{"topics":[{"id":"54cf0c5363687260bd6c0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0b576368720adb020300#post_54cf0b576368720adb020300\r\nStalked by Jackie Chan?\r\n\r\nwell crap I'm screwed","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf0c8463687241d37e0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"dafuq","author":"4fdef063945b700a9d01604f"},{"id":"54cf0ca263687214efb60900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Showered with one direction\r\n\r\nY\r\n\r\nY wood i","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0cc76368726b44bf0400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0ca263687214efb60900#post_54cf0ca263687214efb60900\r\nsame reason as me showering with THE HULK.\r\n\r\nbecause fcuk logic","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf0cd763687232073f0a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0c496368727e0af20c00#post_54cf0c496368727e0af20c00\r\n*Puts his dark souls gear on*\r\n\r\nLETS DO THIS","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf0cee6368722182c80c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0ca263687214efb60900#post_54cf0ca263687214efb60900\r\nDo you know how many fourteen year old girls would LITERALLY kill to be in that position?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0d00636872015b470800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I dunno if I should keep going.\r\nShould I?","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0d106368720fffe10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@ToskiHero\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0cc76368726b44bf0400#post_54cf0cc76368726b44bf0400\r\nI would shower with hulk\r\n\r\nCalm friendly hulk not crazy kill everything hulk","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0d316368726d57272800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0cd763687232073f0a00#post_54cf0cd763687232073f0a00\r\nShould I take Megatron or Starscream as my bride though?\r\nOr maybe Soundwave. Although Knockout is pretty cool too.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0d3c6368727ac55a0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0cee6368722182c80c00#post_54cf0cee6368722182c80c00\r\nOh god\r\n\r\nShould I ride in the popemobile from now on??","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0d6e6368723c8a900600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0d316368726d57272800#post_54cf0d316368726d57272800\r\nFuck megatron, marry soundwave, kill starscream","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0daf6368724644e00600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0d316368726d57272800#post_54cf0d316368726d57272800\r\nGo for Knockout.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf0dce63687213ba420600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0d6e6368723c8a900600#post_54cf0d6e6368723c8a900600\r\nNah man. I've figured it out.\r\nI'll make EVERY Decepticon officer my bride. I'm the head of a pseudo fascist robot army, I don't need to follow rules.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0e336368722f43500900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Fuck it, Ima keep going just to laugh.\r\n!http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2014/017/c/0/birthday_scenario_game___gamers_edition_by_crap_zapper-d68ak79.png!\r\nMade a song with... Duke Nukem.\r\nKay den.","author":"5446fcfc6368723ec21a0000"},{"id":"54cf0e5a6368726294a10900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e336368722f43500900#post_54cf0e336368722f43500900\r\nStarred in a movie with BOMBERMAN!\r\n\r\nI mean...\r\nHe's not getting into Smash anytime soon so...","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0e8b6368726c922a0900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e336368722f43500900#post_54cf0e336368722f43500900\r\nBacked a cake with Crash Bandicoot.\r\n\r\nAWESOME","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf0e9c63687233ed670000","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0dce63687213ba420600#post_54cf0dce63687213ba420600\r\nI dunno\r\nYou should probably still kill starscream. He's kind of a dick to people in charge of him. \r\n\r\nMegatron should be fine as long as he feels you've earned the position though. ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0ead6368727fcb6e1a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e336368722f43500900#post_54cf0e336368722f43500900\r\nBuild a castle with Kratos","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"54cf0eda6368727fcb821a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Carcass Strife\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e336368722f43500900#post_54cf0e336368722f43500900\r\nBuilt a castle with ryu hayabusa\r\n\r\nOkay\r\n\r\nWhy tho","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"54cf0ef76368722f43a80900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0e9c63687233ed670000#post_54cf0e9c63687233ed670000\r\nAll Starscream needs is a little TLC. And I'm not IN CHARGE of him per se.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"54cf0f006368726548ae0b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Had a baby with bayonetta.\r\n\r\nMany questions are being had.","author":"500757fd7f123b75a90003b1"},{"id":"54cf0f046368726548b40b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0d316368726d57272800#post_54cf0d316368726d57272800\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0cd763687232073f0a00#post_54cf0cd763687232073f0a00\r\nShould I take Megatron or Starscream as my bride though?\r\nOr maybe Soundwave. Although Knockout is pretty cool too.[/bq]\r\nGo for Soundwave.","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf0f106368720adb9d0300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0eda6368727fcb821a00#post_54cf0eda6368727fcb821a00\r\nBecause logic.\r\nThere is always a time and place for it, and now is not the time.","author":"536f7a11636872666e2d0000"},{"id":"54cf0f126368720adba10300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Princess♠Molestia\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0f006368726548ae0b00#post_54cf0f006368726548ae0b00\r\nWUT!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"54cf0f2263687235f13c1900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/54cf0eda6368727fcb821a00#post_54cf0eda6368727fcb821a00\r\nMaybe Ryu's a big sandcastle enthusiast.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"}]}