{"topics":[{"id":"556fd63e6368720fd4f82500","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/splatoon-thread/post/556fd5e86368720fd42c2500#post_556fd5e86368720fd42c2500\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@RIG\":/dis/splatoon-thread/post/556fa69d6368724c7bc30d00#post_556fa69d6368724c7bc30d00\r\n[bq=\"RIG\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/splatoon-thread/post/556d3bb46368720d59e21500#post_556d3bb46368720d59e21500\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!\r\n\"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!\":http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-getting-free-ika-musume-squid-girl-collaboration-costume/\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/973/331/91f.png!\r\nYOU GOT REKT![/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/596/251/b64.gif!\r\nCCCCAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEDDDD IIIITTTT\r\n\r\n~de geso[/bq]","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556fd6e26368720fd4852700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd63e6368720fd4f82500#post_556fd63e6368720fd4f82500\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/splatoon-thread/post/556fd5e86368720fd42c2500#post_556fd5e86368720fd42c2500\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@RIG\":/dis/splatoon-thread/post/556fa69d6368724c7bc30d00#post_556fa69d6368724c7bc30d00\r\n[bq=\"RIG\"]\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/splatoon-thread/post/556d3bb46368720d59e21500#post_556d3bb46368720d59e21500\r\nHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!\r\n\"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!\":http://nintendoeverything.com/splatoon-getting-free-ika-musume-squid-girl-collaboration-costume/\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/973/331/91f.png!\r\nYOU GOT REKT![/bq]\r\n!http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/596/251/b64.gif!\r\nCCCCAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEDDDD IIIITTTT\r\n\r\n~de geso[/bq][/bq]\r\n!http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-21kfvKgjeF4/UukZhus-8CI/AAAAAAAAChY/FkZuBYbmiDY/s1600/Happy+008.gif!","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556fd72e6368720fd4152800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd62c63687250fbbc1e00#post_556fd62c63687250fbbc1e00\r\nOh Jesus, I hope she feels better.\r\n\r\nDid they give her anything? ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556fd7846368720fd4ce2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd72e6368720fd4152800#post_556fd72e6368720fd4152800\r\nThey gave her some pretty fun pain pills. Although considering our family she does have to keep them hidden. I'm probably gonna be over there tomorrow to help take care of her.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556fd7926368725b1aa83200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd62c63687250fbbc1e00#post_556fd62c63687250fbbc1e00\r\nCan she talk or is all her speeches makes utter nonsense?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556fd7c563687250fb2b2200","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd7926368725b1aa83200#post_556fd7926368725b1aa83200\r\nShe can make coherant sentences fine.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556fd86b6368720fd4042b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd7c563687250fb2b2200#post_556fd7c563687250fb2b2200\r\nAww...\r\nI was hoping for her to bust into someone's room and then just scream nonsense that sounds funny.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556fd86c6368725a5fe31c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd7846368720fd4ce2800#post_556fd7846368720fd4ce2800\r\nMake sure to nurse her to care!\r\n\r\nAlso I hope she gets better. I remember when my mom had to have a tooth pulled out. ","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556fd91d6368725a5f151e00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd86b6368720fd4042b00#post_556fd86b6368720fd4042b00\r\nYou underestimate my grandmother's powers.\r\n\r\n\"@Number1pegasus\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd86c6368725a5fe31c00#post_556fd86c6368725a5fe31c00\r\nHey, she feeds me from time to time. I HAVE to help take care of her or I couldn't live with myself.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556fd96a6368724ba5f02800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"GET SCARED!\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=359&v=yRoFQUdUL7E","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"556fd9a46368725b1acc3700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"The squid girl thing is unbelievably fucking amazing!","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"556fdab96368725b1ab83a00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I JUST PULLED OFF HALF THE SKIN ON MY FINGER TIP\r\nI HATE THAT SHIT ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556fdad96368725a5f7b2100","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdab96368725b1ab83a00#post_556fdab96368725b1ab83a00\r\nBut y tho?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556fdb3a63687250fba22900","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdad96368725a5f7b2100#post_556fdad96368725a5f7b2100\r\n[bq=\"SquiggyBomb\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdab96368725b1ab83a00#post_556fdab96368725b1ab83a00\r\nBut y tho?