_54c5f7b163687265e1080c00\r\nkek\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7d06368722fdf100100#post_54c5f7d06368722fdf100100\r\n!http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/832/440/bf8.png!","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54c5f86f6368723695ae0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I need to pee.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54c5f86f6368724515c80700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f77d6368723c86df0600#post_54c5f77d6368723c86df0600\r\n\r\n\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7d06368722fdf100100#post_54c5f7d06368722fdf100100\r\n\r\n\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f7bd6368724b35ac0400#post_54c5f7bd6368724b35ac0400\r\nThe way I see it this samus is from a different Universe!\r\n\r\nSilent And Badass Samus is the True Samus!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c5f8bb6368721210770100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I honestly imagine samus going kratos angry if she came across ridley\r\nlike against most enemies she's calm and collected\r\nbut against ridley she just snaps","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c5f9226368726050ec0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f8bb6368721210770100#post_54c5f8bb6368721210770100\r\nNaaaaaah man.\r\nWith Ridley she would be even more calm. No trace of anger on her face, but in her heart there's an inferno that would dwarf the very flames of HELL.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5f97d6368727fbf840000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f9226368726050ec0800#post_54c5f9226368726050ec0800\r\nthat makes sense\r\nlike she has that angry calm face\r\nyou know, the one that terrifies anyone beyond belief, but she doesn't have to say a fucking word","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c5fa0c63687218c1ed0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f97d6368727fbf840000#post_54c5f97d6368727fbf840000\r\nThat's the Samus I see in my heart.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5fa1b63687218c1fd0800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I really need to pee.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"54c5fa606368727fbfcd0000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I wonder if you could make a good a Metroid movie, because I would like to see it.","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c5fad8636872057eb00800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5f97d6368727fbf840000#post_54c5f97d6368727fbf840000\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5fa0c63687218c1ed0800#post_54c5fa0c63687218c1ed0800\r\nSame, Like that's what Metroid Prime Samus was, not, this! ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54c5fade636872057eb20800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5fa606368727fbfcd0000#post_54c5fa606368727fbfcd0000\r\nThey already did that.\r\n!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Alien_movie_poster.jpg!","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54c5fb09636872496cc80400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5fade636872057eb20800#post_54c5fade636872057eb20800\r\ni think Aliens is closer","author":"4fe3df367f123b517900066a"},{"id":"54c5fb5b6368720505e70700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@mariomarc\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54c5fa606368727fbfcd0000#post_54c5fa606368727fbfcd0000\r\n[bq=\"mariomarc\"]I wonder if you could make a good a Metroid movie, because I would like to see it.[/bq]\r\nVideo game movies totally never go wrong:\r\n!http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDc3OTQ1OTkwNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzUzOTUxMQ@@._V1_SY317_CR5,0,214,317_AL_.jpg!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"}]}