{"topics":[{"id":"557ce5b76368723a23000528","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce58c6368725a28000a72#post_557ce58c6368725a28000a72\r\n!https://36.media.tumblr.com/06934897956aa9b3a396f8f41afd3173/tumblr_npwaz8ANtA1rdaa8no1_1280.jpg!","author":"5062d6f17f123b3e16001184"},{"id":"557ce5c56368723a23000535","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce58e6368725933000b0d#post_557ce58e6368725933000b0d\r\nI wasn't here every day until like November 2014\r\n\r\n\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce5b76368723a23000528#post_557ce5b76368723a23000528\r\nRubyEclipse is amazing","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"557ce5c963687231e80005db","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce4fa6368721553000698#post_557ce4fa6368721553000698\r\nDid you know smoking was considered a \"healthy\" thing to do by doctors during the 50s and 60s?","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"557ce5f2636872286b0006f0","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce4e5636872017f001839#post_557ce4e5636872017f001839\r\nDumb question, but anyone think the reason why the velociraptors obeyed him is because they, along with the entire audience, thinks Chris Pratt is hot?","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557ce63863687231e8000677","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Homeless guy spits some truth.\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfU8TUZRtZg","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"557ce656636872286b000779","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@trashboat\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce558636872017f001926#post_557ce558636872017f001926\r\nIs a good method to promote the franchise and attract more people. Besides several people use Twitter, specially teens.","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557ce698636872017f001b52","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\r\n\r\n\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce5f2636872286b0006f0#post_557ce5f2636872286b0006f0\r\nThey knew not to mess with starlord.\r\n\r\n-molestia","author":null},{"id":"557ce6ab6368725bbd000020","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce5f2636872286b0006f0#post_557ce5f2636872286b0006f0\r\nObligatory\r\n!https://41.media.tumblr.com/26880d9a27c47ba0c7f1ce033c20b5e8/tumblr_npsb2gCE5M1sqz6rro1_1280.jpg!","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557ce6ad6368723a23000676","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@SeraphimDawn\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce5c963687231e80005db#post_557ce5c963687231e80005db\r\nA lot of things were buggered up in that time.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557ce7366368726312000c58","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce5f2636872286b0006f0#post_557ce5f2636872286b0006f0\r\nVelociraptors were very intelligent at the time and are pack hunters. Think of it as training wolves. \r\n\r\nHmm, a domesticated velociraptor is probably a cross between a dog and a turkey.","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557ce7bd6368726312000d4a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce6ad6368723a23000676#post_557ce6ad6368723a23000676\r\nEating large amount of food was also the medical recommendation at that time. You should check out some of those absurd recipes you find in those vintage \"cook\" books.","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"},{"id":"557ce937636872017f0020ac","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"I guess I'm done with my YTPMV\r\n\r\nI'm not gonna bother with horizontal flipping for another video track\r\n\r\nWill upload to YouTube now, but I need a punny name for it first...\r\n\r\nTOSKI WHERE ARE YOU","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"557ce97963687257360004bc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"Does anyone else get extremely agitated when people hum? I don't even have a good reason for it but it bugs the hell out of me. And I feel like a prick when I ask people to stop","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557ce9d6636872286b000de8","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"And in other news one of my friends is literally going to become a cyborg in a month.\r\n\r\nBasically someone I know had muscle cancer and lost control of his right arm, but because he only recently lost control of his arm and it wasn't his spine but rather the nerves in his arm got severed by the cancer he's the perfect test subject for a neural electronic bridge.\r\n\r\nCause his brain still hasn't registered that his arm isn't movable anymore they're going to rush him into surgery to implant the new prototype computer chip in his body so that they can shove it in and the rehab will be drastically less.\r\n\r\nTl:dr;\r\nFriend lost control of his arm -> they're using him as a test subject to shove a bunch of electronics in his body as soon as possible before his brain adapts to not having control of the arm -> he's literally becoming a cyborg.","author":"38b55cdf63616403d7560600"},{"id":"557ce9db636872017f002217","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce97963687257360004bc#post_557ce97963687257360004bc\r\nNope.\r\nI hum myself.","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557cea18636872286b000e60","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce937636872017f0020ac#post_557ce937636872017f0020ac\r\nToski wanted to make a review of the new mlp episode.\r\nWhy you two didn't make one?","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557cea2663687257360005cc","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce9d6636872286b000de8#post_557ce9d6636872286b000de8\r\nRULES OF NATURE\r\n\r\n\r\n\"@HJSDGCE\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce9db636872017f002217#post_557ce9db636872017f002217\r\nI do to\r\nWhich just adds to me feeling like a dick when I ask people not to","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557cea2e636872017f0022c7","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Too_Offensive\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce97963687257360004bc#post_557ce97963687257360004bc\r\nI get agitated whenever my family sings, because everyone (except Toski) is tone-deaf, and Toski never gets the beat/lyrics of songs right.\r\n\r\nAs far as I know, I'm the only one that can sing, as I have an ear and an internal metronome for music.","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"557cea716368725736000657","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@EHAN\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557cea2e636872017f0022c7#post_557cea2e636872017f0022c7\r\nA lot of my family is pretty decent at singing\r\nIt's just that I can't stand it ","author":"500b587e7f123b1f230014a9"},{"id":"557cea89636872518a000128","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Shadow the Hedgehog\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557cea18636872286b000e60#post_557cea18636872286b000e60\r\nHe wasn't feeling up to it earlier actually, which is why he went on here to vent for a little bit, but he's better now, he just needed to clear his head\r\n\r\nOur attention is currently on the Blackhawks right now though, so not quite yet","author":"9ba2e84e636164642cc03200"},{"id":"557ceaa96368726774000091","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce9d6636872286b000de8#post_557ce9d6636872286b000de8\r\nCan he shoot lasers?","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557cec69636872793f000266","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@uc9\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557ce9d6636872286b000de8#post_557ce9d6636872286b000de8\r\n\"I'm going to live forever. I'm going to be made of plastic.\"","author":"52f0834d63687261cba90300"},{"id":"557ced4363687221ea0001a5","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"So apparently Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. \r\n!https://33.media.tumblr.com/ed811a196aaa3f0737d23ea6c80b3e42/tumblr_mii38p1Sxd1qlgqn4o5_500.gif!\r\nLook at the people laughting behind","author":"5239db6da4c72d22d9000358"},{"id":"557ced79636872677400059f","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"@Albus Fahrenheits\":/dis/the-time-wasting-thread/post/557cec69636872793f000266#post_557cec69636872793f000266\r\n!http://cache.lego.com/r/www/r/movie/-/media/franchises/the%20lego%20movie/explore/characters/characters%20-%20details/emmet.jpg?l.r=613194612!","author":"4fe1b9f47f123b13df002976"},{"id":"557cee6e636872677400074a","topic_id":"5161dd617f123bd25900013d","body":"\"Invasion of the Marbles\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxcJfaoK5xg","author":"4fde5cee945b700a970060fc"}]}