[/bq]\r\nIt's his kink","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"},{"id":"556fdb716368725139882600","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd2266368720fd4881c00#post_556fd2266368720fd4881c00\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fb4ff636872167a8e1100#post_556fb4ff636872167a8e1100\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fb3e36368720ab1b10000#post_556fb3e36368720ab1b10000\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fb3306368726d73c51100#post_556fb3306368726d73c51100\r\nWhen there will be MLG videos of Splatoon?\r\n[/bq]\r\nDoes \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpBsn-iyop0 count[/bq]\r\n>no 360 no scope\r\n>no \"smoke weed everyday\"\r\n>no doritos\r\n>no montain dew\r\n>no claxon sound\r\n>no doritos\r\n>no PWNED SCREAM\r\n>no dunstep music\r\n>no montain dew\r\n>no illuminatti confirmed\r\n>no doritos\r\n\r\nNo\r\nThat doesnt count\r\n","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556fdb7a6368722531a41c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdad96368725a5f7b2100#post_556fdad96368725a5f7b2100\r\nhad a loose bit of skin from a hang nail\r\nand I was gonna just pull off the little bit that was bothering me\r\nand now I look like this\r\n!https://moviesfilmsandflix.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/f5e63-deathbedhuh.jpg?w=504&h=336!","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556fdbe46368722531491d00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdab96368725b1ab83a00#post_556fdab96368725b1ab83a00\r\nYou should have just used a nail clipper to cut it off.\r\nI made that mistake so many time.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"556fdbeb6368725139572700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdb7a6368722531a41c00#post_556fdb7a6368722531a41c00\r\nSo you're basically one of the Shinnok variations?","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556fdc066368725139852700","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdb7a6368722531a41c00#post_556fdb7a6368722531a41c00\r\nYour skin was actually a glove the whole time!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd91d6368725a5f151e00#post_556fd91d6368725a5f151e00\r\nTrue True!","author":"50c204917f123b31440000a5"},{"id":"556fdc276368720fd4fe3300","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"!https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGnUp5kUcAEDHVK.png:large!\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdb716368725139882600#post_556fdb716368725139882600\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fd2266368720fd4881c00#post_556fd2266368720fd4881c00\r\n[bq=\"EHAN\"]\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fb4ff636872167a8e1100#post_556fb4ff636872167a8e1100\r\n[bq=\"Shadow the Hedgehog\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fb3e36368720ab1b10000#post_556fb3e36368720ab1b10000\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fb3306368726d73c51100#post_556fb3306368726d73c51100\r\nWhen there will be MLG videos of Splatoon?\r\n[/bq]\r\nDoes \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpBsn-iyop0 count[/bq]\r\n>no 360 no scope\r\n>no \"smoke weed everyday\"\r\n>no doritos\r\n>no montain dew\r\n>no claxon sound\r\n>no doritos\r\n>no PWNED SCREAM\r\n>no dunstep music\r\n>no montain dew\r\n>no illuminatti confirmed\r\n>no doritos\r\n\r\nNo\r\nThat doesnt count\r\n[/bq]\r\nWhat about \"this\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_XJU3o-zr4 then","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"556fdc356368720fd4173400","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdb7a6368722531a41c00#post_556fdb7a6368722531a41c00\r\nUgh\r\nThat reminded me the painful scene of the Black Swan movie","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"556fdc536368724ba5df2f00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdbe46368722531491d00#post_556fdbe46368722531491d00\r\nBut I'm laaaaazy\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@SquiggyBomb\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdbeb6368725139572700#post_556fdbeb6368725139572700\r\nbut I wanna be a good mortal kombat character! ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"556fdc5363687250fbbe2b00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdb7a6368722531a41c00#post_556fdb7a6368722531a41c00\r\nThat's what you get for sticking your hands in the death bed. You know, the bed that eats?","author":"4f41ee04945b701c41002af7"},{"id":"556fdca96368725139bc2800","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdc536368724ba5df2f00#post_556fdc536368724ba5df2f00\r\nWell all I need to do is take up archery and join the Shaolin and BOOM instant Kung Jin.","author":"4fde4618945b700aa0002fff"},{"id":"556fdcb163687250fb7f2c00","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@gasmaskangel\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdc5363687250fbbe2b00#post_556fdc5363687250fbbe2b00\r\n[bq=\"gasmaskangel\"]\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/556fdb7a6368722531a41c00#post_556fdb7a6368722531a41c00\r\nThat's what you get for sticking your hands in the death bed. You know, the bed that eats?[/bq]\r\n\r\nChrist that movie is worse thn the killer fridge movie","author":"37e5b9d66361642500af5e00"}]}